I Am Going To Share Some Jokes Hope U All Like It

1:Ustad shagird se:::`Dant Khatte Karna`ko jumle main istimal karo
Shagird ne kaha:::Maine apne dost ko limbo khila kar iske dant khatte kar diye

2:Sipahi ne dihati se pocha:::Tumhari khoi hui gaye(cow)ki pehchan kya hai
Dihati ne masomiat se kaha:::Jee woh dum hilati hai

3:Ustad shagird se:::School late kion aye?
Nanhe shagird ne masomiat se kaha:::Board per likha hua tha agei school hai...ahista chalein

4:Ustad ne shagird se kaha:::koi misal dekar batao sardion main chiz sukarti aur garmion main phelti kion hai
shagird ne kaha:::Sir garmion main chutiyan phel kar 2 mahine, aur surdion main sukar ke 15 din ki ho jati hain

5:Ustad ne shagird se pocha:::Mirchion main konsa vitamin hota hai?
Shagird ne kaha:::Vitamin C
Ustad ne kaha:::Sabit Karo
Shagird ne kaha:::Jo bhi mirchien khata hai woh c c karta hai

6:Ustad ne zobi se pocha:::Bataon murgi(Hen)andon(Eggs)per kion bethti hai
Nanhi zobi masomiat se boli::: Miss iske ghar main charpai nahi hoti

7:Ek bache ne dosre bache se kaha:::Mere dada itne bahadur the ke unhon ne jang main ek sipahi ki tang kat di
Dosra bacha:::Tang kion, gardan kion nahi kati?
Pehla bacha:::kyunki gardan pehle se kati hui thi

8:Aba Jan (bete se):::Tumne murgi(hen)ke ande(eggs)kion tor diye?
Beta:::Maine socha ke bache dum gutne se mat na jayein

9:Ustad shagird se:::Yeh batao din main tare kion nazar nahi ate?
Shagird:::Sir woh rat bhar jagte hain isliye din main sone chale jate hain

10:Ek admi jote kharidne gaya jote ki kimat pochi to dukan dar ne 100 Rs bataye,admi ne tajub karte hue siti bajaye...phir dosre jote ki kimat pochi to dukandar ne 200 Rs bataye is bar admi ne aur ziyada heran hote hue 2 sitiyan bajayen...phir isne tisre jote ki kimat pochi to dukan dar bola ``JANAB 3 SITIYAN``