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Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 26 2007, 11:14 PM) [snapback]2226100[/snapback]
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.


Really

Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 18 2007, 12:30 AM) [snapback]2223317[/snapback]
Chalo tum kahti tou nahi use karta .....warna baqol tumharay k sab ko jo kahna hay wo kahtay rahein....i don't care


jo kehtay hain woh kehtay rahain ... yeh to main kehti hoon naa ... aap to nahi

is liye is per amul bhi main hi keroon gii aap nahi
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 18 2007, 12:37 AM) [snapback]2223318[/snapback]
Ullo nay sms kia hay tou padhna tou paday ga naaa.... 0-2_smile.gif
ULLO bolay tou .....Ur Love Like Ocean


Ullo nay sms bheja nahi hai bul k Ullo to msg perh raha hai
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
LIfe is different from a teacher
A teacher teach the lesson and then take the exam
But life take the exam first and then teach the lesson pkflg_pakistanidefence.gif
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 30 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]2227497[/snapback]

Really


Hey! tum kion khush horahi ho.....tum kisi khush fahmi mien na rehna...
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 30 2007, 10:38 PM) [snapback]2227504[/snapback]

jo kehtay hain woh kehtay rahain ... yeh to main kehti hoon naa ... aap to nahi

is liye is per amul bhi main hi keroon gii aap nahi

aray wah....achee zabardastee hay....meri marzi mein jo bhi karun....tumnay kia is quote ko registered karvaya hua hay jo sirf tum hi aisa karogi aur koi nahi karsakta
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 30 2007, 10:47 PM) [snapback]2227515[/snapback]

Ullo nay sms bheja nahi hai bul k Ullo to msg perh raha hai

well...tou tumnay padhlia kia? kuch samajh mien aai kia?
hamzaad
QUOTE(lonely_but_happy @ Jan 31 2007, 05:10 PM) [snapback]2228021[/snapback]
LIfe is different from a teacher
A teacher teach the lesson and then take the exam
But life take the exam first and then teach the lesson pkflg_pakistanidefence.gif

wow....wat a great philosaphy

@TOPIC

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
CoOl LeO
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and
Not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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kamrannoor
India ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why?





kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda chod ke mere SMS padh rahi hai... kya hoga is desh ka.

hahahaha hahahah 0-25_coolguy.gif

Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 31 2007, 11:50 PM) [snapback]2228167[/snapback]
aray wah....achee zabardastee hay....meri marzi mein jo bhi karun....tumnay kia is quote ko registered karvaya hua hay jo sirf tum hi aisa karogi aur koi nahi karsakta

Nahi ... aisi koi baat nahi hai
Main to bohat achi hoon ... aap meri cheezon ko meray quotes ko use per ker saktay ho ... main mana nahi keroon gii smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 31 2007, 11:45 PM) [snapback]2228166[/snapback]
Hey! tum kion khush horahi ho.....tum kisi khush fahmi mien na rehna...


Main khush fehmi main nahi rehti hoon















main to gher main rehti hoon smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 31 2007, 11:57 PM) [snapback]2228169[/snapback]
well...tou tumnay padhlia kia? kuch samajh mien aai kia?


Maine kaha tha k Ullo msg perh raha hai ... perh rahi nahi hai

akhir aap ghor se kyoon nahi perthay ho

kahan rehta hai aap ka sara dhayan look.gif
Masoom_Pari


Some SMS from me

When I Was Sad U Were There,

When I Was Crying U Were There,

When I Was Unhappy U Were There,

Now I Have Understood:



"K BETA SARE FASAD KI JAD TOU HAI"

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AIK HIUNDU NY MUSLIM SY POCHA?
HINDU KO JALATEY OR MUSLIM KO DAFNATY KYO HAIN?
MUSLMAN NY JAWAB DIA VERY SIMPLE YAR.
KHAZANAY KO DAFNATEY HAI.
OR KACHRAY KO JALATAY HAI.
WE PROUD WE ARE MUSLIM.

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• Ur Eyes Patakha ..
Ur Lips Rocket ..
Ur Ears Chakri ..
Ur Smile Phuljarri ..
Ur Personality Bomb ..

Beta!! Nikal ley ..
im Coming wid
"MATCHIS"

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hey...!someonebody wants 2 Kiss u
close ur Eyes


Ummah

muah

Ok satisfied now open
ur eyes


*****
x (@..@ )x
"(---)"


maza aya
BANDAR PAPPI le gaya

I LOVE U...

Ummah
CoOl LeO
Banta to Santa: Yar tujhay yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nayi car se?

Santa: Yar Kia Bataoon! Yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hain
Jane k liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye Sirf 1 hi gear dete hain
1-jokes.gif
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 4 2007, 10:33 PM) [snapback]2230267[/snapback]
Nahi ... aisi koi baat nahi hai
Main to bohat achi hoon ... aap meri cheezon ko meray quotes ko use per ker saktay ho ... main mana nahi keroon gii smile.gif

nahi agar tum mana bhi karo gi tou kia mien ruk jaonga??
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 4 2007, 10:38 PM) [snapback]2230269[/snapback]

Main khush fehmi main nahi rehti hoon
main to gher main rehti hoon smile.gif

ufff......sach hi kaha hay kisi nay k jahil dost say aqal mund dushman bahtar.......kash tum thoda padh leti tou tumhien aqal aahi jati......well ...ab us ghar ka pata bhi batado kabhi chai peenay aajeingay
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 4 2007, 10:47 PM) [snapback]2230271[/snapback]

Maine kaha tha k Ullo msg perh raha hai ... perh rahi nahi hai

akhir aap ghor se kyoon nahi perthay ho

kahan rehta hai aap ka sara dhayan look.gif

mein ghor say isliay nahi padhta kion k mien ullu nahi hun.....tumnay ghor say padha hay kia?

mera sara dhayan tou tumhari taraf laga rahta hay....but tumhara dhayan kahan rahta hay.....

palat k tera dhayan kidhar hay?
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 4 2007, 10:52 PM) [snapback]2230276[/snapback]


hey...!someonebody wants 2 Kiss u
close ur Eyes
Ummah

muah

Ok satisfied now open
ur eyes
*****
x (@..@ )x
"(---)"
maza aya
BANDAR PAPPI le gaya

I LOVE U...

Ummah



@TOPIC

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
KamlaJatt
One practical Joke 1-jokes.gif

Mairaiy aik doost naiy Aik larki ko Msg kiya

Dil toot kar peyaar karo gi ... ya dil tootnaiy tak

Larki nai Reply kiya

Tooti hoi Chapal saiy pito gaiy ... Ya Chappal tootnaiy tak you1.gif
Masoom_Pari
[quote name='hamzaad' post='2233844' date='Feb 11 2007, 02:29 AM']


Khush fehmi ka koi ilaj nahi nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Feb 11 2007, 02:19 AM) [snapback]2233839[/snapback]
mein ghor say isliay nahi padhta kion k mien ullu nahi hun.....tumnay ghor say padha hay kia?

mera sara dhayan tou tumhari taraf laga rahta hay....but tumhara dhayan kahan rahta hay.....

palat k tera dhayan kidhar hay?


Meri teraf dhayan mat lagao ... KHUDARA hum per yeh zulm na kijiye hum to jeetay jii mer jayen gay

Mera jahan rehta hai wahan ka aap ko nahi pata is liye batanay ka kiya faida nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Feb 11 2007, 02:16 AM) [snapback]2233836[/snapback]
ufff......sach hi kaha hay kisi nay k jahil dost say aqal mund dushman bahtar.......kash tum thoda padh leti tou tumhien aqal aahi jati......well ...ab us ghar ka pata bhi batado kabhi chai peenay aajeingay


aap se yeh kis ne Keh diya k main aap ki dost hoon nana.gif

haan sab such hi kehtay hain bas aik aap hi ho jo k ......
Masoom_Pari

Arz kiya hai

aaj kal aap k SMS aana band hain

aaj kal aap k SMS aana band hain

Khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai
Masoom_Pari

Fone na kiya kero dear
Mamma hoti hain near
papa se lagta hai fear
Baat hoti nahi Clear
Deeewaroo k bhi hotay hain Ear
isi liye SMS kiya kero dear
No Fear everything Clear
tenha_saima
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Feb 13 2007, 05:30 AM) [snapback]2235064[/snapback]
One practical Joke 1-jokes.gif

Mairaiy aik doost naiy Aik larki ko Msg kiya

Dil toot kar peyaar karo gi ... ya dil tootnaiy tak

Larki nai Reply kiya

Tooti hoi Chapal saiy pito gaiy ... Ya Chappal tootnaiy tak you1.gif




lol1.gif lol1.gif lol1.gif clapping3.gif icon_peace.gif
KamlaJatt
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Feb 15 2007, 12:26 AM) [snapback]2236528[/snapback]
lol1.gif lol1.gif lol1.gif clapping3.gif icon_peace.gif


haiy naa mazaiy daar baat ... i laugh when i see him clapping3.gif icon_peace.gif
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 13 2007, 12:23 PM) [snapback]2235075[/snapback]
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Feb 11 2007, 02:29 AM) [snapback]2233844[/snapback]



Khush fehmi ka koi ilaj nahi nana.gif

AUR MIEN ILAAJ KARVANAY AAYA BHI NAHI HUN
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 13 2007, 12:32 PM) [snapback]2235079[/snapback]

Meri teraf dhayan mat lagao ... KHUDARA hum per yeh zulm na kijiye hum to jeetay jii mer jayen gay

Mera jahan rehta hai wahan ka aap ko nahi pata is liye batanay ka kiya faida nana.gif

UFF...YE UMRAO JAAN K DIALOUGE.......WELLL...DHIAN SINGH K DHIAN KO DHYAN MEIN RUKH K DHYAN SAY POST JARI RAKHO AUR IDHAR UDHAR DHYAN KARNA CHORDO
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 13 2007, 12:46 PM) [snapback]2235095[/snapback]

aap se yeh kis ne Keh diya k main aap ki dost hoon nana.gif

haan sab such hi kehtay hain bas aik aap hi ho jo k ......

TUMHIEN DUSHMAN BHI TOU NAHI BANA SAKTA.....KION K DUSHMAN K LIAY AQAL MUND HONA SHART HAY AUR TUM.....................


hamzaad
Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
Masoom_Pari

Kitna boltay hain yeh Lerkay

aur naam bad naam hai lerkiyon ka nana.gif

For Example : hamzaad , Kamrannoor , Kamla Jatt , Vicky , Pappu , LBH aur aur aur baqi saray bhi include ker lo
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Feb 17 2007, 01:53 AM) [snapback]2237660[/snapback]
TUMHIEN DUSHMAN BHI TOU NAHI BANA SAKTA.....KION K DUSHMAN K LIAY AQAL MUND HONA SHART HAY AUR TUM.....................


Youn kaho k ... der lag gaya
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Feb 17 2007, 01:41 AM) [snapback]2237659[/snapback]
UFF...YE UMRAO JAAN K DIALOUGE.......WELLL...DHIAN SINGH K DHIAN KO DHYAN MEIN RUKH K DHYAN SAY POST JARI RAKHO AUR IDHAR UDHAR DHYAN KARNA CHORDO


Meray apnay dialogue hain yeh ... cheerleader.gif

acha yeh suno bul k perho ager perhna aata hai to nana.gif

Aaj main bohaaaaaaaaat khush hoon

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Isi khushi main tum bhi mazay kero

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Main Card send ker rahi hoon

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Load karo aur Mujhey Call kero

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Scratch khud ker lo Kaam chor
Masoom_Pari


Aap ki do Jheel c gehri


Khoobsoorat


Pyari pyari


Jhuki Jhuki ankhon



k dermiyan main jo naak hai


Woh


Woh beh rahi hai plz saaf ker lo
faree_cool
@Arz kiya hai


HAWA MAIN BETAAB URR RAHAY THAY GHALIB,



HAWA MAIN BETAAB URR RAHAY THAY GHALIB,



RUK GAE HAWA..............



GIR GAEY GHALIB!!!!!!!!!


Masoom_Pari

Kya tum ko Maloom hai






is duniya main ek dil aisa hai






jo sirf or sirf tumhare liye dharakta hai






aur woh dil hai





Tumhara apna budho
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 17 2007, 10:20 PM) [snapback]2238132[/snapback]

Kitna boltay hain yeh Lerkay

aur naam bad naam hai lerkiyon ka nana.gif

For Example : hamzaad , Kamrannoor , Kamla Jatt , Vicky , Pappu , LBH aur aur aur baqi saray bhi include ker lo

HMM...BOHAT KHOOB........JAB KHUD BOLTI HO TOU KUCH NAHI.....AUR JAB HAMARAY BOLNAY KI BARI AATI HAY TOU BOLTI HO K KITNA BOLTAY HIEN.
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 17 2007, 10:25 PM) [snapback]2238134[/snapback]

Youn kaho k ... der lag gaya

HAN DAR TOU LAGAY GA NA.......MEIN EK MASOOM SAY BACHAY AUR TUM PARISTAN KI KHOFNAAK PARI.............
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 17 2007, 10:32 PM) [snapback]2238136[/snapback]
Meray apnay dialogue hain yeh ... cheerleader.gif

acha yeh suno bul k perho ager perhna aata hai to nana.gif

Aaj main bohaaaaaaaaat khush hoon

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Isi khushi main tum bhi mazay kero

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Main Card send ker rahi hoon

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Load karo aur Mujhey Call kero

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Scratch khud ker lo Kaam chor

10987654321


LO SCRATCH TOU MIENAY KARDIA ....AB LOAD TUM KHUD KARLO AUR MUJHAY CALL KAR K BATAO K TUM ITNI KHUSH KION HO................AB YE NA KAHNA K MIEN LOAD NAHI KARSAKTI ............KOI KAAM TOU KHUD BHI KARLIA KARO TUM.......................
hamzaad

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
kamrannoor
Fone na kiya kero dear
Mamma hoti hain near
papa se lagta hai fear
Baat hoti nahi Clear
Deeewaroo k bhi hotay hain Ear
isi liye SMS kiya kero dear
No Fear everything Clear


app sab ke behad israr pe again
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 17 2007, 10:20 PM) [snapback]2238132[/snapback]

Kitna boltay hain yeh Lerkay

aur naam bad naam hai lerkiyon ka nana.gif

For Example : hamzaad , Kamrannoor , Kamla Jatt , Vicky , Pappu , LBH aur aur aur baqi saray bhi include ker lo


tum ko kia takleef hai hamre bolny se hahahahah zaban hai tou bolna bhee hai na ....or tumhari tarha nahee ke her waqt pater pater bolti hi rethi hoo tum or saima bhee
hamzaad
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
!mrulz
hello
aap k liye kuch taza phool hain...



























hey! wht r u looking for???
flower???
hav sum sense yaar!!! yeh mobile hai Gamla nahen ..
kamrannoor
raja or rani ki shadi nahee hui ........................ 0-sosad.gif



rani ne samander main chalang laga le .............. or maar gai







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abb kia dekh rahy hoo nechy bola na maar gai
CoOl LeO
Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb c baat hai

Aaj bekaboo mere jazbat hain

Ji chahta hai tum ko chura loo thum he se

Magar






Ammi kehti hain chori karna buri baat hai yippie.gif
!mrulz
chand ko akelay sharm aati hogi.
baat kch tumari bhe samjh main aati ho ghi
jab bhe zikar hota ho ga smart loghon ka
tumhe zaror meri yaad aati hoo ghi :P
kamrannoor
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Mar 11 2007, 01:45 AM) [snapback]2249735[/snapback]
Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb c baat hai

Aaj bekaboo mere jazbat hain

Ji chahta hai tum ko chura loo thum he se

Magar
Ammi kehti hain chori karna buri baat hai yippie.gif



hahah bohat khoob yaar smile.gif buri baat tou buri baat hai hahha smile.gif
Masoom_Pari


Kamran aap k liye meri teraf se aaj aik PUPPY

Chalo aap k dost hamzaad ko bhi aik PUPPY de detay hain

aur haan aap ka air aur friend bhi to hai naa

us k liye bhi meri taraf se aik PUPPY







kyon k aaj hi












meray dogy ne 10 PUPPIES ko janam diya hai hahaha

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