a friend is sweet
when it is new
it is sweeter
when it is true
it is sweetest
when it is U

If You Are A Chocolate ....... You Are The SWEETEST
If You Are A Teddy Bear ..... You Are The Most HUGGABLE
If You Are A star .................You Are The BRIGHTEST
&
Since You Are My Friend ......You R THE BEST !!!

Government of PAKISTAN has introduce a new rule,
Good looking people should be thrownout of the country!!
U r safe...
where should I hide...!!??????

PHOOL khusho k liye
PYAR nigahon k liye
ANKH dil churanay k liye
Yeh sms sirf apko apni yad dilanay k liye

Aap kya jano..Hum aapko kitna yaad kartey hain
Mano ya na mano..har pal faryaad kartey hain
Roz khatt likhtey hain Cartoon Network ko
Aur aapko hi play karney ki Maang kartey hein..!

Ap k payar k liye dunya chor dain gay
Apki taraf aye har tufan ko mor dain gay
laikan apne jo sath chor diya kasam se apki sari HADDIYAN toor dain gay

Keep me as a Friend,
n I will keep U in my Heart
Lock it up n throw away the key
...so that no 1 can take U away 4rm me

Go far away in the distance land
read the writting of my hand and if my face you may not see
read these lines and Think of ME.....

Twinkle Twinkle little star
how I wonder what u r
When U know what U r
mental hospital is not so far

thanx dear...aik aur sms hazir-e-khidmat hay

Log Ishq kertay hai
Beray shor kay sath
Ham nain bhi kia
Baray zor kay sath
Mager ab kerain gay
Thora gaur kay sath
Kiun keh kal usko daikha
kisee or kay sath<o:p></o:p>

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The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

Taj Mahal kia cheez hai
Main to ussay bhi bara Mahal banaoonga
Aray Mumtaz to mer kah dafan huee thee
Main to tujhay zinda he dafnan doon ga

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every
thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where
2 jump From

Us ki kholee zulfain bikhreen
Dilne keha dildar nikla
Per hai ray mere khotii qismat
Nahaya hua serdar nikla

Did u know wat u r 4 me ???
I m lamp u r light
i m coke u r sprite
i m sawan u r badal
i m normal u r pagal
i m watar u r tanki
i m tarzan u r monkey

Or sunaiye sab kaise hain aap sab k liye kaafi din k baad phir se kuch sms laya hoon yakeenan pasand aye gay



An elephant falls in love with ant.But ant's parents against their marriage.Guess why?












They Gave a solid reason













"Larkay k daant bahar hain"


one more



Baagh mein phool to khiltay rahein gay,
Aankhon mein intizar k diye jaltay rahein gay,
Dua khuda se hai tum khush raho,
Baqi tung to hum aap ko kartay rahein gay.


Dosti ka safar lamba hai to kya hua?

Kuch tum chalo

Kuch hum chalein gay

Aur

Aagay jaa k rakhsha kar len gay

One more


Take a bowl

Put your hand in it
Go infront of mirror
U know what u will find




"Lungoor k haath mein angoor"

one from my side too

Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai
tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai
bandar jab koi as pas hota hai

Hold a true friend with both your hands, don't let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why i'm holding you tight! Cant let U go.

I was waiting the night to see the moon.It didn't appear.So i called the sky 2 ask where the moon is?

It told me the moon is reading your SMS



Another one

Dosti karo to kabhi dhoka na dena,
Dost ko aansoo ka tohfa na dena,
Tumhein yad kar k dil se royen,
Dosti mein aisa koi moqa na dena

when i m not messaging it doz't means dat i have forgotten u, i m juz giving u time to miss me

Zindagi to ham bhi jee rahay tha
Taqdeer hamarii kharab niklii
Taj Mahal ham bhi bana saktay tha
Per Mumtaz hamarii bewafa niklii

^lol:tongue:

Nice........

one sms for u ppl


Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne vele hain.

and this one is for hum
ye humtum per fit laga tum ko

Morning News parhi tu khiyal aya
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age

=A ^true friend^ is-- a= ^friend^ who: see: the>> first tear<< catch,, the>> second>> and** stop** the third>>

A treasure so price less

A treasure so true


It's gota be


()....()
("( 'u', )")
a friend like u

TUMNY HAL E DIL BATANA CHOOR DIA
HUMNY GEHRAYE MAIN JANA CHOOR DIA
TUMNY SMS KARNY KIYE BAND
HUMNY MOBILE CHARGE KARNA CHOOR DIA ..

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

Nice keep it up

aanso terey niklay to ankhahin meri hoon ...

dil tere dhadky to dhadkan meri ho ...

khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ..

business tu karay aur ... income meri ho

tum zindagi main bahut aagay jaogay ...

q k tum jahan b jaogy ... sab kahengy ...

chal bay chal aagy chal .. !

a sms for u ppl

Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear.
Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear


to Hum

ikk app ho jo itnay pyaray ho ikk app ho jo itnay cute ho ikk app ho jo itnay stylish ho ikk app ho jo itnay decent ho aor ikk main hone jo itna joot bolay ja rahi ho


from Tum

Press down 7 times to become sweet......







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Tussi vi na
Pehlay se innay sweet ho
awein he press kari janday ho

i m a paper
u write ur feelings
scribble ur agner
use me absord tears
dont through me after use
but
when u feel cold
burn me to feel warm
becoz
I LOVE U

Zindagi main dost bahut kum milenge,
har mod par gum hi gum
jis mod par saath chod degi duniya
us mod par tumhe hum milenge

I prefer to an honest failure den to be a corrupt success....

Life is small,
live it!

Love is short,
enjoy it!

Anger is injurious
dump it!

Troubls r momentary
face it!

Memories r sweet,
cherish it!

I am too good.
Admit it!

a new sms for u ppl

Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like u, u shd be kept in zoo.
dont feel so angry u'll find me there too. not in cage but laughing at u

If i hav a chance to choose one thing between u & my life den i'll choose u coz u r my life........

Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..

Thank you.

FRIENDSHIP is a network dat needs... no recharge! no roaming! no
validity limit! no activation! no signal problems! Just don't switch
off
ur HEART-CELL.

ten things i kno abt U ..

1 .. u r a special special person with a wonderful heart

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10 ..bas ek din main ek hi jhoooott ..

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Aaj k liye itna kaafi hai.Kal ABCD sikhaoo ga

Sorrryyy ...

kal to sunday hai kal to chuttiiii hai .. aur ittefaaq se mondy ko bhi chuttiii hai

I’ve waited a lifetime for you
I’ve searched the whole world over,
Looking for your love.
Some days I never thought I’d find you

Hum wo nahi jo bhool jaaya kartaiy hain
Hum wo hain jo saath nibhaaya kartaiy hain
door reh kar shaid milna muskil ho
per
yaad bun kar dil mai bas jaaya kartay hain

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

LAST NITE A TEAR ROLLED OUT FROM MY EYE ..
I ASKED IT .. Y DID U COME OUT? ...
IT REPLIED ..

THERE SOME ONE SO SPECIAL IN UR EYEZ
THERE IS NO SPACE FOR ME ...