how are you all?hope u will be fine
i am posting some jokes hope u all like it
1:Jelar (Kedi Se):::Tumhein jail main koi shikayat to nahi?
Kedi:::Jee han,yahan se bahar nikalne ka rasta nahi hai
2:Ek afimi dosre afimi se:::Bhai rat ko soraj kion nahi nikalta?
Dosra afimi:::Nikalta hai,kis ne kaha nahi nikalta?
Pehla afimi:::Phir nazar kion nahi ata?
Dosra afimi:::Arei bewakoof andhera hota hai to nazar kahan se ayega
3:Doctor(nurse se):::Woh Kanjoos mareez ab kis bat per naraz ho raha hai?
Nurese:::Is bat per ke dawai khatam hone se pehle hi woh thik hogaya
4:Ustad shagird se:Batao America kaha hai?
Shagird:::Nahi malom
Ustad:::seet per khare ho jao
Shagird:::Janab kya yahan se America nazar ayega?
5:Beta (bap se):::Abu soraj zameen se kitna door hai?
Bap:::Muje nahi malom
Beta:::Ap ki lailmi ki saza muje school main milegi
6:Bap (bete se):::Imtihan main sawalat asan aye the?
Beta:::Sawalat to bohat asan the mager jawabat mushkil the
7:Beta (bap se):::Abu mere sing kion nahi hain?
Bap:::Kion beta
Beta:::Master sahab kehte hain tum ALLAH ki gai ho
8:Ek chor ki biwi shohar se kehne lagi:::ghar ka rashan khatam hogaya hai jaldi se lekar ayein
Chor (biwi se):::Le aaonga aise bhi kya jaldi hai zara dukanien to band hone do
9:Judge (mulzim se):::Tum per chori ka jurm sabit nahi hua isliye tumhein riha kya jata hai
Mulzim:::Janab,chori ki cycle apne pas rakhon ya bech don
10:Ek dost ne dosre dost se kaha:::Tumhein apni biwi ke sath kapre dhone main sharam nahi ati?
Dosre ne kaha:::Is main sharam ki kya bat hai,jab woh mere sath rotiyan paka sakti hai to main uske sath kapre kion nahi dho sakta
jee to janab pasand aye ap ko yeh jokes
hope ke pasand aye honge leken sath sath ap sab se ek request hai ke please aap sab `FEMALE GOSSIP` ke topic `MEHAKTI KALIYAN` main ek post zaror karien
