mien tumharay isharay samjhu ya na samjhun but dunya tumharay baray mein kia samjhay gi k aik ladki aik ladkay ko ishara kar rahi hay....uff...bohat bura dor aagaya hay

sorry yar..tumhien bura laga k tumhara raaz afsha kardia mienay

kis baat par jealouse honga mien tumsay? apnay andar koi aisi khoobi tou paida karo jispar mein jealous hun

kia karun yaar....zakhm day kar marham bhi tou mujhay hi rakhna hay naa mujh say dosti karlo ..phir tareef hi tareef hogi tumhari

Kion batao? jab ye sms mujh par fit hi nahi bethta tou....well aik sms tumharay liay

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Whatever is beautiful
whatever is meaningfull
whatever brings happiness
May it be URS

HAPPY NEW YEAR

MAFI NAMA:

Ager

mere

sms

se

aap

pareshan ya

ghussa

hon

to

bila jhijhak

apne mobile ko

kachray k

dabbay

main

phaik

daina!!


Na rehega
Phone?

na bajegi Tone

You R So..


S
art!






m
S art!






S art!
m







S artm!







Samrt!







mS art!









Sma
rt!


Bus Rehnay Do Tum Per Fit Hi Nahi Ho Raha

hmm chalo to phir ab aisa SMS suna deti hoon jo aap per fit ho raha hai

mujhey aap ki bohat fiker ho rahi hai kyoon k

kyoon k

Police ko aik dead body mili hai

jis baal ghonslay jaisey

aankhain choti choti

naak moti sii

height choti sii

qamar moti sii hai

Mujhey aap ki bohat fiker ho rahi hai

plz aik Miss Call to dena

ab to khush ho na meray dost

isharay aqalmand log hi samajh saktay hain .... aap kahan

arey duniya ki fiker main nahi kerti ... jo samjhna hai duniya ko samjhti rahay ... who cares
bas apna dil aur zaheer apnay kaamo say mutmayen rahay yehi kafi hai ( ziada serious to nahi hui na main )

hain ... suchi ... chalo thik hai phir aaj say aap ki aur meri dosti KACHI ...

kachi is liye kaha hai k ager aap achay dost banay to yeh PAKKI ho jayegi wernaaaaaaaaaa

Khoobiyan to bohat hain ... bas aap k pass woh ankh nahi hai k jis se meri khoobiyan dekho

glasses use kero

DIL LAGI KO DIL KI LAGI KEH NAHEE SAKTA

US SE MANGI JAN JO DIL DE NAHEE SAKTA..

OY OY kia baat hai app ki khoobiyan BALE BALE

Aik Doctor apni beti ki shadi kis say karey ga

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aray Nahi naa ... tum say nahi


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bilkul bhi nahi

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Commander Safeguard say
Kyoon k Woh doctors ki awwaleen pasend jo hai


@ Kamran
Chalo shuker k tumhain bhi Khoobiyan maloom huyen meri

hahahaha chalo acha huya na tum ke bare main bohat kuch pata chala mujhe wo jo mian nahee janta tha

hmm ... Mujhey kiya pata k yeh acha hua ya phir bura hua
Kher jo bhi hua ab ho chuka
aur jo ho chuka ... us k barey main kiya sochna k
kyoon hua
kesay hua
kab hua
kis liye hua
kis k liye hua

@ Topic


Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

Phir yoon hooa keh hamari bhi hasi nikal gye.

aik aur suno Kamran aur hamzaad tumharey liye

janay anjanay mein ager mein nay aap ka dil dukhaya ho ,








kabhi tang kia ho ,







Badtameezi ki ho ,










Us k liyay aap say










Jo ho sakta hai kerlo , mein sudharnay walon mein say nahi

hmm ... Mujhey kiya pata k yeh acha hua ya phir bura hua
Kher jo bhi hua ab ho chuka
aur jo ho chuka ... us k barey main kiya sochna k
kyoon hua
kesay hua
kab hua
kis liye hua
kis k liye hua

@ Topic


Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

Phir yoon hooa keh hamari bhi hasi nikal gye.

aik aur suno Kamran aur hamzaad tumharey liye

janay anjanay mein ager mein nay aap ka dil dukhaya ho ,








kabhi tang kia ho ,







Badtameezi ki ho ,










Us k liyay aap say










Jo ho sakta hai kerlo , mein sudharnay walon mein say nahi

hmm ... Mujhey kiya pata k yeh acha hua ya phir bura hua
Kher jo bhi hua ab ho chuka
aur jo ho chuka ... us k barey main kiya sochna k
kyoon hua
kesay hua
kab hua
kis liye hua
kis k liye hua

@ Topic


Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

Phir yoon hooa keh hamari bhi hasi nikal gye.

aik aur suno Kamran aur hamzaad tumharey liye

janay anjanay mein ager mein nay aap ka dil dukhaya ho ,








kabhi tang kia ho ,







Badtameezi ki ho ,










Us k liyay aap say










Jo ho sakta hai kerlo , mein sudharnay walon mein say nahi

TUMHEN MERI FIKAR KION HORAHI HAY......yaqeen karo mienay tumharay is khaas dost ko nahi mara hay.....mien nirdosh hun......mein apni baygunahi sabit kardunga tum bayfikr raho aur uski talash karo jisnay isay mara hay.....

waisay ye marnay wala tumhara kia lagta tha?

tou kia ye sab mazaak nahi tha....? hariat hay ....pahli dafa dekha hay kisi pagal ko itna serious hotay huay.....

by the way...aik achay dost bannay k kia rulz hein wo bhi batado.....aur in rulz par kia sirf aik fareeq ko hi follow karna hay ya dono ko? sari batein clear karo iskay baad agreement hoga...

sach kaha hay tumnay.....meray pass aisi aankhien kahan jo aqal k andho k pass hoti hien...meray pass jo aankh hay wo har cheez ko uski sachai k saath dikhati hay....

aur ye glasses konsay use karun? wohi jismay sab hara hi hara dikhai deta hay?

ye batanay ki kia zaroorat thi yaar....hamien tou pahlay hi pata tha k tum kitni dheet ho...

welll...ab chunkay apni dosti hochuki hay isliay tumharay liay aik SMS.....

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Oh God!! aap nay meri baat sahi samjhi hi nahi
maine kab kaha k aap nay mara hai meray khas dost ko
main to is liye pareshan thi k us dead body ka hulya meray aik khaas dost jisko hamzaad k naam se log yaad kertay hain us se bohat milta julta hai

mernay wala mera kiya lagta tha ... ab maloom ho gaya ya aur explain keroon

Chalo koi hasrat to nahi rahi naa meray dost ko
ab to dekh liya naa

Rules --->>> aap ko nahi Maloom ..??
ofcourse dono fareeq ko hi follow kerna hoga ... taali aik hath say to nahi bajti naa

agreement ko choro .... frienship main agreement nahi hota hai

haan to phir batao ...???

Oh! apni cheezain to her aik ko hi achi lagti hain

Koi aur tareef keray to baat bhi banay

nahi nahi Woh glasses use mat kerna ... werna sab kahain gay k hamzaad ko hari hari soojh rahi hain

apni dosti ho chuki ... acha ... mujhey pata hi nahi chala

chalo ab aap nay SMS sunaya hai to main bhi aap ko aik suna deti hoon ta k hisab = ho jaye


Meray 3 dost hain TILLO , BILLO , ULLO

TILLO -->> Metric main perh raha hai
BILLO -->> Inter Main perh raha hai
aur
ULLO -->> Mera reply perh raha hai

NARAZ ho Kia??



Lekin muj se kyun???




Maana k bohat taklif me ho















Zahir hai k 25 lakh se zyada haji the our sabne 7-7 pathar mare,

Un me main tu nahi thi naaaaa??

ek shahraukhan tha dewana sa,
ayshwarya pe wo marta tha,
nazrain mila k sharma k kajol ki gali se guzarta tha,
chori chori preety zinta ko chithiyan likha kerta tha,
kuch kehta tha shayed rani se jane shushmita se q darta tha,
jub b milta madhori se hamesha pocha kerta tha
MEAK GIRL kesi karki hai??????????????

agar tumhain is dafa salgirah par koi acha sa SMS mosool hua hai to usay share karo.

this msg has no fat
no cholesterol n no fat
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar
but it can never be as sweet as the one reading it
smile and happy birthday.
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tamam umr tuje zindagi ka pyar mile
khudak kare khushi tujko bar bar mile
rehain phool teri rahoon main
qadam qadam pe tujhay mosam e bahar mile
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is dil ko yeh gawara nahi hota
inbox main koi sms tumhara nahin hota
bhool kar hi koi sms ker diya karo
misscell per apna guzara nahin hota
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is pyari si subha main
pyare se mosam main
pyari si koyal ki awaaz main
pyari si hawaoon main
pyare se insaan or sabse pyare dost ko
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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ye kuch sms hain jo mujhe recieve howe

or jo recieve nahin huwe ab wo share karo.

is dil ka kaha mano ik kaam kar do
ik beenaam sa pyar maray naam kar do
meri zaat per fakht itna ehsaan kar do
kisi subha ko milo or shaam kar do
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/ / , *** . / /
\ ' ( o o ) /
' ) (--) /
oyee...! abhi tak daali par latkayy ho.... chaloo nichay utroo or sms karo mujhe

is dil ka kaha mano ik kaam kar do
ik beenaam sa pyar maray naam kar do
meri zaat per fakht itna ehsaan kar do
kisi subha ko milo or shaam kar do
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=o00o====o00o=
/ / , *** . / /
\ ' ( o o ) /
' ) (--) /
oyee...! abhi tak daali par latkayy ho.... chaloo nichay utroo or sms karo mujhe

Mujhay adab arz hai wala icon wapis main page pe chahiye



I m back


Aik roz roshni k hazar sitaray hon gay,
Aap ki aankho mein haseen nazare hon gay,
Qayamat k din jab aap ka mobile check kya jaye ga,
To sab se zyada sms hamare hon gay

U know

my wedding is fixed now









its after 74 daz,











got surprise??















aft 74 days will b 1st APRIL










AND u r da ist FOOL or the year

The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time...
Becoz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll neva get back....

arey yaar SMS tou neechey hai tou neechey jaoo







aur neechey










aur neechey











aur neechey









aur neechey









aur neechey






SMS...!!!

Teri surat mere dil mein aise bas gayi
Teri surat mere dil mein aise bas gayi

Jaise aik bhens chotay se darwazay mein phas gayi

GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE

When someone loves u, u don’t realize it
When u realize it, its 2 late
U always love the one who leaves u,
&
Leave the one who loves u

Well....marnay wala tou khair ab jo koi bhi ho ......but aik baat samajh nahi aai k .....ye dushman-e-jaan aur dushman-e-post ki jagah ab ye Khas dost ka khitaab kaisay mil gaya mujhay......

Allah mujh par reham karay.....bewaqoof dost say Dana dushman behtar

hmm...ok ....guddi good....tou phir milao haath

Chalo tum kahti tou nahi use karta .....warna baqol tumharay k sab ko jo kahna hay wo kahtay rahein....i don't care

Ullo nay sms kia hay tou padhna tou paday ga naaa....



ULLO bolay tou .....Ur Love Like Ocean

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Lux
Sunsilk
Bio Amla
Habib
Candyland
Walls
Ahmad Fabric
Sultan Banaspati
Or
meri taraf se
Aap ko





















GOOD NIGHT

10+11+12+13+14+15+16+17+18+19+20+21+22+23+24+25+26+27+28+29+30= Your Name

In sab ko total kar k dekho aap ka naam aya ga

Believe me