How Much Is?

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"


The Brain Store

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store.
So he asks the butcher: "How much for Engineer brain?"
"3 dollars an ounce."
"How much for brain?"
"4 dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"100 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

yar dont write it, i am an advocate
i like your post specially first one is excelent

lolz well, thanx for ur comments on "first one". but for lawyers i think was a real image of our society(wether good or bad)....that's all hapening with our law.

i dont accepts your comments, ap logon ko jab b koe masla hota hy to ap logon kon advocats he yad ahty hain, i have reasons but it is not a discussion forum

Good post