[SIZE=7]Crocodile Boots
Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile,
checks its legs,
angrily exclaims:
"71st and *again* barefoot!" [/SIZE]