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Masoom_Pari

Sep 19 2006, 11:02 PM

QUOTE(saaahil @ Sep 19 2006, 12:22 PM) [snapback]2181031[/snapback]

SIR : Bachchon Qasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyoge aur girlfriend nahi banaoge

Bachche: Ji Sir

SIR : kabhi larkiyon ko nahi chero ge

Bachche: ok,sir

SIR : Watan ke liye apni jaan bhi de do ge.

Bachche: De denge sir, Aisi jaan ka or karainge bhi kiya

hahahha
Very Nice

saaahil

Sep 20 2006, 10:38 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Sep 19 2006, 11:02 PM) [snapback]2181306[/snapback]

hahahha
Very Nice

Thanks Masoom_pari

RiskTaker

Sep 20 2006, 02:39 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Sep 8 2006, 12:05 AM) [snapback]2177208[/snapback]

MUJH SE SHAADI KAROGE“ ... ... ...

Aaj Raat Tak Soch Lo...

Kal Ko Ammi, Abbu, Bhai, Behen Sab Ko Bata Kar...

Mashwaraah Kar Ke...

Parson Tak Mujhe Laazmi Jawab Dena...

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Yeh Song Kis FILM Ka Hai ???? ???? ????

vo mein ne na

gher baat ki thi

lekin aik prb he

javab deney se pehley seb log lerki ka name, address and picture ka bol rahey hein

KamlaJatt

Sep 20 2006, 02:44 PM

QUOTE(toocoolca @ Sep 18 2006, 01:24 PM) [snapback]2180567[/snapback]

and thanks to all members who regularly visited and contributed to this topic .....................who have liked this topic and kept it alive in my absence

especially Leo the GR8, Kamla Jutt, and etc etc

We dont want ur thanks.... Got it

We Want u to be with us all the times

toocoolca

Sep 20 2006, 05:45 PM

QUOTE(JeeNa @ Sep 18 2006, 01:30 PM) [snapback]2180729[/snapback]

Sir ......parha hay goor say..par shyed app ka aur mera soochny ka way alag hay

i cant believe that u and me have different way of thinking

QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Sep 20 2006, 09:43 AM) [snapback]2181453[/snapback]

We dont want ur thanks.... Got it

We Want u to be with us all the times

i think its so nice of u, no promise but i'll try

QUOTE(saaahil @ Sep 19 2006, 07:22 AM) [snapback]2181031[/snapback]

ah ha!

thats gud

u surel;y have a gud sense of humour

toocoolca

Sep 20 2006, 05:56 PM

man to his wife:

Dil-e-nadan tujhey hoa kaya he?

akhir is dard ki dava kaya he?

Wife (doctor):

dard ka hel do goli disprine

Wife (Dako Rani) :

dard ka hel do doli

JeeNa'

Sep 20 2006, 06:15 PM

QUOTE(toocoolca @ Sep 20 2006, 05:56 PM) [snapback]2181552[/snapback]

man to his wife:

Dil-e-nadan tujhey hoa kaya he?

akhir is dard ki dava kaya he?

Wife (doctor):

dard ka hel do goli disprine

Wife (Dako Rani) :

dard ka hel do doli

Wasy app ki wife doctor hain ya

.............................

CoOl LeO

Sep 21 2006, 02:39 AM

We sms Each Other B'coz

U Think I m Nice i Think Ur Nice

U Think I m Cool i Think Ur Cool

U Think I m Sweet i Think Ur Sweet

U Think I m Smart i Think Ur RigHT

Masoom_Pari

Sep 22 2006, 12:21 AM

QUOTE(RiskTaker @ Sep 20 2006, 02:39 PM) [snapback]2181450[/snapback]

vo mein ne na
gher baat ki thi
lekin aik prb he
javab deney se pehley seb log lerki ka name, address and picture ka bol rahey hein

so what
is main problem kaha hai
aap ki Subah Sham us lerki k gher k samnay hi to guzerti hain
to bas bata do address

raat ki rani

Sep 23 2006, 02:07 AM

QUOTE(saaahil @ Sep 19 2006, 08:22 AM) [snapback]2181031[/snapback]

lollllllll.... dats a really goOd One!

CoOl LeO

Sep 23 2006, 02:21 AM

A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night.

He got irritated and drank poison and said

"Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge"

Masoom_Pari

Sep 23 2006, 10:27 PM

QUOTE(LEO the GR8 @ Sep 23 2006, 02:21 AM) [snapback]2182375[/snapback]

A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night.

He got irritated and drank poison and said

"Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge"

Masoom_Pari

Sep 23 2006, 10:39 PM

Ebadat say Dil ko Abad kerna
Gunahon ko dil say azad kerna
hamari bus itni sii guzarish hai
apni Duaon main hamain bhi yaad rekhna

Happy Ramadan to all

CoOl LeO

Sep 23 2006, 11:44 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Sep 23 2006, 10:26 PM) [snapback]2182569[/snapback]

Aray daro nahi u mosquito thodi ho

raat ki rani

Sep 24 2006, 04:07 AM

lOve is nOt hOw u fOrget BUT hOw u fOrgive...

nOt hOw u listen BUT hOw u understand...

nOt wat u see BUT wat u feel...

nOT hOw u let gO BUT hOw u hOld On!

RiskTaker

Sep 25 2006, 10:22 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Sep 22 2006, 12:20 AM) [snapback]2182106[/snapback]

so what
is main problem kaha hai
aap ki Subah Sham us lerki k gher k samnay hi to guzerti hain
to bas bata do address

ye ap kaya bol rahi ho

mein to bat ker raha tha, ous lerki ki jo k Heroin he "Mujh se shadi karo gi" valey song mein

ap ne film ka name poocha tha na

bhool gai itni jeldi

ap badam khaya karo plz, ap ka dimagh taez ho ga

KamlaJatt

Sep 26 2006, 09:39 AM

QUOTE(toocoolca @ Sep 20 2006, 04:45 PM) [snapback]2181542[/snapback]

i think its so nice of u, no promise but i'll try

Thanks for ur thoughts ... Hum aapki Masroofiat ka Ehtraam kartaiy hai'n .. bass aap Yaad Rakhai'n yehi ghaneemat haiy ... aur time nikal aayeh to aa jayeh ga ... intazar rahaiy ga

saaahil

Sep 26 2006, 09:42 AM

QUOTE(raat ki rani @ Sep 23 2006, 02:06 AM) [snapback]2182369[/snapback]

lollllllll.... dats a really goOd One!

Thanks raat ki rani

KamlaJatt

Sep 26 2006, 09:48 AM

One Msg for my sweat loving Fellows

Hum tumhaiy Hamaisha Daikhnaiy ki Chaht Rakhtaiy hai'n
Naa Jaanaiy tum kab T.V par aa jaao
Iss liyeh CARTOON Network Lagaayeh Rakhtiay hai'n

saaahil

Sep 26 2006, 09:54 AM

Shaam hoty he yeh Dil udas hota hai
Toote khuabon ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumhari yaaad aise waqt bohot aati hai...

Bandar jab koi ass pass hota hai..

KamlaJatt

Sep 26 2006, 09:57 AM

Wah Mr. Sahil ... What a msg ...

Aghaaz bhi kamal aur Anjaam bhi Kamal

CoOl LeO

Sep 26 2006, 06:05 PM

Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pas NOOR hai

Hum ko bhi ghuroor hai k

Hamara yeh sms padhnay wala dost LUNGOOR hai

Sitara Shaikh

Sep 27 2006, 10:02 PM

assalam-0-alikum

1)frnds r like fishes........
u have 2 sit patient 4 a long time 2 catch a nice 1.....
just like i caught u!!!better stay nice or i'll fry u....

2)is dunya may gham hi gham milengay..
is dunya may dost bhi buhat kam milengay..
jis rah pe dunya tumhay chod degy..
us rah pe tumhay ham milengay..

best of luck every 1!!!!!

Masoom_Pari

Sep 27 2006, 10:45 PM

QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Sep 26 2006, 09:48 AM) [snapback]2183313[/snapback]

One Msg for my sweat loving Fellows

Hum tumhaiy Hamaisha Daikhnaiy ki Chaht Rakhtaiy hai'n
Naa Jaanaiy tum kab T.V par aa jaao
Iss liyeh CARTOON Network Lagaayeh Rakhtiay hai'n

kaisay kaisey fellows hain aap k

Ba adub

ba mulahiza

hoshiyaar

Badshah e Paglista

SMS perh ker khush ho rahay hain

saaahil

Sep 28 2006, 10:20 AM

QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Sep 26 2006, 09:57 AM) [snapback]2183316[/snapback]

Wah Mr. Sahil ... What a msg ...

Aghaaz bhi kamal aur Anjaam bhi Kamal

Thank you Kamlajatt

Pasandeed gi ka shukriya

JeeNa'

Sep 28 2006, 06:07 PM

QUOTE(Sitara Shaikh @ Sep 27 2006, 10:02 PM) [snapback]2183905[/snapback]

assalam-0-alikum

1)frnds r like fishes........
u have 2 sit patient 4 a long time 2 catch a nice 1.....
just like i caught u!!!better stay nice or i'll fry u....
2)is dunya may gham hi gham milengay..
is dunya may dost bhi buhat kam milengay..
jis rah pe dunya tumhay chod degy..
us rah pe tumhay ham milengay..
best of luck every 1!!!!!

dono bohat fit hain apny apny style main

saaahil

Sep 29 2006, 09:38 AM

Teacher: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?

Student: jab auto me baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaye to usko kehte hain

AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI !

Masoom_Pari

Sep 29 2006, 04:27 PM

Dosti Mosam nahi
jo apni Muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jaye

Dosti sawan nahi
jo toot ker bersay aur thum jaye

Dosti aag nahi
jo sulgay bherkay aur bujh jaye

Dosti aftab nahi
jo chamkay aur doob jaye

Dosti phool nahi
jo khilay aur murjha jaye

Dosti to SANA hai
jo chalay to sab kuch hai
aur woh toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi

sorry SANA nahi SAANS
DOSTI to SAANS hai

spelling mistake

Sitara Shaikh

Sep 29 2006, 09:09 PM

QUOTE(saaahil @ Sep 19 2006, 12:22 PM) [snapback]2181031[/snapback]

lolz dis one is really very nice n funny...

saaahil

Sep 30 2006, 09:46 AM

QUOTE(Sitara Shaikh @ Sep 29 2006, 09:09 PM) [snapback]2184739[/snapback]

lolz dis one is really very nice n funny...

Pasandeedgi ka shukriya

CoOl LeO

Oct 1 2006, 12:43 AM

QUOTE(saaahil @ Sep 29 2006, 09:38 AM) [snapback]2184439[/snapback]

Teacher: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?

Student: jab auto me baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaye to usko kehte hain

AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI !

Bohot Aala

CoOl LeO

Oct 1 2006, 02:02 AM

Those Sparkling Eyes

That Amazing Face

A 100watt smile

The Enthu Stride

The Cheerful Talk

Charming stud

I'm still The same

hw r u?...wts up?

KamlaJatt

Oct 1 2006, 02:38 PM

Aik Msg share karta hoo'n Raat 12 Bajkar 31 Mint aur 22 second par moosool howa tha

ALLAH K naam pe,

Maula ke Naam pe,

Tere Biwi Bacchoo'n ke naam pe,

Koi mere is Msg parhnaiy wale doost ko paise dedo,

Yeh mujhaiy msg nahi karta

Umair{mAxY}

Oct 1 2006, 03:03 PM

Kal ho na ho Aaj to hai na
Aaj ho na ho ye pal to hai na
ye pal ho na ho hum to hain na
hum hoon na hoon hamari dosti to hai na
dil ki galion mai koi gham na ho
hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho
bas yahe dua hai k tum hamesha khush raho
kia pata kal hum hon na hoon

*Kainaat*

Oct 1 2006, 03:11 PM

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi?

ik mint ruko mainu Gud nite te wish kar len do!! Gudnite hain jee !

O tussi chaho tay sweet dreams bhi dekh lena

CoOl LeO

Oct 1 2006, 07:52 PM

Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta

Nadi ki her lehar ko sahil ka kinara nahi milta

Yeh dil walo ki dunya hai dost

Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

saaahil

Oct 2 2006, 10:11 AM

QUOTE(LEO the GR8 @ Oct 1 2006, 12:43 AM) [snapback]2185315[/snapback]

Bohot Aala

thanks

QUOTE(LEO the GR8 @ Oct 1 2006, 07:52 PM) [snapback]2185749[/snapback]

Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta

Nadi ki her lehar ko sahil ka kinara nahi milta

Yeh dil walo ki dunya hai dost

Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

very nice

Masoom_Pari

Oct 2 2006, 08:21 PM

Welcome to Ramadan's Menu
apnay Gunah jannay k liye 1 dabayen
buray Kamo say bachnay ka tareeqa maloom kernay k liye 2 dabayen
Tauba k liye 3 dabayen
aur Burayee say Nijat k liye apna GALA DABAYEN

hamzaad

Oct 3 2006, 01:13 AM

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

CoOl LeO

Oct 4 2006, 01:12 AM

To,
The A.C.P.
Police Station.

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to sms me, I kindly requests you to take action against him & encounter his useless Mobile

(NOTE:Yeh sms apnay sab se kanjoos dost ko send karein takay woh police k darr se aap ko sms karna start kar de)

Masoom_Pari

Oct 4 2006, 09:46 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Oct 3 2006, 01:13 AM) [snapback]2186365[/snapback]

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

hahaha yeh to faida ho gaya

kamrannoor

Oct 4 2006, 10:14 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Oct 3 2006, 01:13 AM) [snapback]2186365[/snapback]

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

chal acha hua na tjhe kuch tou milla .......kanjoos....tou milta hai lelelele

hamzaad

Oct 4 2006, 10:58 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 4 2006, 09:46 PM) [snapback]2187162[/snapback]

hahaha yeh to faida ho gaya

tumhara tou nuqsaab hogaya naa

QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Oct 4 2006, 10:14 PM) [snapback]2187183[/snapback]

chal acha hua na tjhe kuch tou milla .......kanjoos....tou milta hai lelelele

Matlab k jo bhi milay wo lay lun......bila ijazat?

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

kamrannoor

Oct 4 2006, 11:02 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Oct 4 2006, 10:58 PM) [snapback]2187223[/snapback]

tumhara tou nuqsaab hogaya naa

Matlab k jo bhi milay wo lay lun......bila ijazat?

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

huh

thanks pa jee

Masoom_Pari

Oct 5 2006, 10:35 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Oct 4 2006, 10:58 PM) [snapback]2187223[/snapback]

tumhara tou nuqsaab hogaya naa

Mera

aap log meray SMS ki bhi to tareef kero naa
jo maine oper send kiya hua hai
kiya woh acha nahi laga sab ko ...???

hamzaad

Oct 6 2006, 11:12 PM

QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Oct 4 2006, 11:02 PM) [snapback]2187231[/snapback]

huh

thanks pa jee

Its ok PA jee

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 5 2006, 10:35 PM) [snapback]2187666[/snapback]

Mera

aap log meray SMS ki bhi to tareef kero naa
jo maine oper send kiya hua hai
kiya woh acha nahi laga sab ko ...???

haan tumhara...

by the way....tumhara sms bohat acha tha ...but tumhara gala kahan milay ga dabanay k liay....takay mien burai ka khatma karsakun

tumharay liay aik sms hazir hay

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Oct 6 2006, 11:10 PM) [snapback]2188037[/snapback]

Its ok PA jee

haan tumhara...

by the way....tumhara sms bohat acha tha ...but tumhara gala kahan milay ga dabanay k liay....takay mien burai ka khatma karsakun

tumharay liay aik sms hazir hay

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

CoOl LeO

Oct 7 2006, 01:49 AM

This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend 4rever.

saaahil

Oct 7 2006, 10:44 AM

Today im also sharing a nice SMS:

Ae mem SMS,mere dost ke pass jana,
ager woh busy to shor mat machana,
Jab woh free hojaey tu dheere se Muskurana,
Or kehna i really Miss YOU!!

CoOl LeO

Oct 7 2006, 05:43 PM

Ho sakay to humein kuch khas rakhna,

Dosti ka itna pas rakhna,

Aap ki duaon se milay gi kamyabi humein,

Yeh soch kar her dua mein mujhay yad rakhna

Masoom_Pari

Oct 7 2006, 10:27 PM

Chand say Tashbeeh dena kahan ka insaaf hai
us k chehray per dagh hai mera chehra saaf hai

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