Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

Jealousy dekho bas masoom logon ki

Aik to yeh masoom log bhi na bas

Karti raho aitraz sanu ki

KHAN SAHAB

Itna bada ilzam

Yaani k U kanjoos thin

Bolay to mein kamyaab ho he gaya kanjoosi ki aadat khatam karwanay mein

Meri dictionary mein to aisa koi bhi fault nahi hai

Or mein kyun jealous hoon ga U se.Jealous honay k liye koi reason bhi to hona chahiye

Baat ko idhar se udhar ghumana to koi masoom logon se seekhay

Ladki pehlay to U ne kisi or dhakkay ki baat ki thi

Ab jab mein ne sab ki attention U ki taraf karwayi to baat change kar di

Tauba hai yar

Matlab aqqalmand banda hoon aisi batein to karoon ga he

Kuch bhi keh lo U se to chhota he hoon

Bas bas masoom log jalo nahi

Jalnay ki smell yahan tak aa rahe hai

Matlab jhoot bolna bhi start kar dya

Kanjoosi ki aadat to koi nahi gayi U ki

Syllabus k paise bacha rahe ho

Thunkoooooooooooooooooooooo

For Masoom Log


Pizza + pepsi = my favourite meal

Cloud + rain = lovely day

Bird + cool air = beautiful morning

U + ur smile = Tusi v na bas…..!!

Dara hi detey ho

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

IF YESTERDAY BROUGHT THE BEGGINING AND TOMORROW BRINGS THE END..... THEN SOMEWHERES IN THE MIDDLE WE CAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS.

God could not be everywhere
and therefore he made mothers.

In your darkest hour wen ur fed up and blue just remember this i'll always be there 4 you im no angel and can't change fate but i'll do anything coz your my mate!

A coin is easy to earn, a frnd is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a frnd appreciates. I lost a coin when i text u , but its ok cos u r a precious frnd.

Every life in this world is prepared by God's own hands,i'm so thankful that he prepared my life & included u as a major part of it

My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left....i.c.u or ...............u c me.

So u think u are cool & every1 likes u?Well u r wrong.No1 loves u,misses u,needs u or even thinks of u...more than i do!

Friends r the most important ingredients in the recipe of life

For CoOl CoOl LeO


A FriEnd Is LiKe Guitar








So Jab Tak Life hai



USKI Bajatay Raho

Dedicated to Gohar



Brain
is
an
ImPorTant
Part
Of
Body
It
ReMains
Active
24 Hours
365 Days
it
starts
Working
from
ur
Birth
and
stop
Working
when
U
R








MaRrIeD

Do U Know Why GOD made eyes in pairs
Ears in pairs
Hands in pairs
legs in pairs
But Heart is Single
it is just
to Find the heart of UR ChoIce
nd make a Pair

Yeh SMS us shakhs ko dedicate ker rahi hoon jo Is TopIc main sab se ziada paya jata hai

ummeed hai ............ aqalband mera ishara samajh hi gaye hoga




aEY dOST tERI doSTI bARI pYARI HAI
Par Is Duniya Ne Teri Qadar Na Jani hai
Her Aik ne Tujhey GADHA samajh k laat Mari Hai
PeecHay MurR Ab Meri Barii hai

Masoom logo ki her ada pyari hai

hahahaha sanu ki keh keh ker aur kisi ki tension na le ker aap itnay MashALLAH se ahem ahem healthy huye hain

lo kerlo baat

logoo ko bari mushkiloo se SAHAB kaha mene ........... dil k na mantay huye bhi

lekin logo ko raas hi nahi aaya

hahahaha ji nahi is kaam main aap ka koi hath nahi hai

ab Main kiya kahoon











Khush Fehmi k Mareez akser aisay hi react kiya kertay hain ........... apni her baat main unhain koi fault nazar nahi aya kerta

Kabhi Kabhi such bhe Peyaaz jaisa lagta hay ...

Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars....

FRENCH: I think, I don't smoke... (Killed)

AMERICAN: I think, I love Iraq.. (Killed)

SARDAR: I think... (Killed)

"Maafi Naama"
Agar mere
sms se
aap pareshaan
ya ghusa hon tu
bina jhichak
apne mobile ko
kachrey ke
dabbey mai
phenk
dein
NA RAHE GA FONE
aur
NA BAJE GA MSG TONE...

Book kholte hi EXAMS ka saamna hota hai,
aese mausam mai hi tu dimagh kharaab hota hai,
dimagh ki baatein paper par nahin aati,
Ye fasaana tu MARK SHEET pe bayaan hota hai...

EK khwaab,ek khyaal,ek haqeeqat ho tum,
dosti par marne waali har zarurat ho tum,
jisko roz ek sms karne ko dil karey,
arey yaar! ajeeb musibat ho tum...

Kal agar mai mar jaoen tu,
Aei dost mere marne ka gila mat karna,,
Ansu mat bahaana,
Meri qabar par bhi mat aana,,
Seedhe uper chale aana,
MiL kar PARTY kareinge..

Jab b kanjoosi ka zikar ayega,
Apka naam sabse pehle ayega,
Ghalti se bhi sms na karna,
Warna AWARD haath se nikal jayega..

Hum ho gaye tumhre bohot sochne ke baad,
Ab kis ko dekheinge tumhe dekhne ke baad,
Duniya chor deinge tumhe chorne ke baad,
ALLAH maaf karey itne jhoot bolne ke baad...

Ek aadmi ne ALLAH se kaha,
Mje dukh de,
Dard de,
Tension de,
Barbaad kar de,
Mere peeche BHOOT laga de,
ALLAH ne kaha..
SEEDHI TARAH KAHO EK ADAD BIWI CHAHIYE.

Yeh afwah kis ne phela di

Kuch bhi hai U se to thoda kamm he hoon mein

Lekin sahab k sath jo lafz likha hai na woh hazam nahi hua mujh se

I know mera koi haath nahi hai U ki yeh aadat khatam karwanay mein

Magar mere alfaz to hain na U ki yeh aadat khatam karwanay mein

Koan kaise kab kahan hai koi mareez

U ne bataya bhi nahi yar k koi mareez bhi hai yahan

Yar Get Well Soon



Yeh khush fehmi nahi hai Masoom logon yeh Fact hai

If in examination hall
During the exam
U feel tht the paper is tough,
Dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath
&
Say 2 urself

"This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"

SMS
Mere Dost Ko
"HELLO" Kehna

"SAVE" Kare To
"THNX" Kehna


Mujhe Yaad Kare To
Kehna "I MISS U TOO"

Aur

Agr "DELETE" Karne Lage To
Pyar Se Kehna


"Na Kar Yaar Paise Lage Hain"

Plz Note My New Number Of
ZONG (China Tel)
Now Send Ur Sms & Call At This New Number . . .















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Bye

4 Masoom Log



A Phone Is A Form Of Communication

A Picture Is A Form Of Remembrance

Choosing ME As Your FREND Is A Form Of













Ahum Ahum

GOOD TASTE