When U feel sad
2 cheerup go 2 the mirror n say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
But..Don't make it ur habit..!!
Bcz..Liars go 2 Hell.

hahhahaha

ap ki is baat per perveen shakir yaad a gai



kon janey k naye saal to draye kis ko
tera roop badalta he churelon ki terha





actual sher ye tha


kon janey k naye saal to perhey kis ko
tera mijaz badalta he nisabo ki terha




hehehehehhehe


acha kiya bata diya

verna mein to start kerney laga tha

dekha mere sms ne u ko batadiya na

waise...u abhi sad ho kya jo yeh kerne wale they

[size=3]khushbho ki tara apkpass bikher jaingay
sakoonbunker dil main utar jaingay
mehsoos kerny ki koshish to kijye
dourhotay hoay bhi passnazar ain gay...[/size]

there is a meeting at mental hospital.... all doctors, nurses n attendent r present... but meeting has not started coz patient iz busy in reading this sms...!

Hahahahahaha

Duaon ki bheed mein aik dua hamari

Jis mein maangi hum her khushi tumhari

Jab bhi muskurao dil se samjho

Dua qabool hui hamari

Teri Hayat ka her lamha shadman guzrey
bahaar sajda karay tu jahan guzrey
Khuda naseeb karay tujhay wo sa'at
tu surkhuro ho jab bhi koi imtehan guzray

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aaj main aitraf kerti hoon
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Tum Meri JAAN ho

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Tum hi Mera pyar ho

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haan Tum hi to ho mera sab kuch

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Tumharay bagher to jinay ka tasawwur nahi

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aisey ho Tum meray liye AEY MERE PIYARAY PAKISTAN


Happy Independence day to all

arey wah aap ko to shayeri bhi aati hai
wesa poetry ka aap ko wesay hi shoq hai ya phir kisi nay sikha di hai hahaha

arey wah aap ko to poetry bhi aati hai
wesay aap ko poetry ka shoq hai ya phir kisi nay sikha di hai hahaha

Quaid-e-azaM baithey nadi k kinarey...

bachOn ney un kO patthar Marey...

Quaid ne farMaya...

falak k sitarO...

zaMeen ki baharO...

khOtey dey putrO...

Wattey na MarO!

I opened my wallet,
Found it empty,
Searched my pocket
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Found few coins,
Searched my heart
&
I found u,
Then i realised how rich i'm 2 hav U

nice one

thnx samrat


Aaj meribday per me ki cousion ne yeh sms send kya hai jo mein ab share kar raha hoo hope u guys like it


GFC fan bananay walo ki janib se
Millat soap bananay walo ki janib se
Gaye soap bananay walo ki janib se
Kursi marka soap bananay walo ki janib se
Or yeh Sms likhnay walo ki janib se dili mubarakbad

HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2 U

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Very Nice

Dimage kay liye sungtry ka juice.

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Sehat kay liye anar ka juice......

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SMS kiya kero

kanjoos.......

Masoom Pari nice SMS


Zindagi ki rah mein bohot se dost milen gay,

Hum kya hum se achchay hazar milen gay,

Per in achcho ki bheed mein hamein na bhulana,

Hum kahan tumhein bar bar milen gay

Assalam-0-Alaikum every body

here is sms from me

1) i think u r very careless,coz whereeer u go u left things behind u.now see wat u have left dis time.u just came in my mind and left a SMILE at my face.


2) Ham Apko




sirf apko






aray baba apko






han han apko





bola na apko






hamesha .......







yunhi.............







tang karengay











i hope u people would like these.. no 1 would say that dese r old other wise............tapka dalengay salay ko!!!


best of luck!!!!!!

nice one

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Assalam-0-Alaikum every body

here is sms from me

1) i think u r very careless,coz whereeer u go u left things behind u.now see wat u have left dis time.u just came in my mind and left a SMILE at my face.



nice one
2) Ham Apko


sirf apko
aray baba apko
han han apko
bola na apko
hamesha .......
yunhi.............
tang karengay




very funny

hmm Thanks


Every Tine I hear My msg alert tone
I always hope that 1 of them comes 4om U
My hopes has limited Memory
butttt
My heart has unlimited space 4 u

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde



ZINDAGEE KE KISI MORR PER
AGAR AP KO KOI RAASTA
DIKHAI NA DAY TO AAP MERAY
PASS AA JANA.

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HUM AAP KO KISI
eye specialist KAY PASS LAY JAEN
GAY

I MISS U ITNA
IS SMS MEIN BLANK SPACE HAI JITNA

If ur world is spining round & round

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ur heart is beating fast

do you think its LOVE?

na baba...... it is called HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U.
Your JOYS
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS.
Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY.

Let's START with Your "BANK A/C

nice one zindagi...ap ko bare arse baaad dekha hc per infact mai bhi bare arse bad aye hc per..apka sms infact good one

or abe mere bare ha

bulbul ka bucha
khata tha khithchri
peta tah pane
aik din akela
betha howa tha
ma neeeeey urya
wapis na aya kasa abhe koe or yad nahe to ye lekha
or helo hum tusi kethy gay chlay.. ap ki brday bhe gaye chali .matlab guzar gaye aneway belated birday ki congrates .. der se bola per bola to hae tum ney.. so hury up acept it varna wapis lay ge tum apne brdday wish.. jahan raho khosh raho hum ap. ye he dua hae.kabhi jab ap ka zikar aya to aik khoshe se hoye.

acha aik sms

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wo phir sahi

Tere Ikhlas se Muhahhat ki haiy
Tere Ehsas se muhabbat ki haiy
tu mere pas nahi haiy phir bhi
Teri yaad saiy Muhabbat ki haiy
Kabhi tu naiy bhi mujhaiy kiya hoga
mai naiy un lumhoo'n se muhabbt ki haiy
Jin mai houn sirf teri aur mairi baatai'n
mai naiy un oqat se muhabbat ki haiy
jo mehkaiy thaiy sirf teri i muhabbat se
mai naiy un jazbat siay muhabbat ki haiy
tujh se milna to abb khowab sa lagta haiy
mainaiy tairaiy intazar se muhabbat ki haiy

Woh ayi

Us ne mujhay dekha

Dobara dekha

Aik bar or dekha

Aray yeh kya aik or bar dekha

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Yeh meri or us ki private baat hai mein kyun bataoo us ne kya bola

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai? Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyun nahi hai? Audio hai k cd k dvd? Home theater kyun nahien hai? nal hai? Pani aata hai? Fridge hai? Bara hai k chota? Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai? Kon si company ka hai? To dusri Co. ka kyun nahine hai? Fan hai k AC? Cooler kyun nahine hai? Phone nahi hai? ACHHA. Mobile hai? TO test karo na yaaaaar….!!!

MUJH SE SHAADI KAROGE“ ... ... ...

Aaj Raat Tak Soch Lo...

Kal Ko Ammi, Abbu, Bhai, Behen Sab Ko Bata Kar...

Mashwaraah Kar Ke...

Parson Tak Mujhe Laazmi Jawab Dena...

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Yeh Song Kis FILM Ka Hai ???? ???? ????

Nice one

It is very nice to listen from your side after a long period of time

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

MUJHE DHUNDOO

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KIA HUA THAK GAYE KIA

NAHEE


TOU HPIR DHUNDOO

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ABB REHNAY DO LOLZZ

PAGAL APPNAY DIL MAIN DEKHOO

Mai kiya ji Arz kiya haiy

Hum wo nahi jo bhool jaaya kartaiy hai'n
Hum wo hai'n jo saath nibhaaya kartaiy hain
Door reh kar shayad milna mushkil ho
per yaad ban kar dil mai'n bass jaaya kartaiy hai'n

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

Kamal haiy u Know it very well

Well nice entry man
Happy Joining ... stay cool have a nice time and be warm welcomed

Thankx!!

thanks for all of your wishes

i think its so nice of you that you think the same way

i also pray for your happiness

lekin mera ziker ku ata he? or keb ata he? or kis ke sath ata he? is barey mein to ap ne kuch bi explain nahi kiya.

anyways thanks for all of your kindness

bari khoush fehmiyan hein janab ko

aj 1 sms mein bi ap logon k sath share kerta hoon

my friendship is like an onion


which has many layers in it

it will add taste 2 ur life

but if u try 2 cut it


u will have tears



and thanks to all members who regularly visited and contributed to this topic .....................who have liked this topic and kept it alive in my absence

especially Leo the GR8, Kamla Jutt, and etc etc

YOU !!! i trusted u so much n ur big mouth iz never shut!
y did u tell others my secret?
u really dissappointed me!
plz stop telling every body dat i'm so CUTE!

Well lagta hay frship kay bary main koi khas andzah nahi app ko

u r rite..............cose i dont have any Andaza....







BUT i m sure about friendship

Friendship tear nahi hotee












haan jee yeh alg baat hay kis tape( type) ki frship ki baat kar rhye ho app

mam.....i think ya to ap ki english weak he.....ya phir...........ap ne mera sms goore se nahi perha...plz give it another try

Sir ......parha hay goor say..par shyed app ka aur mera soochny ka way alag hay

Ahan Cool bhai kaafi din baad u ko dekha achcha laga
thnx 4 me ko yaad rakha u ne

SIR : Bachchon Qasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyoge aur girlfriend nahi banaoge

Bachche: Ji Sir

SIR : kabhi larkiyon ko nahi chero ge

Bachche: ok,sir

SIR : Watan ke liye apni jaan bhi de do ge.

Bachche: De denge sir, Aisi jaan ka or karainge bhi kiya