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Prof.Bihari jinhein english buhat achchi aati hai....See how and what he speaks.... app bhi sekhien !


[size=2]INSIDE THE CLASS:

* Open the door of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window.Let the airforce come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves -- take the bigger half.
* Shhh... Quiet,boys ... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class.
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows pleasa... I have winter in my nose today...

* Take copper wire of any metal especially of Silver...
* Take 5cm wire of any length.

ABOUT HIS FAMILY:

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
* My long sister was boiling in water so i send her to hospital.

AT THE GROUND:

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon...

TO A BOY, ANGIRLY:

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

GIVING A PUNISHMENT:

* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late -- say YES or NO ....(?)


Sir AT HIS BEST:

* Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see
one of his students at
the theater, though the boy didn't seen him. So the next day at school...
(to that boy) -- "Yesterday I
saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema theater". [/siz]

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Thanks & Best regads
~$~M~N~


*Kainaat*

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