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Shokh
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 03:37 PM) [snapback]2166942[/snapback]

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Kiya Baraf ko pani main milana hay ya paani ko baraf main 1-think.gif Kheer chorain ye milawat walla kaam
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Meray khiyaal say aap foran kitchen may jain aur bailna chupa dain 1-think.gif
Abdullah
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 7 2006, 04:43 PM) [snapback]2166945[/snapback]

Meray khiyaal say aap foran kitchen may jain aur bailna chupa dain 1-think.gif


duas.gif Kitchen main belna nahi hay wacko.gif wo kaheen aur hay

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Shokh
QUOTE(Abdullah @ Aug 7 2006, 03:45 PM) [snapback]2166947[/snapback]

duas.gif Kitchen main belna nahi hay wacko.gif wo kaheen aur hay

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Acha 0-22_yikes.gif

Chalain phir zara ird gird nazar dhorain aur tamaan nook wali jootian kisi unchin jaga rakh dain look.gif

Iskay baad foran pata karain kay bailna akhir gia kidhar 1-think.gif
khan_amer
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1) Aik mint kahin aap hiray ko keera to nahi samjh rahay

2) Daikhain ma aapko kis tarhan samjhaoon kay jigar hiray ka nahi hota.

3) Aap wakai BUTT nahi ho saktay kio kay itna IQ to siraf pathanoo ka hi ho sakta hay


1) nahi jee hiray ko koyalay samajh raha hooN.. nahi tu app say abhi tak maiN iss kay recipee na poch layta!!! biggrin.gif

2) pata nahi kyoN agr koy baat meray liya mustaqbil maiN bhi nuqsaan day ho tu na tu mujhay samajh aati hay aur na hazm hoti hay... buhat ilaaj kerwaya per afaaqa nahi hota.. pata nahi kyoN
Abdullah bhai nay eak Shair likha hay

Phool ki Patti say Kat sakta hay Heeray ka Jiger
Qalb e Momin pur kalam-e nurm o naazuk bey asar

iss shair maiN saaf saaf likha hay kay heeray ka jigar hota hay.. jisay kaTnay kay liya phool ki pati darkaar hoti hay... ab yeh nahi bataya kay konsay phool key 1-think.gif

3) paThanooN kay IQ say tu sari duniya hi jaltee hay aur in ka IQ tu waisay bhi misaal hay... clapping3.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 8 2006, 08:23 AM) [snapback]2167046[/snapback]

1) nahi jee hiray ko koyalay samajh raha hooN.. nahi tu app say abhi tak maiN iss kay recipee na poch layta!!! biggrin.gif

2) pata nahi kyoN agr koy baat meray liya mustaqbil maiN bhi nuqsaan day ho tu na tu mujhay samajh aati hay aur na hazm hoti hay... buhat ilaaj kerwaya per afaaqa nahi hota.. pata nahi kyoN
Abdullah bhai nay eak Shair likha hay

Phool ki Patti say Kat sakta hay Heeray ka Jiger
Qalb e Momin pur kalam-e nurm o naazuk bey asar

iss shair maiN saaf saaf likha hay kay heeray ka jigar hota hay.. jisay kaTnay kay liya phool ki pati darkaar hoti hay... ab yeh nahi bataya kay konsay phool key 1-think.gif

3) paThanooN kay IQ say tu sari duniya hi jaltee hay aur in ka IQ tu waisay bhi misaal hay... clapping3.gif



Aik pathan ki saalgirah hoti hay to oskay kuch punjabi dost mubarik baad denay jatay hain. Batoon batoon may baat nikalti hay to aik dost pathaan say poochta hay 'khan sahib, aaj aap kitnay saal kay ho gai?' Khan sahib purjosh eshtlye say kahtay hain... ' khoocha aaj ham 30 saal ki ho gai'... Wakt guzarta hay aur guzartay guzartay 10 saal guzar jatay hain. khan sahib ki phir say saalgirah atti hay aur wo poranay dostoon to ghar dawat detay hain. Wohi poorana dost wohi porana sawal karta hay ' khan sahib, aap aaj kitnay saal kay ho gai?' Khan sahib purjosh eshtlye say kahtay hain... ' khoocha aaj ham 30 saal ki ho gai'... Punjabi shock may chala jata hay aur kahta hay, 'kia kartay hain khan sahib aik arsa howa aap 30 kay howay thay'... Khan sahib bharkilay andaz may kahtay hain...' khanakharab, oye tum ko pata nai, pathan ki aik zubaan hoti hay'

Is kay sath hi ham apnay hathiyaar daltay hain 1-history.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 8 2006, 11:03 AM) [snapback]2167063[/snapback]

Aik pathan ki saalgirah hoti hay to oskay kuch punjabi dost mubarik baad denay jatay hain. Batoon batoon may baat nikalti hay to aik dost pathaan say poochta hay 'khan sahib, aaj aap kitnay saal kay ho gai?' Khan sahib purjosh eshtlye say kahtay hain... ' khoocha aaj ham 30 saal ki ho gai'... Wakt guzarta hay aur guzartay guzartay 10 saal guzar jatay hain. khan sahib ki phir say saalgirah atti hay aur wo poranay dostoon to ghar dawat detay hain. Wohi poorana dost wohi porana sawal karta hay ' khan sahib, aap aaj kitnay saal kay ho gai?' Khan sahib purjosh eshtlye say kahtay hain... ' khoocha aaj ham 30 saal ki ho gai'... Punjabi shock may chala jata hay aur kahta hay, 'kia kartay hain khan sahib aik arsa howa aap 30 kay howay thay'... Khan sahib bharkilay andaz may kahtay hain...' khanakharab, oye tum ko pata nai, pathan ki aik zubaan hoti hay'

Is kay sath hi ham apnay hathiyaar daltay hain 1-history.gif




tu sahi tu kaha tha... iss maiN ghalat kiya hay???
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 8 2006, 11:49 AM) [snapback]2167112[/snapback]

tu sahi tu kaha tha... iss maiN ghalat kiya hay???


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Ji bilkul sahi hay

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Murghay ki wohi aik taang ...
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 8 2006, 01:42 PM) [snapback]2167132[/snapback]

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Ji bilkul sahi hay

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Murghay ki wohi aik taang ...



Murghay say yaad aya app ko Murgha pakana aata hay happy.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 8 2006, 12:53 PM) [snapback]2167138[/snapback]

Murghay say yaad aya app ko Murgha pakana aata hay happy.gif


Koi esa wesa blush.gif

Murgha dulhana, pakana, banan, khana saab yes.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 8 2006, 02:08 PM) [snapback]2167146[/snapback]

Koi esa wesa blush.gif

Murgha dulhana, pakana, banan, khana saab yes.gif




PakRna kaisay hay??? yeh tu bataya hi nahi...


mazeed yeh kay app jab murgha paka layteeN haiN tu pehlay kisi per test kerteeN haiN ya directly kha layteeN haiN smile.gif)
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 8 2006, 01:15 PM) [snapback]2167150[/snapback]

PakRna kaisay hay??? yeh tu bataya hi nahi...
mazeed yeh kay app jab murgha paka layteeN haiN tu pehlay kisi per test kerteeN haiN ya directly kha layteeN haiN smile.gif)


Pakarna mera kaam nahi hay glare.gif Murgha khud chal kay aye to baat aur hay 0-moped.gif

Mera to bilkul dil nahi hota kay kisi ki buri nazar meray banaye howay khanay par paray par hamesha par hi jati hay look.gif
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