Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajapayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri. Vajapyee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Madhuri is thinking: "Vajapayee must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
Vajapayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Musharaf is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajapayee again".
Full Version: Who Slapped Vajpaeee ?
| QUOTE (kol @ Sep 18 2005, 11:41 AM) |
| Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajapayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri. Vajapyee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Madhuri is thinking: "Vajapayee must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Vajapayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me." Musharaf is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajapayee again". |
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QUOTE(kol @ Sep 18 2005, 06:41 AM) [snapback]2081508[/snapback]
Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajapayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri. Vajapyee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Madhuri is thinking: "Vajapayee must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
Vajapayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Musharaf is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajapayee again".
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