Full Version: Aik Mulaqaat
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 12 2005, 10:02 PM) |
tumhein konsa dukh lag gaya  mera khana ek budha baba roaz naye tajurbe karta hai  khair hai janab dont worry main hoon na  chalo iss mein pareshani wali konsi baat hai mera naam hi kaafi hai  |
frankly speaking tumhe nahi pata
banane WALI nahi hai kya
tum ho toh saari fikhar hai nah
kyon tum koi gunda ho kya
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 12 2005, 10:26 PM) |
great man bole too azeeem aadmi koum ke alambardaaar  tey hor ki baat hi sach hai maaroo wii too  too khaane se kamm howa kia nahi main 420 nahi main 9 2 11 hoon  hain kia bigaar diya  poooch kar kia kar loo gii  too aur kia khaasan dii gall aaman aggay nahi munasib karni haan to aur kia main too bachon se bhi masoom hoon naa naa main logoo ki kahi hui baatein kar raha hoon  nahi batata warna loag baray zaalim hai janab  |
frankly speaking jhoot hi lag rahi hai
toh kya
kaun se khane se
bahut kuch
bas kuch karna hai
plz tum masoom nahi
aainda nah bolna log ka kya hai
log toh bolte rehte hain
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| 36. Zindagi Kaa Khoobsorat Din??? |
meri zindagi ka khoobsurat din ayega abhi INSHAALLAH Jab meri ek Jaga puhunch ho gii aur woo
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| 37. Kis Aadat Say Ghar Vaalay / Dost Be-Zaar Rehtay Hai'n??? |
yehmatt poocho na app bhi bezaar ho jaoo giiii sirf sun kar hi
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| 38. Agar Kisi Baat Par Ghussa / Naraaz Hoo'n To Mood Kaisay Khushgavar Hota Hai??? |
mood automatci thik ho jata hai after one day koi jolly sii baatein shuru karo kisi ke through VIA 3rd person aur phir uss ko beech mein holi holi involve karo then it will ok... warna aur bhi buhtu harbe hain yeh too ek simple sa hai
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| 39. Dil Tezi Say Dharrkta Hai Ye Dekh Kar.......??? |
ke aaage speed breaker aa raha hai
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| 40. Aap Kanjoos Hai'n Yaa Shaah-Kharch??? |
Dilon ke shaah too aksar gahreeb hotay hain
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| 41. Aap kiya Cheez / Baat Aksar Bhool Jaatay Hai'n ??? |
boss koi letter type karne ko kahe too main askar bhool jata hoona ur chatiing mein masroof rehta hoon aur phir baad mein woo chillata hai aur kehta hai ke chatting se fursat mile sahib ko too phir kaam ho na
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| 42. Pasandeeda Rishta??? |
well Maaan jaisa rishta koi nahi.....
then behn bhai
DOST........
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| 43. Subah Uthtay Hi Kis Cheez Ki Talab Hoti Hai??? |
koi aa kar kahe ke usman sotay raho ajj thursday hai
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| 44. Shadeed Thukaan Kay Baa-Vajood Kaha'n Jaanay Ko Hamesha Tiyaar Rehtay Hai'n??? |
Internet Cafe
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| 45. Insaan Kay Sar Mei'n Gharoor Kab Samaata Hai??? |
jab uss ke andar main aatii hai
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| 46. Agar Aik Din Pehlay (Khuda.Na.Khvasta) Apni Mout Kaa Elm Ho Jaaey To...??? |
would like to Die in Madinah
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| 47. Agar Aap ki Mulaqat Shaitaan Say Ho Jaaey To...??? |
too woo yehkahe ga doutry poutry marwa ke molvi bann gayan choothiya malka
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| 48. 14 Vee'n Kaa Chaand Dekh Kar Kiyaa Sochtay Hai'n??? |
kuch nahi sochna band kar dia kioke anween dimagh ki talliyan harkat mein aa jaati hai
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| 49. Kiya Ye Sach Hai Kay Piyar Ebaadat Hai??? |
n o comments on pyar wayar just fed up of this
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| 50. Jalti Par Tail Daalna Kaisa Lagta Hai??? |
daaalna too nahi chahiye magar sheitan haaawi ho too phir bara maza aata hai aur jab koi mere maamle mein daaalta hai jalti par teil too matt pucho hashar nashar ho jata hai ...
waise kia koi order aya jalti par teil ka kia
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| 51. Insaano'n & Jaanvaro'n Mei'n Bahot See Sifaat Mushtarka Hai'n, Aap Nay Kisi Jaanvar Say Koyi Sabaq Seekha??? |
waise ghussaa matt kijiye ga sorry to say ke ajj ka insan janwaaron sebhi baddtarr ho chuka hai
waise main ne sikha Zheontii se , phir Duck se, Baghle se ... magar amal buhtu kamm hai sheitan kii waardat buhtu hoti hai..
magr phir bhi i tries my best
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| 52. HulChul Kay Dosto'n Kay Liay Koyi Paighaam??? |
pegham kia dena hai bass yehi ke bass hamesha doosron ke liye aasaniyan talash karo aur asaaniyan phelao. asaniyan phelao ge too hi asaniyanmilein gii agr kaante bo'oo ge too in return phool too nahimilen ge na...
aur ek aur baat ke agar koi bhi banda koi ghaltii kare na dostooo too us par laaan taan karne se behtar hai ke app apne andar koi khaami dhoondh lein
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| 53. Dil Lagi Jaisa Khail Koyi Nahi Zindgani Jaisi Jail Koyi Nahi Aap Kaa Kiya Khiyaal Hai Iss Baaray |
dil lagi mein sawad aata ho ga main too masoom bacha hoon mujhekuch pat anahi kasam se mujhe bataiye keyeh hai kis bala ka naam
ghalt baat hai ..
zindagi jo hai ek buhtu bara khula aur khulay aasman tale taazi fiza ki tarah hai magar hum logon ne khud hi usay jailbana diya uss ko gard aalod kar ke too khudhi kooste hain ke yeh kia hai life kia hai yeh woo ... thats not fair at all..
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| 54. Khvaab, Khouf, Mohabbat Aur Nafrat.....Inn Mei'n Kiya Cheez Mushtarik Hai |
filhaal khud answer dein na zara too phir main baad mein abtaon ga
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| 55. "Aik Chehray Pay Kayi Chehray Sajaa Letay Hai'n Log" Kabhi Aisi Soorat-e-Haal Paish Aayi K Aap Ko Bhi Aisa Karna Parra??? |
yup main ne kiya magar kisi ki bhalaye ke liye
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| 56. Kabhi Taaro'n Ki Ginti Kii??? |
taaron ki gintii main koi app hoon bhala
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| 57. Kiya Ye Sach Hai K Mohabbat Mar Nahi Sakti??? |
yup its true aadmi jo marzi kar le magar yeh kahin kna kahin apna app chupa leti hai banda khud ko fareib hi deta rehta hai magar yeh kisi na kisi wqt uth hi jati hai
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| 58. Doulat Ki Kitni Ehmiyyat Hai Aap Ki Nazar Mei'n?? Kiya Doulat Har Aib Dhaanp Leti Hai??? |
doulat utni honi chahiye ke banda araam se life ko guzar sake zayada doulat bhi thik nahi bass ALLAH apni janab se utna de de jitna ke life ache tareekay se enjoy ho jaye
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| 59. Kiya Waaqiyi Insaan Kaa Khoon Sufaid Ho Jata Hai??? |
mujhe kia pata bataon logo safeid hota hai kabhi ke nahi mujh masoom se yeh sawal poch liia
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| 60. AankheN Hotay Huvay Bhi Insaan Kab Andhaa Ho Jata Hai??? |
jab hawas sawaaar ho bas kisi bhi cheez kii
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| 61. Pata Bhi Ho Kay Saamnay Vala JhooT Bol Raha Hai To KahaN Tak Murawat Say Kaam Letay HaiN??? |
bass ainda phir uss banday se ijtinaab aur kisi bhi kisam ka koi kaam nahi karta ya karwata bass salam dua
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| 62. Khush NAseebi Kiya Hai Aap Ki Nazar MeiN??? |
agar banda ALLAH aur uss ke Rasool(sallallaho Alihi Wasallam) ki kahi hui baaton parp oora utar aye...
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| 63. Waqat Zaaiyah Karnay Kaa Koyi Khoob Soorat Tareeqa??? |
Internet Zindabaad aur agar koi badna online na mile too fir aur koi raah nahi siwaye movies dekhne ke movies dekho ya phir achi si ghazal laga kar Novel parhna ....
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| 64. Aankh Kay Andhay Ko To Haath PakaR Kar Sahi Raasta Dikhaya Jaa Sakta Hai Lakin Agar Koyi Aqal Kaa Andhaa Ho To??? |
abb app ko kon samjhaye
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| 64. Kiya BoRha Insaan AayinooN Say Darta Hai??? |
Aiinon se nahi darta balke khud ko face karne se
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| 65. Zindagi Apnay Andar Hi Andar Apnay Aa'maal Kaa Muhasiba Karti Rehti Hai. Insaan Chahay Kitna Masroof KioN Naa Ho Uski Apni Zindagi, Apna Zameer, Apna Baatin Andar Hi ANdar Masroof Rehtay HaiN. Iss Say Khvaa Koyi Zaahri Nateeja Niklay Na Niklay Lakin Iss Kay Baatin MeiN Zaroor Nateeja Baraamd Hota Hai....To Aap K Khiyaal MeiN Yr Nateeja Kis Shakal MeiN Zaahir Hota Hai??? |
zahrii toar par offcource kionke Life is the mirror of our own doings... zindagi mukafat-e-amal hai jo hum karte hain woo humein mill jaata hai ...
agar koi cheez humein nahimiltii too uss ka nteeja akhir mein roz-e-hashr mile ga.. agar insan achaye karta rehta hai aur uss ka sila nahi milta too uss ki bhi wajeh hai kionke akhir mein uss s ebehtar hi mile ga INSHAALLAH aur buraye karne wale ko end par sakht azaab hai ALLAH maaf kare aur sab ko neik hidayat de AMEEN
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| 66. Kisi Ko Sabz Baagh Dikhaanay Ki Zaroorat PaR Jaaey To Aap Ka Pehlaa Qadam Kiya Ho Gaa??? |
yeh main pehel nahi batata on spot faisle hote hain
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| 67. Kabhi TeRhi Kheer Saabit Huvay Yaa Tar Nawaala Samjh Kar Nigal Liay Jaatay HaiN Aksar??? |
pata nahi samajh nahi laggi asaan alfaaz mein tashreeh karo g
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| 68. "Bhoolay Say Mohabbat Kar Betha, NAdaaN Tha Be-Chaara Dil Hi To Hai" Aakhir Dil Par Hi Ilzaam KioN??? |
yeh sab banday ke andar ka KHUNNAS hota hai anda kar chorr hota hai dil ka kia hai dil ko too jidhar dhaalein ge dhall jaye ga insan ke andar ka chorr araam s enahi baithne deta
apni na-ahli chupane ke liye dil bechaara dhaye charh jaata hai
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| 69. "Waada" Kiya Hai Aap Ki Nazar MeiN??? |
waada
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| 70. Iss Waqat Aap Angaaray Chabaa Rahay Hai'n Yaa Mirche'n??? |
jhoot matt bolo app ke store se hi bubble thi
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| yaani apne moon miyan mithhu |
na mujhe kuch nahi pata main masoom mujhe kia pata yeh mian mithu kaise bante hain anween ilzaam matt lagaye jao
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| Bakhabar zaraye se malom hu hai...aur ap ne bhi quboola hai abhi |
bakhabar zaraye purchase kar lete ahin
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| Bata dain na |
aray nahi pagal matt bano
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| Kahin ho hi na jayen ap red alert |
abb too ho chuka abb dakk sakti ho to dakk loo
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| Kon si jaga hai?? |
jaga batana main zarori nahi samajhta
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| Ji woh to jis per beetti hai wohi janta hoga |
haan too phir hor choopo ganderiyan
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| nahin kuch nahin |
kuch too hai jiski parda daari ahi
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| ji ji |
chal rehn de hun
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| kasar poori hone per kiya hoga |
woo too jab chand charhta hai too duniya dekhti hai
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| Aphi apni adaoun pe zara ghour karain ham agar arz karian ge to shikayat hogi |
tusi bhi keh kar dekh loo shiikayat ko kahein ge zara baad mein aana
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or agar aqal na ho to  |
fir moujein karo jinni ho sakti hain koi nahi puche ga
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| Nahi choreengay, dont worry |
worry hai na mera ek dost beemar ho gaya too main kia karoon ga
| QUOTE (desi rani @ Aug 13 2005, 10:56 PM) |
| frankly speaking tumhe nahi pata banane WALI nahi hai kya tum ho toh saari fikhar hai nah kyon tum koi gunda ho kya |
mujhe nahi pata too aru kis ko pata ho ga
banane wali hoti too inne sayape na hote jo larr laggi hai unko abhi bara aadmi banna hai phir hi kuch ho ga
acha thik ahi phir main
gunda nahi magar gunda raaj zaroor hai
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| frankly speaking jhoot hi lag rahi hai toh kya kaun se khane se bahut kuch bas kuch karna hai plz tum masoom nahi aainda nah bolna log ka kya hai log toh bolte rehte hain |
koi jhoot nahi sab hakeekat par mabni hai aur iss se inkar nahi kia ja sakta
kuch nahi bass
pata nahi Aaaalo Fish se
jo karna hai pehle karo baad mein bataon ga
ia karna hai dass wii
kionke tumhein ki koi khaas kisam ki chirh hai kia
haanyehbaat bhi shai ki logon ko taala laga dein ge
bohot achchaye mr.usmaan urf anokha_laadlaa...........aap se mulaqaat kaafi dilchasp rahi waisey
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37. Kis Aadat Say Ghar Vaalay / Dost Be-Zaar Rehtay Hai'n???
yehmatt poocho na app bhi bezaar ho jaoo giiii sirf sun kar hi
itni taweel interview ke baad i dont think k ye poochhne ki zaroorat hai
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 14 2005, 10:36 AM) |
| mujhe nahi pata too aru kis ko pata ho ga banane wali hoti too inne sayape na hote jo larr laggi hai unko abhi bara aadmi banna hai phir hi kuch ho ga acha thik ahi phir main gunda nahi magar gunda raaj zaroor hai |
frankly speaking kisi or ko
jao jao jaldi se
jaan chute seedhe bolo ke gunda ho
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 14 2005, 10:44 AM) |
| koi jhoot nahi sab hakeekat par mabni hai aur iss se inkar nahi kia ja sakta kuch nahi bass pata nahi Aaaalo Fish se jo karna hai pehle karo baad mein bataon ga ia karna hai dass wii kionke tumhein ki koi khaas kisam ki chirh hai kia haanyehbaat bhi shai ki logon ko taala laga dein ge |
frankly speaking tumhe jhoot or hakeekat or jhoot mein farq nahi
bas kyon
aalo sirf
phele batao
baad mein karna sab ke saamne bataon kya
haan chirh hai
tala kahan hai
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| nahi yar inni jaldi nahi next year paa g bacha loooo |
Paa g khud maseebat mein phunsany lagy hein
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| worry hai na mera ek dost beemar ho gaya too main kia karoon ga |
Bhungia mat maro, Bataoo kia baat hay
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| main ne jo karna tha woo bass bara maza aana tha |
hain maza aana tha
kahin aap nay mujhay dahi bhalay to nahi khilaanay thay naa
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| bohot achchaye mr.usmaan urf anokha_laadlaa...........aap se mulaqaat kaafi dilchasp rahi waisey QUOTE 37. Kis Aadat Say Ghar Vaalay / Dost Be-Zaar Rehtay Hai'n??? yehmatt poocho na app bhi bezaar ho jaoo giiii sirf sun kar hi itni taweel interview ke baad i dont think k ye poochhne ki zaroorat hai |
wohi too ho gaye ho tum bhi bezaar isi liey kaha na
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| frankly speaking kisi or ko jao jao jaldi se jaan chute seedhe bolo ke gunda ho |
kisi aur ka naam nahi hai kia
tum ne hi baad mein
nahi na yar main gunda nahi hoo sharef admi ko aisa matt banao
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| frankly speaking tumhe jhoot or hakeekat or jhoot mein farq nahi bas kyon aalo sirf phele batao baad mein karna sab ke saamne bataon kya haan chirh hai tala kahan hai |
isi liye to sach bol raha hoon taake logon ko sachaye pata lage
anween kion nahi pasand mujhe i want yes
is ka matlab ke aalo kha kar mota hona hai
nahi pehle kar ke phir batana chahiye
chalo phir khair hai main aata hoon
kis baat ki chirrh kia ho gaya kukakr ne kuch kaha kia
order deta hoon banane wale ko phir dekhte hain kitne dinon mein mile ga
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| Paa g khud maseebat mein phunsany lagy hein |
hain yaani u bhi giday mein bhangra aane wale hoo
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| Bhungia mat maro, Bataoo kia baat hay |
oho konsi baat aur kaisiii baat main bholl gaya hoon tum yaad dilawao main bata doon ga jaldii bolo
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| hain maza aana tha kahin aap nay mujhay dahi bhalay to nahi khilaanay thay naa |
haan khilane they dahi bhallay woo bhala kaise
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| na mujhe kuch nahi pata main masoom mujhe kia pata yeh mian mithu kaise bante hain anween ilzaam matt lagaye jao bakhabar zaraye purchase kar lete ahin aray nahi pagal matt bano abb too ho chuka abb dakk sakti ho to dakk loo jaga batana main zarori nahi samajhta haan too phir hor choopo ganderiyan kuch too hai jiski parda daari ahi chal rehn de hun woo too jab chand charhta hai too duniya dekhti hai tusi bhi keh kar dekh loo shiikayat ko kahein ge zara baad mein aana |
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| na mujhe kuch nahi pata main masoom mujhe kia pata yeh mian mithu kaise bante hain anween ilzaam matt lagaye jao |
Kuch kaam pata na hote hue bhi ho jatey hain
jaise ap ban rahey hain abhi | QUOTE |
| bakhabar zaraye purchase kar lete ahin |
Karsaktey hain barey shoq se purchase karain
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| aray nahi pagal matt bano |
Is main chupaney wali kon si baat hai
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| abb too ho chuka abb dakk sakti ho to dakk loo |
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| jaga batana main zarori nahi samajhta |
Ok ji as u wish
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| haan too phir hor choopo ganderiyan |
Is ka matlab??
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| kuch too hai jiski parda daari ahi |
Nothing ji
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| chal rehn de hun |
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| woo too jab chand charhta hai too duniya dekhti hai |
Ab kiya dekhna reh gaya hai??
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| tusi bhi keh kar dekh loo shiikayat ko kahein ge zara baad mein aana |
han bas ghour na karna
Very nice replies in 2nd episode
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| yehmatt poocho na app bhi bezaar ho jaoo giiii sirf sun kar hi |
Ji ji balkey yeh poochna chaiyye ke kis adat se bezar nahin hotey to woh asan hoga batana
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| ke aaage speed breaker aa raha hai |
To speed control kartey hain kiya??
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| Dilon ke shaah too aksar gahreeb hotay hain |
Wah wah kiya bata hai jinab
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| boss koi letter type karne ko kahe too main askar bhool jata hoona ur chatiing mein masroof rehta hoon aur phir baad mein woo chillata hai aur kehta hai ke chatting se fursat mile sahib ko too phir kaam ho na |
sahi to kehtey hain boss....office timings main idhar udhar dhiyan lagayen ge to kaam ka harj to hoga hi | QUOTE |
| koi aa kar kahe ke usman sotay raho ajj thursday hai |
Is ke ilawa aik aur cheez bhi to baghair talab ke mil jati hogi na uthney per
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| Internet Cafe |
Mera to mashwara hai ke ap apna dera wahin daal lain taakey mushkil na ho | QUOTE |
| n o comments on pyar wayar just fed up of this magr phir bhi israr ho too poch lena main bata doon ga |
Fed up
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| pata nahi samajh nahi laggi asaan alfaaz mein tashreeh karo g |
Hamain pata chal gaya
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 16 2005, 11:03 AM) |
| kisi aur ka naam nahi hai kia tum ne hi baad mein nahi na yar main gunda nahi hoo sharef admi ko aisa matt banao |
frankly speaking kisi or ka naam leloon kya
kya baad mein
gunda gunda gunda
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 16 2005, 11:27 AM) |
| isi liye to sach bol raha hoon taake logon ko sachaye pata lage anween kion nahi pasand mujhe i want yes is ka matlab ke aalo kha kar mota hona hai nahi pehle kar ke phir batana chahiye chalo phir khair hai main aata hoon kis baat ki chirrh kia ho gaya kukakr ne kuch kaha kia order deta hoon banane wale ko phir dekhte hain kitne dinon mein mile ga |
frankly speaking tum or sach bolne wale
good one but i only give no
tumhe nah
phele bata ke karna chahiye
nah aao plz
bas tum se chir hai
kabhi toh chup hojao
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 16 2005, 02:33 PM) |
| haan khilane they dahi bhallay woo bhala kaise |
Kaisay
Tum Batao kah Hum Batlain kya.... Paday may rahne do , parda na uthao , Parda jo uth gaya to Baith khul jay ga…
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| Kuch kaam pata na hote hue bhi ho jatey hain jaise ap ban rahey hain abhi |
haang jis tarah app aksar net par aa jaati hain
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| Karsaktey hain barey shoq se purchase karain |
purchase kar liye to fir u ka kia ho ga
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| Is main chupaney wali kon si baat hai |
parda hota hai kisi se samjhti nahi u bhi kisi baat ko
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| Ok ji as u wish |
aaaho tey hor ki
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Is ka matlab?? |
Hoor Chooopo Ganderiyan
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| Nothing ji |
chalo marzi naa dasso baad mein na kehna
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| Ab kiya dekhna reh gaya hai?? |
buhtu kuch hai abhi too Treasure khula hi nahi
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| han bas ghour na karna |
ghoor kar ke kia karna hai bass anween
| QUOTE (seemaf @ Aug 16 2005, 03:28 PM) |
| Very nice replies in 2nd episode Ji ji balkey yeh poochna chaiyye ke kis adat se bezar nahin hotey to woh asan hoga batana ........ To speed control kartey hain kiya?? Wah wah kiya bata hai jinab sahi to kehtey hain boss....office timings main idhar udhar dhiyan lagayen ge to kaam ka harj to hoga hi Is ke ilawa aik aur cheez bhi to baghair talab ke mil jati hogi na uthney per Mera to mashwara hai ke ap apna dera wahin daal lain taakey mushkil na ho Fed up Hamain pata chal gaya |
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| Very nice replies in 2nd episode |
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| Ji ji balkey yeh poochna chaiyye ke kis adat se bezar nahin hotey to woh asan hoga batana ........ |
chalo u ek aur shoosh chorr doo 
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| To speed control kartey hain kiya?? |
breaks fail ho chuki hain
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| Wah wah kiya bata hai jinab |
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| sahi to kehtey hain boss....office timings main idhar udhar dhiyan lagayen ge to kaam ka harj to hoga hi |
nahi hota harj boss bhi anween fazool hi kaam karwata hai apne kaam main uss ka nokar nahi Kuwait Airways ka employee hoon
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| Is ke ilawa aik aur cheez bhi to baghair talab ke mil jati hogi na uthney per |
woo kia
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| Mera to mashwara hai ke ap apna dera wahin daal lain taakey mushkil na ho |
nahi na abb main apna room mein filhaal GPRS lenelaga hoon cafe mein raat ko soona mushkil hai kurion par iss liye nahi
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| Fed up |
aaaho tey hor kii fed up ho hi jaata hai banda kabhi na kabhi
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| Hamain pata chal gaya |
kia pata laga mujheb hi batao main bhi kuch planning karo phir ke kia karna chahiye
| QUOTE (desi rani @ Aug 17 2005, 12:22 AM) |
| frankly speaking kisi or ka naam leloon kya kya baad mein gunda gunda gunda |
lelooo tumhari marzi hai jaisa u ki marzi
kuch hai na baad mein batane wal
acha acha acha
| QUOTE (desi rani @ Aug 17 2005, 12:34 AM) |
| frankly speaking tum or sach bolne wale good one but i only give no tumhe nah phele bata ke karna chahiye nah aao plz bas tum se chir hai kabhi toh chup hojao |
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| frankly speaking tum or sach bolne wale good one |
haan tey horki main ne kera jhoot bola hai tumahre sath
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| but i only give no |
kia give no yes hi yes honi chahiye
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| tumhe nah |
mujhe hi kion
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| phele bata ke karna chahiye |
nai naa kuch kaam bina bataye karne chahiye
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| nah aao plz |
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| bas tum se chir hai |
thik madam
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| kabhi toh chup hojao |
chup ho kar kia karoon ga
| QUOTE (lahory bacha @ Aug 17 2005, 08:55 AM) |
| Kaisay |
mujhe nahi pata yar
| QUOTE (muskan_kaun @ Aug 17 2005, 11:50 AM) |
| Tum Batao kah Hum Batlain kya.... Paday may rahne do , parda na uthao , Parda jo uth gaya to Baith khul jay ga… |
nahi jii parda utha hi doo ajj hum bhi dekhein parde ke peeche akhir chupa kia hai
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 16 2005, 02:31 PM) |
| oho konsi baat aur kaisiii baat main bholl gaya hoon tum yaad dilawao main bata doon ga jaldii bolo |
chal rehnay day
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 17 2005, 04:48 PM) |
| mujhe nahi pata yar |
aap ko sab pata hai aap waisay hee batana nahi chahtay
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 16 2005, 02:01 PM) |
| wohi too ho gaye ho tum bhi bezaar isi liey kaha na |
nahi ji mera matlab ye tha ki ..........is sawaaal ka jawab doosre hi de saktey hain sahi sahi
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 11 2005, 04:50 PM) |
| cheezon ka kia hai cheezein to tooot bhi jaati hain milne ya na milne se kia hota hai mill bhi jayein to kabhi na kabhi apas mein takrao se bhi biriyani magar chajj ki paki ho too mujhe bhi achi lagtii hai maslan lemon hoo, ande hoo, aur is tarah ki chatpati cheezein mix biriyani mein too hi sawad aata hai main gosht se baaz aya |
accha na toba lecture hi dene lag gaya hai
| QUOTE (Anokha_Laadla @ Aug 17 2005, 01:23 PM) |
| lelooo tumhari marzi hai jaisa u ki marzi kuch hai na baad mein batane wal |