Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE
PLEASE"
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please
recharge your card"