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Shahid Sarfrosh
QUOTE(Fani @ Jun 8 2008, 11:08 PM) [snapback]2911818[/snapback]

Election To Drama Tha
Benazeer Ko Lana Tha
Us Ko Phir Marwana Tha
Zardari Ko Jitwana Tha
PPP Ko Turwana Tha
Loot Ka Maal Bachana Tha
Zulm Ka Raj Chalana Tha
Musharaf Ko Manwana Tha
Dogar In Ka Kana Tha
Amrica In Ka Mama Tha

PAKISTAN Bachana Ho Ga
Long March Main Aana Ho Ga
Zulm Ka Raj Mitaana Ho Ga
Amrica Ko Harwana Ho Ga
Ghar Say Bahir Aana Ho Ga.....




very nice
Shahid Sarfrosh
Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart
Shahid Sarfrosh
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
Shahid Sarfrosh
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Shahid Sarfrosh
Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
Shahid Sarfrosh
jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....
Shahid Sarfrosh
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Shahid Sarfrosh
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
Shahid Sarfrosh
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Shahid Sarfrosh
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
Shahid Sarfrosh
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME
Shahid Sarfrosh





EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI, EK LADKE PR WO MARTI THI,


CHORI-CHORI, CHUPKE-CHUPKE SMS KIYA KARTI THI,

KUCH KAHNA THA SHAYAD USKO,

PAR MOBILE KE BILL SE DARTI THI!





Shahid Sarfrosh

BAAP NE KAHA GHAR CHHOR DO, MA NE KAHA PARO CHHOD DO,

PARO NE KAHA SHARAB CHHOR DO, CHNDRMUKHI NE KAHA TIMEPASS KARNA CHHOR DO,


EK DIN TUM KAHOGI SMS BHEJNA CHHOR DO.



Shahid Sarfrosh


Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga



Shahid Sarfrosh
Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta

__________________
Shahid Sarfrosh
Itz 2 hard 2 lose sum1 who is 99% cute
99% sweet
99% loving
99% talented & 100%
gorgeous & dats me so dont
EVER let me go!
Shahid Sarfrosh
U took my heart wid ur smile...
u took my mind with ur kindness...
u took my soul wid ur sweetness...
most of all...
u took my money wid this message!!
Shahid Sarfrosh
The cat Story


This Cat
Is Cat
A cat
Good cat
Way cat
To cat
keep cat
an cat
idiot cat
busy cat
for cat
20 cat
minutes cat



Now read it all with out the word cat.
Shahid Sarfrosh
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
Fani
QUOTE(Shahid Sarfrosh @ Jun 8 2008, 11:18 PM) [snapback]2911832[/snapback]
very nice



Thanx
Fani
Abhi koi acha sms yaad nai araha :(
Shahid Sarfrosh
Qadam qadam pe hawaon se talluq rakhna,
Dosti k daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna.
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor ayegi
Aap bus apna mobile switch on rakhna...
Shahid Sarfrosh
1----2----3----4----5----6----7----8----9----10----11----12----13----14----15----16----17----18-----19--------20-----21-----very Good

Tomorrow I Will Do A----b----c
Shahid Sarfrosh
ka Ki Ku Ko Ke - Ki Ko Ka Ki Ko - Ke Ki Ku Ke Ke - Ku Ki Ka Ku Ke -
Ko Ka Ki Ke

U Have Successfully Read Monkey's Language

Now Collect Ur Language Certificate From Me.
Shahid Sarfrosh
143 means?
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Shahid Sarfrosh
1DONT STUDY=FAIL
eq:1DONT STUDY=FAIL
eq:2STUDY=DONT FAIL
adding eq 1 & 2
DONT STUDY + STUDY = FAIL + DONT FAIL
STUDY(1: DONT)=FAIL(1: DONT)
=>STUDY=FAIL
Hence proved
so dont study..
Shahid Sarfrosh
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty…
so the world needs YOU after all
Shahid Sarfrosh
gal suno g
asi pagal twadey payar pichay,
tusi pagal kissi hur pichay
o agoon pagal kisi hor pichay
haye o rabba saray pagal agay pichay
Shahid Sarfrosh
Marny Per Humain Janet Mily Ya na MilyYeh Hawa Ye Fiza Mily Ya Na Mily.
SMS kerny Main KAnjosi Na Ker Mere Dost Uper Ja Ker Network Mily YA na Mily..!>
Shahid Sarfrosh
Challa ja sms tu ban ker ghulab
sachi ho gi dosti tu aye ga jawab
agar aya na jawab tu mat hona udas
balance nahi ho ga gareeb ka pass
Shahid Sarfrosh
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tum hoo ..
Shahid Sarfrosh
Palkoon per apni bethaya hai appko....
Buhat duao k baad paya hai appko....
Itni asaan sai nahi milai ho dost.........
INTERNATIONAL Z00 sai churaya hai appkoo...
CoOl LeO
Hakikat na poch mere fasane ki,

Tere jate hi badal gayi nazar zamane ki,

Log poochte hain mein khush kyun nahi,

Kya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskrane ki
CoOl LeO
Hum ko apne dil mein basaye rakhna,

Hamari yaadon ke chiraagh jalaye rakhna,

Bohat lambaa hai safar zindagi ka,

Ek hissa humko bhi banaye rakhna.
hamzaad
Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom?
Masoom_Pari
hahahahah

acha yaad dilayaa aap ne yeh Topic

kafi saray replies kernay hain yahan ............ kal keroon gii inshALLAH
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:53 AM) [snapback]2897706[/snapback]
Zindagi ke Lamhe Chand Hain,

Hum to Ab bhi Rzamand Hain,

Aap k he SMS Aane Band Hain,

Shayad Ab yeh Dost Aap ko Napasand Hai

0-22_yikes.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:26 AM) [snapback]2897662[/snapback]
Matlab k mere naam k sath masoom nahi laga hua hai

Par reality mein to mein masoom hoon na 1-embaressed_smile.gif

Ab masoom logon ko to koi doosra he samjha sakta hai na

Agar us doosray banday k pas aqqal ki kami na ho to 1-jokes.gif



per afsos aap nahi samjha sakay Mujhey

aur wajah to aap khud hi bata chukay hain nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:30 AM) [snapback]2897670[/snapback]
Matlab logon ki khush fehmiyan dekho k log mujhay jealous person samajh rahay hain StayAway.gif

Masoom logon jealousy k liye koi reason hota hai 1-movies.gif

Jaise aqalmandi,Beauty,Smartness ab yeh sab cheezein to hain he nahi U mein to phir jealousy kaisi krakrani.gif

Aqalmandi na sahi Aqal to hai naa ( jo k aap k pass nahi hai )

aur han sab se bari cheez hai Masoomiyat ................ ( kyoon k yeh to kisi aur k pass hai hi nahi ) is liye ziada jealousy to isi se hoti hai
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:36 AM) [snapback]2897683[/snapback]
Allah reham kare mujh pe duas.gif

Masoom logon hosh mein aao or mirror dekho

Khud he andaza ho jaye ga k kitni pyari ho 1-afsana.gif 1-movies.gif

pehlay sab ko mere behosh honay ki wajah to batao
























jesay hi mene yahan entry di

samnay aap nazar aa agaye nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:38 AM) [snapback]2897686[/snapback]
Mein to aksar o beshtar he U k jhoot padh padh k tauba karta rehta hoon gig.gif

Lekin mein to boy hoon na

Mere chances to na maaro na yaar 1-afsana.gif

Chances Male gossips main hahahaha ................. yahan to koi chance hai hi nahi


zara aap apne gaon se bahir nikal ker chance bananay ki koshish kerain ............. juldi afaqa hoga smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:40 AM) [snapback]2897690[/snapback]
Oho masoom log befikar raho mein mind less logon ki baaton ko mind nahi karta hoon eusa_dance.gif 1-movies.gif

mind hoga to kerain gey naa




kafi purana dialougue hai .............. i know ............ is liye aap ko kehnay ki zarorat nahi hai nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 06:48 AM) [snapback]2897700[/snapback]
SMS doesn't only mean

'S'hort
'M'essage
'S'ervice
but also means

'S'pecial
'M'oment
'S'hare
with

'S'omeone
'M'ost
'S'pecial like U.. !

Like Me smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 1 2008, 07:00 AM) [snapback]2897708[/snapback]
4 Masoom log

Hi, How r u?
Are U free Tomorrow?
Can U come to me,
Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free,
Special offer 4 U 1-movies.gif eusa_dance.gif

mene aik article main perha tha k koi bhi pagal apnay aap ko pagal nahi kehta ............ bul k normal aur masoom logon kopagal samajhta hai poster_oops.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Shahid Sarfrosh @ Jun 5 2008, 02:52 AM) [snapback]2905480[/snapback]
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

hahahahaha


biglol.gif
Masoom_Pari
I Want to Kiss the Most Cute and Sweet person in the World









but

















My lips cant touch my cheeks
Masoom_Pari
For CooL Leo



Cool Leo kafi dair se apna Nikah nama dekh rahay thay

Wife ne tang aa ker poocha kiya dekh rahay ho khan sahab

Cool leo : expiry date dhoond raha hoon
Masoom_Pari
For Cool Leo



Dont Keep me in ur Heart

But keep me in ur Brain









Because












Rhenay ki jagah jitni khali ho rehnay main utna hi maza aata hai naa cheerleader.gif
Fani
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((((DHUZZZ)))))



Yeh Khud Kush Msg Tha..
CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jul 11 2008, 02:13 PM) [snapback]2970829[/snapback]
per afsos aap nahi samjha sakay Mujhey

aur wajah to aap khud hi bata chukay hain nana.gif

Aaj kal HC pe sab pe aik waba pheli hui hai us ka naam pata hai kya hai


GHalat fehmi

Aap bhi us ka pakka shikaar hui hain mohtaram icon_peace.gif
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