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Ghazal khushboo
Q1. Mera masla ye hai k kisi sawaal ka jawab deteywaqt zaban atak jaty hai.bohat pereshaan hoon?
ANS: App ney ye nahi likha k app ki zaban kahan atak jati hai halaq main danton main ya mun sey bahir nikal ker kahin aur atak jati hai?apni zaban ki lambayi (Length) zaroor likhain q ke moon main zaban us waqt attakti hai jab woh gaz bhar lambi ho theek theek kaifiyat likhain warna jawab dena mushkil hai


Q2: Mera masla ye hai ke main din main kai baar hath
dhota hoon is key ilawa dhuley hue kapre bhi doobara dhota hoon kia ye koi nafsiyati masla hai baharhaal koi hal batayein?

ANS: Maloom hota hai ke app ke ghar main andhadhund pani a raha hai. App hain k din main pachas (50) baltiyan bahatey rehtey hain aur aik hum hain k shower key bajaye dropper sey nahatey hain app key ilaj key tor per hum ney app ka khat waterboard walon ko perhwa diya hai jaldi app k pani ka connection band ho jaye ga aur saath hi ye fuzool chonchaley bhi khatam ho jayein gey.


Q3: Meri nazar kamzor hai aur main chashma lagata
hoon,masla ye hai k jub main khana khataa hoon tou,is key baad meri ankhon ke samney white aur orange colour k dhabbey a jatey hain Doctor k check up k waqt ye ghaib ho jatey hain sirf khana khaney k baad nazar atey hain?

ANS: Khana khaney k baad aap apney chashmey per sey salan aur dahi k cheentey saaf ker liya karain khana ainak k bajaye mun sey khaya kerain masla khudbakhud hal ho jaye ga.

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sohani
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Madhi
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (sohani @ Sep 10 2005, 07:18 PM)
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QUOTE (Aquaji @ Sep 11 2005, 11:35 AM)
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (Pé®soñåL Âñg€L @ Sep 11 2005, 12:16 PM)
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (Madhi @ Sep 11 2005, 02:15 PM)
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (mona_c @ Sep 12 2005, 12:35 AM)
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tumhary Ghazal
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (MISS UNIVERSE @ Sep 12 2005, 11:37 AM)
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mona_c
QUOTE (Ghazal + khushboo @ Sep 12 2005, 01:20 AM)
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mery tu dili khuahish hai k sab hanstay rahay muskuratay rahain issi liya choty c koshish ki hai 390.gif duniya may koi dukhi na rahay duas.gif


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tumhary Ghazal

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o meri sweet ghazal rose.gif tumhari to baatein hi khush kardetin hain 390.gif aur aisi pyari pyaari koshishen jaari rakhen rose.gif

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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (rani aapi @ Sep 13 2005, 04:10 PM)
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (mona_c @ Sep 13 2005, 02:06 AM)
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o meri sweet ghazal rose.gif tumhari to baatein hi khush kardetin hain 390.gif aur aisi pyari pyaari koshishen jaari rakhen rose.gif

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tumhari Mona

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werna may kis qabil 390.gif tum sabki hosla afzai shamil rahi tu inshallah zaror

achi post kiya kerongy ok

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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (lovely_eyes @ Sep 14 2005, 12:19 AM)
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE ($!innocent_wish$ @ Sep 14 2005, 05:29 PM)
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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (shhhhhhh........ @ Sep 17 2005, 02:22 AM)
nice solutions u have got there man!! hahah.gif hahah.gif

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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (Dash|ng^^Pr|nc3^^ @ Sep 19 2005, 09:34 AM)
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aray i m not a man 390.gif

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Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (shhhhhhh........ @ Sep 21 2005, 04:10 AM)
o0ps ma mistake!!  0-blush.gif

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shayad HC par jaanwer ya charind parind tu nahi atay hain 390.gif
Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE (N^O^M^I @ Sep 23 2005, 12:07 AM)
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QUOTE (ShahJi @ Sep 23 2005, 12:53 AM)
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QUOTE(Ghazal + khushboo @ Sep 23 2005, 01:02 AM) [snapback]2085064[/snapback]

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yaar tum wo ho hi nahen saktay jo main hoon.... kiyon kay Allah nay har ek ko unique banaya hai ! IPB Image
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QUOTE(achi larki @ Oct 10 2005, 07:41 AM) [snapback]2094293[/snapback]

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thnx to all of you (F)
Ghazal khushboo
QUOTE(shhhhhhh........ @ Oct 9 2005, 06:33 AM) [snapback]2093946[/snapback]

yaar tum wo ho hi nahen saktay jo main hoon.... kiyon kay Allah nay har ek ko unique banaya hai ! IPB Image

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