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Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 07:29 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:22 AM) [snapback]2803530[/snapback]
Aameen Sum Aameen

Or meri bhi to mera abhi result nahi aaya hai 1-embaressed_smile.gif

aap ka bhi ............. Woww

phir to aap meray liye aur main aap k liye ............. dua kernay ka thaika le letay hain smile.gif

QaboOl hai ??
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 07:33 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:23 AM) [snapback]2803531[/snapback]

Dekha cartoon waqai nahi hasi gig.gif

yeh Zamana aap ki wajah se hi aaya hai threaten.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 07:39 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:27 AM) [snapback]2803532[/snapback]
Haye la mujhay nahi pata tha k ladkiyan itni petoo bhi hoti hain gig.gif

Ajee cool to hum shroo se hain shades.gif

2 bottle kiya pii loon gii main .......... woh bhi aap k kherchay per nahi .......... phir bhi aap petoo keh rahay ho tch tch tch


Really ............ aap kab huye thanday
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 07:44 PM
Really ........... aap ko lerkiyan BHAI jaan nahi kehtiin ??














to phir kiya kehti hain look.gif yeh to bata dain smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 07:51 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:31 AM) [snapback]2803534[/snapback]
Bas jee dekh len 1-movies.gif

dekh to mai loon gii achi terah













lekin yeh to pata chalay dekhna kis ko hai threaten.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 07:56 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:32 AM) [snapback]2803535[/snapback]

Angoor ka season nahi hai krakrani.gif

Langoor ka to hai naa nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 08:00 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:34 AM) [snapback]2803537[/snapback]
Jee jee aik bar aap ne kisi post mein likha tha shayad icon_peace.gif 1-history.gif

Shayed .............. hahahaha it means ............ u r not sure nana.gif

yani k adha jhooooooooooooot
Masoom_Pari
Apr 5 2008, 08:02 PM
Main aati hoon Brack k baad



kahin jaiye ga nahi smile.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:05 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:22 PM) [snapback]2806815[/snapback]
haan lekin ab main change ker rahi hoon khud ko thora thora gig.gif

ab din main 1 2 msg to must ker hi deti hoon

Aakhir kar mein ne sharam dila he di gig.gif 0-17_wink.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:13 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:26 PM) [snapback]2806816[/snapback]
0-22_yikes.gif
sab se KhaTernAak Rishta
aap ko to achi terah dekhna hi paray ga mujhey DON.gif

gig.gif


Oye hoye dhamki 45.gif

threaten.gif 1-movies.gif threaten.gif 1-movies.gif threaten.gif 1-movies.gif threaten.gif 1-movies.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:16 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:29 PM) [snapback]2806817[/snapback]
aap ka bhi ............. Woww

phir to aap meray liye aur main aap k liye ............. dua kernay ka thaika le letay hain smile.gif

QaboOl hai ??

Naik kaam mein deri kaisi

Qabool hai jee qabool hai

Lekin khalis dil se or achchi achchi dua karna ho gi no cheating is allowed 1-embaressed_smile.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:18 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:33 PM) [snapback]2806819[/snapback]
yeh Zamana aap ki wajah se hi aaya hai threaten.gif

Matlab k aap yeh maan rahe hain k aap cartoon hain gig.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:21 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:39 PM) [snapback]2806825[/snapback]
2 bottle kiya pii loon gii main .......... woh bhi aap k kherchay per nahi .......... phir bhi aap petoo keh rahay ho tch tch tch
Really ............ aap kab huye thanday

Aray kharcha kisi ka bhi ho lekin aap socho k 2 2 pepsi peenay k baad kitna sugar level increase ho ga U ka or yeh bhi to socho kitni calories increase hon gi

Agar in sab ki parwa nahi hai to phir to mein U ko petoo he kahoon ga gig.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:30 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:44 PM) [snapback]2806829[/snapback]
Really ........... aap ko lerkiyan BHAI jaan nahi kehtiin ??
to phir kiya kehti hain look.gif yeh to bata dain smile.gif

Bilkul bhi nahi kehti hain eusa_naughty.gif

Shhhh its secret scrt.gif gig.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:35 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:51 PM) [snapback]2806835[/snapback]
dekh to mai loon gii achi terah
lekin yeh to pata chalay dekhna kis ko hai threaten.gif

Jee mujh naik,Shareef or seedhay banday ko dekhna hai 1-embaressed_smile.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:37 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 07:56 PM) [snapback]2806839[/snapback]
Langoor ka to hai naa nana.gif

Han bilkul or aik langoor ko to mein HC pe reply bhi kar raha hoon poster_oops.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:52 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 08:00 PM) [snapback]2806840[/snapback]
Shayed .............. hahahaha it means ............ u r not sure nana.gif

yani k adha jhooooooooooooot

Nahi mein to sure hoon yeh shayad to U k liye likha hai
K shayad is shayad ko dekh kar aap ko yad aa jaye krakrani.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:55 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 08:02 PM) [snapback]2806843[/snapback]
Main aati hoon Brack k baad
kahin jaiye ga nahi smile.gif

Jee jee U jao masoom logon or break le k aao

Mein yahin hoon ladayi karnay k liye poster_oops.gif

Batein karnay k liye icon_peace.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 7 2008, 05:59 AM
4 Masoom Log

what is the total of 1+1 ??
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sharam karo
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Is ka jawab bhi sms mein dhoond rahay ho

naam dubo dia school college ka
hamzaad
Apr 7 2008, 10:15 AM
4 COOL LEOYou should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 02:18 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:39 AM) [snapback]2803538[/snapback]

Haye la yeh bootifool bhi U ko tareef lag raha hai poster_oops.gif

dil kashti ki tarha dolna,hawaas khona mujhay lag raha hai aap ka BP low ho raha hai

Bata do kab le k chaloon Doctor k pas gig.gif

Bootifool means pali pali bachi cheerleader.gif

chalo aaj main aap ko bootifool ki correct spelling bataoon jo mujh per suit kerti hai
meray peechay peechay perho

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Mohtaram Qare'in aap se guzarish hai k ainda mujhey isi spelling se pukara aur yaad kiya jaye ........... Shukriya
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 02:22 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:44 AM) [snapback]2803539[/snapback]
Haye la U anday deti ho poster_oops.gif

Waise achcha hua masoom logon ne khud bata dya gig.gif

Aray kahin woh bakery wale uncle U to nahi ho jin ki badi badi moonchain hain,jin ki naak k pas bada sa massa hai,Bohot healthy se hain,hai na U woh he ho na thumbup.gif

Dekha uncle kaisa pakda aap ko krakrani.gif

Qk mein to sirf un se he anday leta hoon 0-17_wink.gif

DHAMKI woh bhi me ko 1-history.gif threaten.gif StayAway.gif 1-movies.gif

budhoo thapar.gif Woh to male hain aur main pyari sii Pari

hahahaha yeh dhamki aap ko nahi bul k usko dii hai jis ne Chori kiya hai










dil smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:47 AM) [snapback]2803540[/snapback]
Allah maaf kare masoom log kitna jhoot boltay hain

tauba tauba

Itni badi bachchi kuuaaburr.gif

mashaallah.gif shayad baby food zyada kha liya hai gig.gif



Masoom logon ko log khuwa ma khuwa issue banatay hain

shuker ........ kisi bahanay to toba ki aap ne

itni bari kahan ............ sirf 5.4 hi to height hai

hahahaha
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 02:44 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:48 AM) [snapback]2803541[/snapback]
Theek hai theek hai

Ab bhabhi ka naam liya hai to kuch to karna he paday ga 0-17_wink.gif

bhabhi ka naam 0-22_yikes.gif

Mujhey to aap ne abhi tak naam bataya hi nahi .......... juldi se batao


Werna .............. bulaoon main abhi bhabhi ko ........... aur woh bhi DANDAY k sath
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 02:53 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:54 AM) [snapback]2803544[/snapback]
Fees denay k laiq kuch sikhaya ho ga to koi fees de ga na masoom logon krakrani.gif 1-movies.gif gig.gif StayAway.gif

doosron ki batoon main aap ne taang araye DON.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 02:55 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:54 AM) [snapback]2803544[/snapback]
Fees denay k laiq kuch sikhaya ho ga to koi fees de ga na masoom logon krakrani.gif 1-movies.gif gig.gif StayAway.gif

doosron ki batoon main aap ne taang araye DON.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 03:05 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 07:02 AM) [snapback]2803546[/snapback]
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye

insano ki zaban main ager aap apnay jazbaat ka izhar kertay to mujh jesay samajhdar insan zaroor aap k jazbat samajh jatay
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 03:23 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 07:07 AM) [snapback]2803548[/snapback]
For Masoom Log

Meri zindagi pe faqt itna ehsan kar do,

Ik benaam si fursat mere naam kar do,

Ik subh ko milo or sham kar do,

Or sham tak
Mere ghar ka sara kaam kar do yippie.gif 1-movies.gif

Kaam tamam na kerdoon main aap ka nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 03:31 PM
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Apr 7 2008, 10:15 AM) [snapback]2808481[/snapback]
4 COOL LEOYou should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.

hahahaha thik kaha bilkul hamzaad
Masoom_Pari
Apr 7 2008, 03:38 PM

For U CoOl Leo


Cool leo told his Friend HAMZAAD: yaar aik lerki mujhey dekh k hans rahi hai

Hamzaad answered: sahi se dekh ............ hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai biglol.gif
sweet_human1
Apr 10 2008, 08:12 PM
Friend Means No
Asking

Friend Means No
Reasoning

Friend Means Just
Believing

and

Friends Are Those Who Never Believe In The Last Three Alphabets Of

FRI"END"
hamzaad
Apr 10 2008, 11:24 PM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 03:31 PM) [snapback]2808753[/snapback]
hahahaha thik kaha bilkul hamzaad

Mein tou hamesha hi theek kahta hun cheerleader.gif
hamzaad
Apr 10 2008, 11:25 PM
4 MASOOM PARI


Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!!
Masoom_Pari
Apr 11 2008, 04:06 PM
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Apr 10 2008, 11:24 PM) [snapback]2813644[/snapback]
Mein tou hamesha hi theek kahta hun cheerleader.gif

you1.gif


baqi saray lerkoo ki terah aap bhi Khush Fehmi k Mareez
Masoom_Pari
Apr 11 2008, 04:12 PM
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Apr 10 2008, 11:25 PM) [snapback]2813646[/snapback]
4 MASOOM PARI
Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!!

Very Funny












nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 11 2008, 04:24 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 7 2008, 05:55 AM) [snapback]2808162[/snapback]
Jee jee U jao masoom logon or break le k aao

Mein yahin hoon ladayi karnay k liye poster_oops.gif

Batein karnay k liye icon_peace.gif

Masoom logon se sab hi lertay hain crying_anim.gif




lekin


chota bacha jaan k hum ko na ankhain dikhana rey ............. nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 11 2008, 04:30 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 7 2008, 05:52 AM) [snapback]2808161[/snapback]
Nahi mein to sure hoon yeh shayad to U k liye likha hai
K shayad is shayad ko dekh kar aap ko yad aa jaye krakrani.gif

Konnnnnnnnn 0-22_yikes.gif
Masoom_Pari
Apr 11 2008, 04:37 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 7 2008, 05:37 AM) [snapback]2808160[/snapback]
Han bilkul or aik langoor ko to mein HC pe reply bhi kar raha hoon poster_oops.gif

Zahir hai her koi apni hi category waloo se dosti kerta hai
kamrannoor
Apr 11 2008, 04:38 PM
Plz don"t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega













Kya?






Arre wahi










jis se hum darte hain
?
?
?














wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?









dekha ho gaya na
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?









TIME WASTE!!
Masoom_Pari
Apr 11 2008, 04:45 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 7 2008, 05:35 AM) [snapback]2808159[/snapback]
Jee mujh naik,Shareef or seedhay banday ko dekhna hai 1-embaressed_smile.gif

ahem ahem


itni himmat nahi mujh main
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:23 AM
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Apr 7 2008, 10:15 AM) [snapback]2808481[/snapback]
4 COOL LEOYou should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.

45.gif















































nana.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:26 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 02:18 PM) [snapback]2808653[/snapback]
Bootifool means pali pali bachi cheerleader.gif

chalo aaj main aap ko bootifool ki correct spelling bataoon jo mujh per suit kerti hai
meray peechay peechay perho

B

E

A

U

T

I

F

U

L

Mohtaram Qare'in aap se guzarish hai k ainda mujhey isi spelling se pukara aur yaad kiya jaye ........... Shukriya


Mein ne koi ghalat spelling nahi likhi or na he beautiful likha hai krakrani.gif

BOOTIFOOL likha hai mein ne U ko jis k meaning hain bongi master 1-announce1.gif

Oye me ko yeh to batao koi k mein HC mein he reply kar raha hoon na.Qk masoom logon ka reply padh k aisa lag raha hai jaise Jung news paper padh raha hoon gig.gif 1-movies.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:30 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 02:22 PM) [snapback]2808656[/snapback]
budhoo thapar.gif Woh to male hain aur main pyari sii Pari

hahahaha yeh dhamki aap ko nahi bul k usko dii hai jis ne Chori kiya hai
dil smile.gif

Mujh ko thappad wala emoticon diya 0-16_angry.gif
1-history.gif 1-movies.gif threaten.gif StayAway.gif yeh lo krakrani.gif


Oho to aise bolo na k us ko di hai yeh dhamki khamakha abhi phadda ho jana tha

U bhi na bas angry.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:44 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 02:41 PM) [snapback]2808674[/snapback]


Masoom logon ko log khuwa ma khuwa issue banatay hain

shuker ........ kisi bahanay to toba ki aap ne

itni bari kahan ............ sirf 5.4 hi to height hai

hahahaha

Han khuwa ma khuwa log issue banatay hain masoom logon ko

Jab k masoom log to all ready aik issue hain krakrani.gif

MASHAALLAH 5ft 4 inch ki nanni munni bachchi

Chalo bhai Pakistan ko bhi aik world record mill gaya

Dunya ki sab se badi bachchi ka gig.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:47 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 02:44 PM) [snapback]2808677[/snapback]
bhabhi ka naam 0-22_yikes.gif

Mujhey to aap ne abhi tak naam bataya hi nahi .......... juldi se batao
Werna .............. bulaoon main abhi bhabhi ko ........... aur woh bhi DANDAY k sath

Ab mein sab bata doon krakrani.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:49 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 02:53 PM) [snapback]2808690[/snapback]
doosron ki batoon main aap ne taang araye DON.gif

Dekh len saray HCians k masoom log doosron ko kaise dhoka de rahay hain gig.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:57 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 03:05 PM) [snapback]2808705[/snapback]
insano ki zaban main ager aap apnay jazbaat ka izhar kertay to mujh jesay samajhdar insan zaroor aap k jazbat samajh jatay

Yeh intelligent logon ki zuban hai bootifool logon ki samajh nahi aye gi shades.gif 1-movies.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:58 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 03:31 PM) [snapback]2808753[/snapback]
hahahaha thik kaha bilkul hamzaad

StayAway.gif 1-movies.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 06:59 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 7 2008, 03:38 PM) [snapback]2808764[/snapback]
For U CoOl Leo
Cool leo told his Friend HAMZAAD: yaar aik lerki mujhey dekh k hans rahi hai

Hamzaad answered: sahi se dekh ............ hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai biglol.gif

gig.gif very funny krakrani.gif
CoOl LeO
Apr 14 2008, 07:02 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 11 2008, 04:24 PM) [snapback]2814619[/snapback]
Masoom logon se sab hi lertay hain crying_anim.gif
lekin
chota bacha jaan k hum ko na ankhain dikhana rey ............. nana.gif

CHOTA BACHA ALLLAH reham kare

Agar aise chotay bachchay honay lag gaye to poster_oops.gif
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