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Bee Gee
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE
PLEASE"

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please
recharge your card"
Ghazal khushboo
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dil ki dhadkan
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*Kainaat*

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Too funny jokes bee jee 0-headbang.gif thanks 4 sharing


achi larki
QUOTE(Bee Gee @ Jan 27 2006, 10:53 AM) [snapback]2118468[/snapback]

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE
PLEASE"

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please
recharge your card"


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senorita*
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Mr Charlie
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