Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,


Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,


Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,



Ab raha nahin jata,




Chatri Lauta de Bhai

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhte hain,

Dil mein gum rakhte hain,

Pata tha SMS ayega tera,


Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhte hain.

Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki


tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,


tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,



Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

Ishq k charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain,hum ne bhi dekh liya ishq karke, par kambakht ishq mein kharche bahut hain

Aaj

Raat

Theek

12

Baje

ke

baad


















1 bejega!!

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
_________________

Arey Wah Munnay ko bhi time dekhna aa gaya

Election k din they
Ek janaza ja raha tha
Bohat se log b sath they
1 pathan b janazay k sath mil gaya
Kisi nay kaha KALMA-E-SHAHDAT

Pathan bola Zindabad.

Aik SHAIKH apnay totay say: MIan Mithoo Choori Khani hai?

MIAN MITHOO replied: CHAWALA Kadi app khadi aa

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

To phirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bas bas zyada khush nahi ho

Yeh sach kab se or kaise ho gaya waise


Masoom to dekhein hain
Lekin aise masoom log nahi dekhay hain

Nazuk Allah tauba

Man

Kya baat kar di mein to abhi tak Boy hoon

Yeh baat ki na doston wali

Yeh to baatine hain humari

Incredible love test, u'l knw ur future.
Just Type:

LOVE <Space> Ur Name <Space> Ur Partners Name
ANd send it 2










Ur Farther's Number.
He'll tell u ur Future. :P

Bichhar k tere daam se,
Main giroon ga na apne muqaam se
Main jeoun ga tere bagher bhi,
Mujhe zindagi ka shaur hai

HEHEH SO FUNY

itna intezar

great sher

yeh main Nahi kehti


Mirror kehta hai

To phir ............ kiya hain

yeh bhi ab main hi bataoon

kuch to khud samajh jaya kerain

ab logon ko khushi se bhi jealousy honay lagi

kyoon na ho'on main khush
kiya aap ki terah Jul Kukkar ban jaoon

Aisey kesay

yani k meray jesay ........... pyaray pyaray

tch tch tch ............. bas kiya kahain aap ki kismat hai yeh to

shuker

kisi bahanay to logon ne toba ki

Man to mene respectly keh diya tha

Thanx

Sry G mistake ho gai

Apka style
Apka smile
Apka ankhain
Apka batain
Apka bolna
Apka chulna
Apka muskurana
Apka andas

Uff.....

Koe aik to theek kar lo...

Koi baat nahi


insanoo se hoti hi rehti hain so dont say sorry

For CoOl LeO

Tumhain Pata hai


TuM Meri ZindaGi ho








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Lanat hai aisi zindagi per




( dont mind plsh )

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart!
You know y ?
Becauz u always cloze to my heart n far from my eyezz

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty;
Humanity is greater than Wealth,
But nothing is greater than Friendship

AJ WO HUM SE JANNAT MAI TAKRA GAYE

AJ WO HUM SE JANNAT MAI TAKRA GAYE

AUR HUMMARAY DIL SE AWAZ NIKLI....

FITTAY MUN TUSSI ETHEY WI A gey

NaJaaney Log Kiyun Dartay hain
Kuch Log Tou SMS Hi Nahi Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Aise Bhi Hain Iss Duniya Main
Jo Missed Call Maar Kar Bhi
Balance Check Kartay Hain

yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo

1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...

****ATTENDANCE***


*Pappu !

Yes sir

*Bablu !

Yes sir

*Tinku !

Yes sir

*Gullu !

Yes sir

*Ullu !
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ULLU?
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????????
???????????
??????????????
????????????????
button na dabbau
attendence
lagwaoooo........

>---->
>---->
>---->
ja mere sms k teer ja ,
jo mujhe sms na kare uske
dimagh main ghus ja....


<----<
<----<
wapis q aya?

Ans:Uske pass to
dimagh hi nahi hai !

Cow eats grass!!!


dats Normal....



Human Fall in love!!!!




dats Ok......


But!!!


when monkey press keypads


INCREDIBLE



still pressing


UNBELIVEBLE!!!!!!

I want to tell you something


But it is secret


plz do not tell it to others


I am sharing it only with you

but you have to wait for 3sec

1........

2......

3.......


Now listen


" I am fine today"

Kia le kar aye the dunia main?
Kia le kar jaoo gey?
Mujhe sms na kar k zaalim
Tum kitnay paisay bachaoo gey?

What Is The Difference In Monkey And Donkey?
Monkey Saves This Message And Donkey Delete It.
Choice Yours What Will You Do?

Vo reshmi baalo vali,

Bhuri aankho vali,

Komal hatho or naram pero vali,

Matki hui andhere me,

Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,

Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…

SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai,

lekin dil ghabrata hai,

kyunke balance jata hai,

lekin asal maza tab aata hai,

jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

itna suspense

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,

Tension ka capsule ho tum,

Afat ha injection ho tum par

Kya kare jhelna padta hai

Kyunki dosti ka oxgen bhi ho tum.

Phulo se khubsurat,

Koi nehi!

Sagar se gehera,

Koi nehi!

Aab aap ki kya tarif karu?

Dosto mein aap jaisa,

NALAYAK koi nehi!!!