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Koi peas mujhay freezer may barf jamanay ki recipe bata day
Main Khan Amer say ppoch kar batata hoon, un kay paas aisay bohat say Totkay hotay hain , jaisay Khana jalanay ka tareeqa, anda tornay ka tareeqa etc etc
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 3 2006, 11:23 AM) [snapback]2165584[/snapback]
Main Khan Amer say ppoch kar batata hoon, un kay paas aisay bohat say Totkay hotay hain , jaisay Khana jalanay ka tareeqa, anda tornay ka tareeqa etc etc
Uff O ye vespa par to aap aglay 100 saal taak Khan sahib kay pass nahi pohanchain gay
Unko awaaz maarain
aur meri mushkil haal karain Khana jalanay, andah toornay jesay million dollar kay mufeed tootkoon kay sath ye bhi pooch lijie ga kay pani kesay ubaltay hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 3 2006, 01:53 PM) [snapback]2165582[/snapback]
Koi peas mujhay freezer may barf jamanay ki recipe bata day
Ohoo yeh itni mushkil recipe pooch li aap ne to
Yeh to shayad kisi ko bhi nahi pata ho gi
bohot mushkil hai yeh u ki problem
iss ka jawaab... FALAK jee deen gay
Hein G..!!?? 
QUOTE(LEO the GR8 @ Aug 3 2006, 11:33 PM) [snapback]2165759[/snapback]
Ohoo yeh itni mushkil recipe pooch li aap ne to
Yeh to shayad kisi ko bhi nahi pata ho gi
bohot mushkil hai yeh u ki problem Bas ji meri pori zindagi mushkalat ka samnay kartay guzari hay , is ka koi haal bata dain peassssssssss
QUOTE(Kainat @ Aug 3 2006, 11:50 PM) [snapback]2165764[/snapback]
iss ka jawaab... FALAK jee deen gay
QUOTE(*NANHI PARI* @ Aug 4 2006, 08:21 AM) [snapback]2165823[/snapback]
Hein G..!!??
Haan ji
Aik Khali KOLLA lain .... (lekin apna SAR na le lijiye ga kyoon ke hai tu wo bhi Khali hi ....) jee tu main keh raha tha ke KOLLA lain aur us main PANI dal dain ........ (pani keh raha hoon ansoo nahi ok) aur usse Freezer main rakh dain (apne dil main nahi wo bhi tu SARD Khana hi hai (ke meri Aaho baka wahaan nahi jati )) aur pher 1 hr tak wait karain BARF hazir hai ok
iss ka jawaab... FALAK jee deen gay
QUOTE(Kainat @ Aug 3 2006, 09:50 PM) [snapback]2165764[/snapback]
iss ka jawaab... FALAK jee deen gay
QUOTE(F-A-L-A-K @ Aug 4 2006, 09:40 AM) [snapback]2165867[/snapback]
Aik Khali KOLLA lain .... (lekin apna SAR na le lijiye ga kyoon ke hai tu wo bhi Khali hi ....) jee tu main keh raha tha ke KOLLA lain aur us main PANI dal dain ........ (pani keh raha hoon ansoo nahi ok) aur usse Freezer main rakh dain (apne dil main nahi wo bhi tu SARD Khana hi hai (ke meri Aaho baka wahaan nahi jati )) aur pher 1 hr tak wait karain BARF hazir hai ok
Yani aap nay mujhay khali damag aur sard dil wali samjha hay
chalain acha hay kharcha bach gia, ma abhi apnay saar may pani daal kay dil may rakh leti ho 
lakin agar is ki aik demonstration bhi kar kay dikha detay to kia hi acha hota 
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 3 2006, 01:53 PM) [snapback]2165582[/snapback]
Koi peas mujhay freezer may barf jamanay ki recipe bata day
Chalain.ab.na.royen...Ab.to.mil.gaya.na.answer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 4 2006, 08:14 AM) [snapback]2165900[/snapback]
Yani aap nay mujhay khali damag aur sard dil wali samjha hay
chalain acha hay kharcha bach gia, ma abhi apnay saar may pani daal kay dil may rakh leti ho lakin agar is ki aik demonstration bhi kar kay dikha detay to kia hi acha hota kaheen aap Burra tu nahi maan gayeeen ?? tell tell daso daso
QUOTE(seemaf @ Aug 4 2006, 10:40 AM) [snapback]2165918[/snapback]
Chalain.ab.na.royen...Ab.to.mil.gaya.na.answer
Nahi ye recipe fazool hay kio kay Falak say aaj taak dahi to jama nahi freezer may barf jamanay chalay hain
QUOTE(F-A-L-A-K @ Aug 4 2006, 10:44 AM) [snapback]2165921[/snapback]
kaheen aap Burra tu nahi maan gayeeen ?? tell tell daso daso
Burra
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 4 2006, 05:14 PM) [snapback]2166005[/snapback]
Nahi ye recipe fazool hay kio kay Falak say aaj taak dahi to jama nahi freezer may barf jamanay chalay hain
Mere khayal se to baraf jamana dahi jamaney se asan kaam hai..lehaza ap ki misaaal to theek nahi hui
QUOTE(F-A-L-A-K @ Aug 4 2006, 07:40 AM) [snapback]2165867[/snapback]
acting na karain...
QUOTE(F-A-L-A-K @ Aug 4 2006, 07:40 AM) [snapback]2165867[/snapback]
Aik Khali KOLLA lain .... (lekin apna SAR na le lijiye ga kyoon ke hai tu wo bhi Khali hi ....) jee tu main keh raha tha ke KOLLA lain aur us main PANI dal dain ........ (pani keh raha hoon ansoo nahi ok) aur usse Freezer main rakh dain (apne dil main nahi wo bhi tu SARD Khana hi hai (ke meri Aaho baka wahaan nahi jati )) aur pher 1 hr tak wait karain BARF hazir hai ok
Koila... Kyun
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 4 2006, 06:53 AM) [snapback]2165842[/snapback]
dekh lain.. bata diya unho ne tareeqa
QUOTE(seemaf @ Aug 4 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]2166064[/snapback]
Mere khayal se to baraf jamana dahi jamaney se asan kaam hai..lehaza ap ki misaaal to theek nahi hui
Agar aapko pata chal jai kay wo dahi kis tarhan jamatay hain to yakinan ye galat fehmi dur ho jai gi
Mujhay expert opionion chahiye bas
QUOTE(Kainat @ Aug 4 2006, 05:26 PM) [snapback]2166069[/snapback]
dekh lain.. bata diya unho ne tareeqa
Kia baat hay janab daikh lain apka kitna hukam mantay hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 4 2006, 11:53 AM) [snapback]2165842[/snapback]
Haan ji
okay G
ab tak to aapko mil hi gayi hogi aapki reciepe
QUOTE(Kainat @ Aug 4 2006, 03:26 PM) [snapback]2166069[/snapback]
acting na karain...
Koila... Kyun
dekh lain.. bata diya unho ne tareeqa
Koila nahi Paindo bewakoof larki KOOLA ...... Ah0o0
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 4 2006, 12:14 PM) [snapback]2166005[/snapback]
Burra
aap ko tu sach mian burra lag gaya ok Sorry Ayenda mazak nahi karoon ga aap say ..........
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 3 2006, 12:35 PM) [snapback]2165590[/snapback]
Uff O ye vespa par to aap aglay 100 saal taak Khan sahib kay pass nahi pohanchain gay
Unko awaaz maarain
aur meri mushkil haal karain Khana jalanay, andah toornay jesay million dollar kay mufeed tootkoon kay sath ye bhi pooch lijie ga kay pani kesay ubaltay hain
KhaaaaaaN Abhi tak nahi pohunchayaatay hi hoon gay. Aur jahan ham hain, wahan pani boil karna koi masla nahi, simply put a Pot of water on the road
Freezer maiN barf jamana itna asaan nahi hay jitna kay kitabaiN aur baRay buzurg batay haiN.. yeh eak pura project hay phir kaheeN ja ker barf jamti hay.
barf jamanay kay liya sab say pehlay tu app kay koy bartan hona chaiyee, barha tajrubaat say sabit howa hay kay ice-cube container iss maqsad kay liya buhat sahi rehta hay...
bartan ka masla hul ho jaye tu phir app kay pass Scotch-brite aur Fairy ya koy bartan dhonay wala detergent hona chahiyee takay app burgan ko achi tarah manjh sakaiN.
above dono kay saath saath ju cheez sab say zyada ahem hay woh yeh kay app kay kitchen walay nalkay maiN pani bhi aa raha ho.
in teenooN say zyada zaroori yeh hay kay bijli sahiba sanjeeda mood maiN hooN, agr kaheeN luka-choopi kay mood maiN howeeN tu barf na jamay gee.
agr yeh charooN anasir eak hi waqt maiN available haiN tu barf jamanay koy mushkil nahi... bartan ko achi tarah dho laiN, uss maiN pani dalaiN aur phir freezer ko saaf karaiN ( wahaaN per pichaly saaal kay kabab aur paRathay aur tamaTar aur aisi hi kuch aur ashiya bhi hooNgee un kay saath zor azamayee karaiN.
freezer kay saaf hotay hi dair mat karaiN bartan ko freezer maiN rakh daiN.
itni mushakat kay baad yaqeenan app thak gay hooN.gay fresh juice peeyaiN.. aur baqi kam kal per Daal daiN
barf jamanay kay liya sab say pehlay tu app kay koy bartan hona chaiyee, barha tajrubaat say sabit howa hay kay ice-cube container iss maqsad kay liya buhat sahi rehta hay...
bartan ka masla hul ho jaye tu phir app kay pass Scotch-brite aur Fairy ya koy bartan dhonay wala detergent hona chahiyee takay app burgan ko achi tarah manjh sakaiN.
above dono kay saath saath ju cheez sab say zyada ahem hay woh yeh kay app kay kitchen walay nalkay maiN pani bhi aa raha ho.
in teenooN say zyada zaroori yeh hay kay bijli sahiba sanjeeda mood maiN hooN, agr kaheeN luka-choopi kay mood maiN howeeN tu barf na jamay gee.
agr yeh charooN anasir eak hi waqt maiN available haiN tu barf jamanay koy mushkil nahi... bartan ko achi tarah dho laiN, uss maiN pani dalaiN aur phir freezer ko saaf karaiN ( wahaaN per pichaly saaal kay kabab aur paRathay aur tamaTar aur aisi hi kuch aur ashiya bhi hooNgee un kay saath zor azamayee karaiN.
freezer kay saaf hotay hi dair mat karaiN bartan ko freezer maiN rakh daiN.
itni mushakat kay baad yaqeenan app thak gay hooN.gay fresh juice peeyaiN.. aur baqi kam kal per Daal daiN
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 5 2006, 10:57 AM) [snapback]2166326[/snapback]
Freezer
Kafi muskil tareeqa hay, Kiya fridge kay baghair nahi jam sakti, I mean baraf Khanay wallay to Koi Qalmi Shora waghera daltay hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 3 2006, 12:35 PM) [snapback]2165590[/snapback]
Uff O ye vespa par to aap aglay 100 saal taak Khan sahib kay pass nahi pohanchain gay
Unko awaaz maarain
aur meri mushkil haal karain Khana jalanay, andah toornay jesay million dollar kay mufeed tootkoon kay sath ye bhi pooch lijie ga kay pani kesay ubaltay hain
Khana jalana, aur anDay toRna koy asaan kam hay!!! kay muft maiN bata diye jayaiN.. eak umr lagti hay classical tareeqay say yeh sab kaam kerna kay liya!!!
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 5 2006, 12:29 PM) [snapback]2166367[/snapback]
Kafi muskil tareeqa hay, Kiya fridge kay baghair nahi jam sakti, I mean baraf Khanay wallay to Koi Qalmi Shora waghera daltay hain
QUOTE(F-A-L-A-K @ Aug 5 2006, 07:34 AM) [snapback]2166304[/snapback]
Koila nahi Paindo bewakoof larki KOOLA ...... Ah0o0
ye mery naye naam kahan se arahay hainKOOLA kiya hota hai
QUOTE(F-A-L-A-K @ Aug 5 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]2166304[/snapback]
aap ko tu sach mian burra lag gaya ok Sorry Ayenda mazak nahi karoon ga aap say .......... [/b]
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 5 2006, 09:57 AM) [snapback]2166326[/snapback]
Freezer maiN barf jamana itna asaan nahi hay jitna kay kitabaiN aur baRay buzurg batay haiN.. yeh eak pura project hay phir kaheeN ja ker barf jamti hay.
barf jamanay kay liya sab say pehlay tu app kay koy bartan hona chaiyee, barha tajrubaat say sabit howa hay kay ice-cube container iss maqsad kay liya buhat sahi rehta hay...
bartan ka masla hul ho jaye tu phir app kay pass Scotch-brite aur Fairy ya koy bartan dhonay wala detergent hona chahiyee takay app burgan ko achi tarah manjh sakaiN.
above dono kay saath saath ju cheez sab say zyada ahem hay woh yeh kay app kay kitchen walay nalkay maiN pani bhi aa raha ho.
in teenooN say zyada zaroori yeh hay kay bijli sahiba sanjeeda mood maiN hooN, agr kaheeN luka-choopi kay mood maiN howeeN tu barf na jamay gee.
agr yeh charooN anasir eak hi waqt maiN available haiN tu barf jamanay koy mushkil nahi... bartan ko achi tarah dho laiN, uss maiN pani dalaiN aur phir freezer ko saaf karaiN ( wahaaN per pichaly saaal kay kabab aur paRathay aur tamaTar aur aisi hi kuch aur ashiya bhi hooNgee un kay saath zor azamayee karaiN.
freezer kay saaf hotay hi dair mat karaiN bartan ko freezer maiN rakh daiN.
itni mushakat kay baad yaqeenan app thak gay hooN.gay fresh juice peeyaiN.. aur baqi kam kal per Daal daiN
Daikha mujhay fata tha ye kisi mamooli insaan ka kaam nahi
Meray khiyal say is kaam kay liye koi mulazim rakhna paray ga
Khan sahib aaj aap nay hamain bohat depress i mean impress kia
aab ye bataiye achi nasal ka ghulam kahan say laya jai 
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 5 2006, 11:29 AM) [snapback]2166367[/snapback]
Kafi muskil tareeqa hay, Kiya fridge kay baghair nahi jam sakti, I mean baraf Khanay wallay to Koi Qalmi Shora waghera daltay hain Shora ya shohar
Mil gia mulazimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[size=3][color=#000000]QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 5 2006, 11:29 AM) [snapback]2166367[/snapback]
Kafi muskil tareeqa hay, Kiya fridge kay baghair nahi jam sakti, I mean baraf Khanay wallay to Koi Qalmi Shora waghera daltay hain Shora ya shohar
Mil gia mulazimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 5 2006, 09:38 AM) [snapback]2166311[/snapback]
KhaaaaaaN Abhi tak nahi pohunchayaatay hi hoon gay. Aur jahan ham hain, wahan pani boil karna koi masla nahi, simply put a Pot of water on the road
Aap bhi bilkul aik number kay anarhi hain Abdullah sahib
Road ka naam bhi to bataain
QUOTE
Daikha mujhay fata tha ye kisi mamooli insaan ka kaam nahi
Meray khiyal say is kaam kay liye koi mulazim rakhna paray ga
Khan sahib aaj aap nay hamain bohat depress i mean impress kia aab ye bataiye achi nasal ka ghulam kahan say laya jai
Meray khiyal say is kaam kay liye koi mulazim rakhna paray ga
Khan sahib aaj aap nay hamain bohat depress i mean impress kia aab ye bataiye achi nasal ka ghulam kahan say laya jai
I think u mean shohar
warna aaj kal aisay ghulam kahaaN miltay haiN ju kaam kernay kay bhi paisay daiN
QUOTE
Aap bhi bilkul aik number kay anarhi hain Abdullah sahib Road ka naam bhi to bataain
jee ye AnaRi nahi Shohar hotay haiN
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 5 2006, 09:55 PM) [snapback]2166458[/snapback]
Shora ya shohar
Mil gia mulazimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Aap bhi bilkul aik number kay anarhi hain Abdullah sahib
Road ka naam bhi to bataain 
Ham to Naam kay bhi Ghulaam hain Road ka naam ,
Jab banay gi to bata doon ga, abhi to Registaan hay bas QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 6 2006, 08:20 AM) [snapback]2166522[/snapback]
jee ye AnaRi nahi Shohar hotay haiN
Hamain is Ohday par Naaz hay 
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 6 2006, 07:20 AM) [snapback]2166522[/snapback]
I think u mean shohar
warna aaj kal aisay ghulam kahaaN miltay haiN ju kaam kernay kay bhi paisay daiN
Asa aik ghulam to hay na meray pass ji
itna achay hain wo kay ma to aksar kah deti ho kay aap jesay 2 -3 honay chahiye thay 
Lakin wo paisay meray hath may nahi detay
kahtay hain asa kia to ham dono road par ah jain gay Aab is ka bhi koi haal bataiye QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 6 2006, 11:33 AM) [snapback]2166591[/snapback]
Ham to Naam kay bhi Ghulaam hain Road ka naam ,
Jab banay gi to bata doon ga, abhi to Registaan hay bas Hamain is Ohday par Naaz hay Registaan
Khali naaz karnay say kuch nahi ho ga
Aap esa kijie Khan sahib ki shagirdi hasil kar lain Dainkain wo kitnay sughar hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 6 2006, 03:56 PM) [snapback]2166623[/snapback]
Khali naaz karnay say kuch nahi ho ga
Aap esa kijie Khan sahib ki shagirdi hasil kar lain Dainkain wo kitnay sughar hain Mujhay Kuch Icons ki bay Had kami mehsoos ho rahi hay
Wait.....Mil ghayee
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 6 2006, 03:56 PM) [snapback]2166623[/snapback]
Asa aik ghulam to hay na meray pass ji
itna achay hain wo kay ma to aksar kah deti ho kay aap jesay 2 -3 honay chahiye thay Lakin wo paisay meray hath may nahi detay
kahtay hain asa kia to ham dono road par ah jain gay Aab is ka bhi koi haal bataiye ab app yehi daikh laiN kay woh app ka kitna khayal rakhtay haiN... paisay na daynay ki wajaah bhi app ki hifazat hi hay... ab iss duniya ko tu app janti hi haiN... achay khasay (naam.nihaad) aqalmandooN ko bay'waqoof bana ker unhaiN mukhtalif cheezaiN farokht kertay rehtay haiN... ( wohi jisay shopping kehtay haiN
)dosri wajaah woh app kay liya paisay carry kertay haiN.. ta kay app ko kham.kha ka wazan ka na uThana paRay...
QUOTE
Khali naaz karnay say kuch nahi ho ga Aap esa kijie Khan sahib ki shagirdi hasil kar lain Dainkain wo kitnay sughar hain
Nahi jee ab inn ka kuch nahi hosakta... in ka ju hona tha woh ho chuka.. yeh bhi kisi ki hifazat per mamoor haiN
....
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 5 2006, 07:57 AM) [snapback]2166326[/snapback]
Freezer maiN barf jamana itna asaan nahi hay jitna kay kitabaiN aur baRay buzurg batay haiN.. yeh eak pura project hay phir kaheeN ja ker barf jamti hay.
barf jamanay kay liya sab say pehlay tu app kay koy bartan hona chaiyee, barha tajrubaat say sabit howa hay kay ice-cube container iss maqsad kay liya buhat sahi rehta hay...
bartan ka masla hul ho jaye tu phir app kay pass Scotch-brite aur Fairy ya koy bartan dhonay wala detergent hona chahiyee takay app burgan ko achi tarah manjh sakaiN.
above dono kay saath saath ju cheez sab say zyada ahem hay woh yeh kay app kay kitchen walay nalkay maiN pani bhi aa raha ho.
in teenooN say zyada zaroori yeh hay kay bijli sahiba sanjeeda mood maiN hooN, agr kaheeN luka-choopi kay mood maiN howeeN tu barf na jamay gee.
agr yeh charooN anasir eak hi waqt maiN available haiN tu barf jamanay koy mushkil nahi... bartan ko achi tarah dho laiN, uss maiN pani dalaiN aur phir freezer ko saaf karaiN ( wahaaN per pichaly saaal kay kabab aur paRathay aur tamaTar aur aisi hi kuch aur ashiya bhi hooNgee un kay saath zor azamayee karaiN.
freezer kay saaf hotay hi dair mat karaiN bartan ko freezer maiN rakh daiN.
itni mushakat kay baad yaqeenan app thak gay hooN.gay fresh juice peeyaiN.. aur baqi kam kal per Daal daiN
QUOTE(Kainat @ Aug 5 2006, 12:07 PM) [snapback]2166406[/snapback]
ye mery naye naam kahan se arahay hainKOOLA kiya hota hai
Koola us Gehray bartan ko kehtay hain jiss main Baraf jamate hain ..............Ah0o0 kia samjeeeeeeeeeeennnn
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 6 2006, 03:34 PM) [snapback]2166637[/snapback]
Mujhay Kuch Icons ki bay Had kami mehsoos ho rahi hay
Wait.....Mil ghayee
Itna na hasain ja kay bartan dhoain
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 07:20 AM) [snapback]2166720[/snapback]
ab app yehi daikh laiN kay woh app ka kitna khayal rakhtay haiN... paisay na daynay ki wajaah bhi app ki hifazat hi hay... ab iss duniya ko tu app janti hi haiN... achay khasay (naam.nihaad) aqalmandooN ko bay'waqoof bana ker unhaiN mukhtalif cheezaiN farokht kertay rehtay haiN... ( wohi jisay shopping kehtay haiN
)dosri wajaah woh app kay liya paisay carry kertay haiN.. ta kay app ko kham.kha ka wazan ka na uThana paRay...
Ma saab samajhti hoon
To kia howa jo ma nay aik dafa unhain kah dia kay 'diamonds are women's best friend' aab aap hi bataiye aaj kal iss duniya may diamond say zada paidar koi dost hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 11:34 AM) [snapback]2166783[/snapback]
Ma saab samajhti hoon
To kia howa jo ma nay aik dafa unhain kah dia kay 'diamonds are women's best friend' aab aap hi bataiye aaj kal iss duniya may diamond say zada paidar koi dost hay
yeh diamonds kia hotay haiN
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 11:34 AM) [snapback]2166783[/snapback]
Itna na hasain ja kay bartan dhoain
aap to hamaray ghar say Waqf lagti hain ya yea Kahani Ghar Ghar ki hayWaisay main Bartan
bhi Hans Hans kay dhota hoon
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 12:49 PM) [snapback]2166808[/snapback]
aap to hamaray ghar say Waqf lagti hain ya yea Kahani Ghar Ghar ki hayWaisay main Bartan
bhi Hans Hans kay dhota hoon bilkul sahi janab! aisay hi kaam maiN dil lagana chahiyee!!!!
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:27 PM) [snapback]2166800[/snapback]
yeh diamonds kia hotay haiN
yea lesson abhi baad main aaye ga, Pehlay aap Make up items ki prices par research kar lain
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 11:27 AM) [snapback]2166800[/snapback]
yeh diamonds kia hotay haiN
Ye ji aik kisam ka koila hota hay, kisi din iskay baray may tafseel say likhoon gi
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:54 PM) [snapback]2166809[/snapback]
bilkul sahi janab! aisay hi kaam maiN dil lagana chahiyee!!!!
Ji ham to Kaam main bhi dil laga saktay hain aap ka kiya hooga
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 01:13 PM) [snapback]2166816[/snapback]
Ye ji aik kisam ka koila hota hay, kisi din iskay baray may tafseel say likhoon gi
Naa Jee
KoylooN say dor rehna chahiyee haath aur woh jagah jahaaN yeh hooN kharab ho jatee hay
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 11:49 AM) [snapback]2166808[/snapback]
aap to hamaray ghar say Waqf lagti hain ya yea Kahani Ghar Ghar ki hayWaisay main Bartan
bhi Hans Hans kay dhota hoon Hansnay say mujhay yaad aya kay jab may choti thi to mujhay bari maar parti thi, ma nay aik din taang ah kar khala say is mushkil ka haal poocha kay batain maar say kis tarhan bacaha jai. Wo kehnay lagin kay putar teri harkatain to sahi nahi ho sakti magar jab bhi tujhay daant par rahi ho to hans dia kar, dil ka boojh halka ho jai ga
Lain ji aglay din hi meri class shoru hoi, abu say daant kha rahi to hasi nikal gai
Bas ji iskay baad jo howa kuch nah poochain, abu nay itna kaha kay ma serious baat kar raha hoon aur tumharay daant andar nahi ho rahay.... tapaikh Kisa mukhtasir, bartan dhootay wakt hasnay say parhaiz karain
Wazarat'e sehat,
-Shokh
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 01:14 PM) [snapback]2166818[/snapback]
Ji ham to Kaam main bhi dil laga saktay hain aap ka kiya hooga
jee ham dil maiN kaam kertay haiN...
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 12:12 PM) [snapback]2166815[/snapback]
yea lesson abhi baad main aaye ga, Pehlay aap Make up items ki prices par research kar lain Make-up
nahi nahi bani bani bandariya ko mazeed bandar kia bana QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:18 PM) [snapback]2166819[/snapback]
Naa Jee
KoylooN say dor rehna chahiyee haath aur woh jagah jahaaN yeh hooN kharab ho jatee hay
Hath dalnay ko kis nay kaha hay, bazar say khaird lain bas
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:19 PM) [snapback]2166823[/snapback]
jee ham dil maiN kaam kertay haiN...
Satiyanas, yani aap ka koi kaam sahi nahi
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 01:12 PM) [snapback]2166815[/snapback]
yea lesson abhi baad main aaye ga, Pehlay aap Make up items ki prices par research kar lain key hay... aur iss nateejay per puhancha hooN kay agr koy Kaam kerna hay tu woh Cosmetics say related hona chahiyee
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 01:23 PM) [snapback]2166824[/snapback]
Hath dalnay ko kis nay kaha hay, bazar say khaird lain bas
aisi khareedni hi kyoN jis say kharabi kay chances hooN... app bhi aisay na kiya karaiN.. bhala koylooN ki dalaali maiN bhi kisi ko fayeda howa hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 01:23 PM) [snapback]2166824[/snapback]
Satiyanas, yani aap ka koi kaam sahi nahi
Kaam tu sahi haiN per...
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:30 PM) [snapback]2166833[/snapback]
key hay... aur iss nateejay per puhancha hooN kay agr koy Kaam kerna hay tu woh Cosmetics say related hona chahiyee
aisi khareedni hi kyoN jis say kharabi kay chances hooN... app bhi aisay na kiya karaiN.. bhala koylooN ki dalaali maiN bhi kisi ko fayeda howa hay
Kaam tu sahi haiN per...
Apka natijaa sara sar ghalt hay aur aap buri tarhan say fail ho gai hain
Hiroon may kharabi
sach hay kay WEHAM ka koi ilaj nahi Per kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 01:37 PM) [snapback]2166836[/snapback]
Apka natijaa sara sar ghalt hay aur aap buri tarhan say fail ho gai hain
Hiroon may kharabi
sach hay kay WEHAM ka koi ilaj nahi Per kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eak 100 gram ki nail polish ka rate pocha aur phir pata chala kay eak hi color maiN kaye shades bhi hotay haiN.. woh tu acha howa kay mujhay yeh sab khareedna nahi tha!!! iss kay baad maiN nay INTERNET per mukhtalif companies ( ju cosmetics say related ko DhoonDa) yeh tu IT walooN aur Doctors say bhi zyada logooN ko loTtay haiN aur mazay ki baat koy inhaiN bura bhi nahi kehta.. so business ho tu cosmetics ka!!!
per yeh Heeray /Diamonds app kay baqool koyelooN ki hi kisam hay na!!! in ka bhala kiya faida!!!
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 12:49 PM) [snapback]2166843[/snapback]
Eak 100 gram ki nail polish ka rate pocha aur phir pata chala kay eak hi color maiN kaye shades bhi hotay haiN.. woh tu acha howa kay mujhay yeh sab khareedna nahi tha!!! iss kay baad maiN nay INTERNET per mukhtalif companies ( ju cosmetics say related ko DhoonDa) yeh tu IT walooN aur Doctors say bhi zyada logooN ko loTtay haiN aur mazay ki baat koy inhaiN bura bhi nahi kehta.. so business ho tu cosmetics ka!!!
per yeh Heeray /Diamonds app kay baqool koyelooN ki hi kisam hay na!!! in ka bhala kiya faida!!!
Yani aab aap surkhi polish wali baniye ki aik dukaan dalain gay
theek hay, aik kilo kajal meray liye stock may rakhwa dijie ga Hiray ka faida nahi fawaid hain, kaha nay is par likhoon gi detail say
Filhal aap ki jankari kay liye arz hay kay hira lohay ko kaatah hay aur lohay ka sumaar duniya ki mazboot tareen dhatoon may hay, aur jo lohaay ko kaat sakay wo khud pani say kaat jata hay... hay na magic
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]2166849[/snapback]
Yani aab aap surkhi polish wali baniye ki aik dukaan dalain gay
theek hay, aik kilo kajal meray liye stock may rakhwa dijie ga Hiray ka faida nahi fawaid hain, kaha nay is par likhoon gi detail say
Filhal aap ki jankari kay liye arz hay kay hira lohay ko kaatah hay aur lohay ka sumaar duniya ki mazboot tareen dhatoon may hay, aur jo lohaay ko kaat sakay wo khud pani say kaat jata hay... hay na magic waisay dukan bhi Daali ja saktee hay... maiN tu inhay bananay kay mutaliq soch raha tha
ohoo
per maiN nay tu suna hay kay yeh phool ki patee say bhi kaT jata hay , jigr kay ander chala jaye... yani yeh koy khanay ki cheez bhi hay
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 01:02 PM) [snapback]2166851[/snapback]
waisay dukan bhi Daali ja saktee hay... maiN tu inhay bananay kay mutaliq soch raha tha
ohoo
per maiN nay tu suna hay kay yeh phool ki patee say bhi kaT jata hay , jigr kay ander chala jaye... yani yeh koy khanay ki cheez bhi hay
hmmm, kio aap koi chemist hain
Rehnay dain jika kaam oski ko sajhay Phool ki pati say kisi shair nay apni shairi may kata ho ga
Aur ye hira khanay ki baat kahan say ah gai beech may Kahin aap khan takhalus kay liye to nahi use kartay aur hakikat may butt hoon
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 02:10 PM) [snapback]2166857[/snapback]
hmmm, kio aap koi chemist hain
Rehnay dain jika kaam oski ko sajhay Phool ki pati say kisi shair nay apni shairi may kata ho ga
Aur ye hira khanay ki baat kahan say ah gai beech may Kahin aap khan takhalus kay liye to nahi use kartay aur hakikat may butt hoon DaikhaiN jee ju marzi keh laiN.. per BUTT na kahaiN
agr khaya nahi jata tu phir yeh jigr maiN kiya ker raha hota hay.. ya youN keh laN kay jigar hiray say bana hota hay.. iss liya app ko heray darkaar haiN
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 02:18 PM) [snapback]2166860[/snapback]
DaikhaiN jee ju marzi keh laiN.. per BUTT na kahaiN
Butt sb The GREAT !
Butt aur Khan Main Koi Qdr mushtriq thi
kiya thi woQUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 02:18 PM) [snapback]2166860[/snapback]
agr khaya nahi jata tu phir yeh jigr maiN kiya ker raha hota hay.. ya youN keh laN kay jigar hiray say bana hota hay.. iss liya app ko heray darkaar haiN
Phool ki Patti say Kat sakta hay Heeray ka Jiger
Qalb e Momin pur kalam-e nurm o naazuk bey asar
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 7 2006, 01:18 PM) [snapback]2166860[/snapback]
DaikhaiN jee ju marzi keh laiN.. per BUTT na kahaiN
agr khaya nahi jata tu phir yeh jigr maiN kiya ker raha hota hay.. ya youN keh laN kay jigar hiray say bana hota hay.. iss liya app ko heray darkaar haiN
Aik mint kahin aap hiray ko keera to nahi samjh rahay
Daikhain ma aapko kis tarhan samjhaoon kay jigar hiray ka nahi hota
Aap wakai BUTT nahi ho saktay kio kay itna IQ to siraf pathanoo ka hi ho sakta hay
P.S. With all due respect to Pathan's, this is only mean't to be a joke... my apology in advance !
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 01:53 PM) [snapback]2166879[/snapback]
Butt sb The GREAT !
Butt aur Khan Main Koi Qdr mushtriq thi
kiya thi woPhool ki Patti say Kat sakta hay Heeray ka Jiger
Qalb e Momin pur kalam-e nurm o naazuk bey asar
Abdullah aap foran meray liye thanda thaar pani lain
Yaad hay na baraf freezer may hoti hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 01:19 PM) [snapback]2166822[/snapback]
Hansnay say mujhay yaad aya kay jab may choti thi to mujhay bari maar parti thi, ma nay aik din taang ah kar khala say is mushkil ka haal poocha kay batain maar say kis tarhan bacaha jai. Wo kehnay lagin kay putar teri harkatain to sahi nahi ho sakti magar jab bhi tujhay daant par rahi ho to hans dia kar, dil ka boojh halka ho jai ga
Lain ji aglay din hi meri class shoru hoi, abu say daant kha rahi to hasi nikal gai
Bas ji iskay baad jo howa kuch nah poochain, abu nay itna kaha kay ma serious baat kar raha hoon aur tumharay daant andar nahi ho rahay.... tapaikh Kisa mukhtasir, bartan dhootay wakt hasnay say parhaiz karain
Wazarat'e sehat,
-Shokh
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 04:22 PM) [snapback]2166934[/snapback]
Abdullah aap foran meray liye thanda thaar pani lain
Yaad hay na baraf freezer may hoti hay Kiya Baraf ko pani main milana hay ya paani ko baraf main
Kheer chorain ye milawat walla kaam 
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