MASOOMAIYAT yeh lafz kahin suna hua lag raha hai mujhay to

Zara yaad karnay do

Han yaad aaya aik meber thin HC pe un k nick k saath tha yeh lafz masoom

OR woh member kisi bhi angle se masoom nahi thi

Zahir hai aaj tak aap ne mujh jaisa koi itna Handsom,Smart,Good Looking boy dekha jo nahi hai

Allah na kare k mein male gossip mein koi chance dhoondhoon

jEE hum to poori dunya ghoomtay hain par koi milta he nahi tha

Par aaj kal kafi log mill rahay hain

Thnx to U dushman numa dost

SMS to 1 bahana hai...
Irada to aap ka aik lamha churana hai...
AAp chaho hamay yaad karo ya na karo...
Phir bhi hamari yadoon me aap ka aana jana hai....

Recieve my simple gift of "GOOD MORNING" wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & seaaled with a prayer to keep you safe and happy all day long!
Take Care!

u know what husbands call their wives



1st year............barbie doll


2nd year...........baby doll


3rd year...........china doll


4th year...........Panadol

"Last night a tear rolled out of my eyes i asked it why did you come out? it reply there is some1 special in ur eyes so there is no space 4 me inside"

For Masoom Log


JaB Tum Make up Karti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti ho




Wah Wah




JaB Tum Make up Karti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti ho





Jab make up nahi karti Ho To
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho

Sir jhukta hai SHARM mein,

Sr jhukta hai ADAB mein,

Sr jhukta hai LIKHNE mein,

Or Sr jhukta hai kisi "GENIUS" ka msg padhne mein

^^ ^^

For CoOl LeO


Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun








PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

For All Male Members




SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tum phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

Yeh sms kahan se mila U ko

Yeh sms to aasaar e qadeema wale dhoondh rahay hain itna purana sms

HC mein to koi bhi male member sardar nahi hai

Ansoo se kaha yuhn mehfil main aha kar humhara tamasha na banaye karo.

Ansoo tarap kar bola bhari mehfil main ap ko tanha paye to chala aye

Yeh Waba phaila kOn raha hai













UuuUUU

BhulKkar


Woh Member Masoom ho ya nahi ............. lekin yeh Member zaror Masoom hai

aap Ko bhi nahi Dekha hai KaBhiiiiiiii





Woh t mene Mirror dekha tha

hahahaha


kafii logo ka kiya kerogay aap

bas aik hi dhoond lo

ab aisi bhi baat nahi hai



mere pass jo hoga main wohi dedicate keroon gii chupp ker k saber se sakoon se perho Werna

Lekin Sardar se Kuch kum bhi nahi ho









Aaap

For CoOl Leo



I m Lamp
U r Light


I m Coke
U r Sprite


I m Sawan
U r Badal


I m Normal

U


Are




U r




Also Normal


Yaar tum khud per hamesha Shak kyon kertay ho

its also for u



Aaj Khoobsorat logon ka din hai
yeh SMS kisi 1 Khobsorat ko karo


Mujhey mat kerna



Mujhey pehlay hi Pakistan se
14 Crore
9 Lakh
5 Hazar
300
99

dafa aa chuka hai

Cool leo Got Job in Telenor Call Centre

Customer : Telenor sim is blocked what to do now???


Cool Leo : tension not
remove ur Telenor sim & put Warid sim ....... thx 4 calling Ufone

Masoom log zara investigate kar k batao k yeh U aakhir hai koan

Koan hai jo HC members ko itna warghala raha hai

Achcha woh member masoom nahi hai na

Dekha mein ne sahe socha tha us member k baray mein

Yeh member is naam ki to koi member nahi hai HC pe

Kabhi G2g ki pics aaj tak nahi dekhi hain U ne??


Ya Allah mirror pe itna bada zulm

Kafi logon mein se he to aik select karoon ga

Aisi he baat hai jee

Kitni dafa padhoon bol to raha h0on asaar e qadeema wale dhoondh rahay hain is ko kabhi bhi aa k le jayen gey is ko

Ab itna bhi nahi ho raha hai

Mujhay to koi shak nahi hai k I m normal

Zahir hai woh sab log aap ko send back kar k confirm kar rahay hon gey k kahin ghalti se kisi ne aap ko to yeh wala sms nahi bhej dya hai

Dekh lo yeh talent bhi kisi kisi mein hota hai

For Masoom log


Koi aap ko Pagal

Kahay To Dukhi Matt Hona

Afsos Matt Karna

Rona Bhi Nahi

Darna Bhi Matt

Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Poochna




























Tumhein kaise pata chala

For Masoom log

If You Have Talent

And

U Have Skill

And

U Want To Do Something For Others


Then

Don't Waste Ur Time

Join ...



















"Circus"

Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Yeh SMS...


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Yar Daro Mat...


Kissi Ko Farward Nai Kerna
Khud He Par Lo
Sawab Milay Ga.

Sardar ki B.V : aaj pata nai ohh kithay reh gye nain , manu lagda zaror kisi kuri da chakar hona
Sardar ki Maan: kadi munh say achi bat b nikal lia kar, hoo sakta hay kisi truch k neechay aa gya ho

for all my hc friends

Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Barshion ka mousam main tumien yaad kernay ki adat puriney hai

ab ki baar socha adat badal dalien

phir khayal aye adatien badalney se

barshien nahin rukhti........


MANN

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U have recharged 455.60
Rs. Balance: Rs. 512.45.
Expiry 14-06-2007.

Chand Lamhon ki Zindagi hey
Nafraton say Jiya Nahi Kertay
Lagta hay dushmanon say Guzarish
kerni Paray Gi
Apne to Ab Yaad Kia Nahi Kartay

Nice

Coins always make sound,
but the currency notes are always silent.
SOm when ur value increases,
Keep urself calm and silent.

2 Punjabi Titanic Dekh
Rahey Thay

Film Khatam Hui Tou
Kehne Laga ..

Le Dass Ae Ki Film Hui ???

Film Khatam Ho Gai Par

Sultan Rahi Nahi Aaya

GoOd NeWzZz ...


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Wonderful couples in this world


Heart & beats



Night & moon



Roses & love



Fish & water




My SmS & ur smile

to phir kitni ho rahi hai

per logoon ko hai