AOA

Umeed hay kay aab app logoon ko andazada ho gia ho ga kay ma HC ki aik musalsal shareef member hoon

Ma nay yahan aik taweel arsa, sabar shukar kay sath guzara hay, khoob dil laga kar mehnat bhi ki phir bhi meri posts 300 nahi hoi

To behnoo aur unkay bhaiyoon karna ye hay kay is thread may be'tuki behas / bakwas karni hay ta kay meri post count 300 ho jai

To chaliye shoru kartay hain....

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Sunti ankhoon aur jagtay kano, hazir hooooooooooooooooooooo

r u realy a new member or 'new edition' of any oldie goldie member.
ab yeh mat kahiyega k yeh kia 'bakwas' hai. coz yeh post hi bakwas hai

Haan ji aap nay bilkul sahi suna hay moochi kay paon may mooch ah gai hay

thanx 4 'confirmation' go ahead plz .......... aap apni post continue rakhaiN aur sada khush rahaiN.

Ji ji khan Amer ultay hath say khana khatay hain

Haath say khayain to shayed Ultay haath say hi khatay hain

Ji kal raat aap meray khawaab may aye thay

Nikki Loader
300 kar kay aap nay kisi ko PM karnay hain ya FTM ki seer karni hay Agr aap kaheen to koi Bonus main post Dalwa dain aap kay account main


Ho hi nahi sakta, Main to Kal raat apnay Biwi Bachon kay saath ratain Gin raha tha
Wo 11 din baad mujh say Eik saal kay liye Bichar rahy hain na

Shukar hay app nay lafz "khana" beech maiN Daal diya tha...warna logooN nay pata nahi kya kya samjhna tha!!!




yani abhi tak DaRwanay kha'ab ana band nahi howay :think:

Ma nay suna hay jo jhoot bolta hay oski naak lambi ho jati hay



Ye howa hay

Kal raat may nay khawaab may daikha aap ko 70 hoorain maar rahi thin Ma nay hooron say kaha... 'lillah ye kia zulm hay' kahnay lagin ... ' zulm nahi sawab hay' Phir ma nay daikha kay aap ki shakal par ajeeb sa sakoon tari hay... ma nay hirangi may poocha... 'Zoar say par rahi hain?' aap nay kaha ' bako mat.... sawab kamanay do '



Shukar to is baat ka karain kay ma nay hath likh diya warna logoon nay samjhna tha pairoon say khatay hain

Loog bhi kitnay ajeeb hotay hain na

Ji ma aksar logoon ko khawaboon may darati dhamkati hoon




Lakin esa kio howa Zaroor aap nay bailna chupa dia hoga

Chalain foran murgha baan jain

app kay "Mulazim" ki naak zyada lambi hay ya app key






agr "log" ajeeb na hotay tu app SHOKH kaisay hoteeN




dhamkanay ki tu zaroorat hi nahi hay app ko... bus kha'ab maiN chali jaya karaiN...

Naak ka to maloom nahi haan Palkain zaroor Lambi ho jati hain



Accha to batayain kay meray Baloon ka rang kiya hay, aur wo kitnay lambay hain




Bhui wo Massage tha Aur hooron ki Sardar kay kehnay par yea ho raha tha


Yea main aap ko Keh hi nahi sakta Puss sabit hoa wo main nahi tha

Array Usuf bhai aap inhain nahi jantay

OK yea Wo hain Jinhain Sab Sokh kehtay hain Waisy yea bohat Sanjeeda hain

bataiN chal hi nikli haiN tu yeh bhi bata daiN kay app Khana waghera khateeN haiN...





Yani app ko bhook waghera mehsoos hotee hay

Aap hamari naak ki fikar na karain, ham dono aik dosaray ki weekly basis par katay rehtay hain

Meray honay may kamaal logoon ka nahi Shokh mera default mode hay

Lagta hay apkay khawaab may ana hi paray ga




Palkain lambi ho jati hain Yun karain inko kaat kar jharoo bana lain aur khidmaat'e khaliq may laag jain Shaid is tarhan aap ka kufara ho jai

Baloon ka raang, kio Shokh ko shock pay shock day rehay hain Phir jhoot, apkay to baal hi nahi hain



Kia massage tha janab apki to achi khasi takoor ho rahi thi

Phir jhoot, aap nay kaha tha aur iskay sath hi meri ankh patakh say khul gai




Lain, jab ma sanjeeda hoti hoon to ghar waloon ko wakht par jata hay





Zahir hay, Lahore ka naam to nahi dabona

1) weekly basis per... daily per nahi

2) log Ajeeb haiN tu app Shokh haiN .. agr log bhi Shokh hooN tu app maiN un maiN farq kiya reh jaye ga

3) bus yeh kaam na key jiye ga... maiN nay ab DaR kay maray kaye rataiN sona hi nahi kay kiya pata app waqayee apni dhamki per amal ker daiThaiN...

4) yani mera khadsha ghalat howa... app Insaan hi hoteeN haiN ( ye aizaaz app ko Lahori-brotherhood ki base per diya ja raha hay)

1. Nahi ji daily basis par ham dosaroon ki katay hain

2. Aap nay kabi daikha nahi 'Shokh' saab rangoon may numaya hota hay

3. Jo daar gia maar gia Sooye maray chay botah farak nai janab

4. Agay agay saab ghalat honay wala hay

5. To kia aap bhi Lahori hain

6. Copy Cat kahin kay

weekly basis lagta hay kafi time ho gaya aap ki shadi ko hoye


Mera Kuffara to tab hoga jab main nay koi Gunah kiya hoo



Mera Kuffara to tab hoga jab main nay koi Gunah kiya hoo

Ji haftay may aik aad dafa too too ma ma ho jati hay, darasal mujhay larai jhagra pasand hi nahi



To kia aap farishtay hain jhootay kahin kay

Ghalat , Maray baal bhi hain aur AMsha Allah ab to kafi baray ho gaye hain

Accha Aakhri sawaal , is kay baad aap ka khwaab sach maan liya jaye ga
yea batayain in main say main kaun hoon



Ab yea na kahiye ga kay Topi kay nechay kiya hay

(Khan Jee aap nay kuch nahi batana)


Yea Nook jhoonk to zarori hay, warna Khana Pheeka lagta Hay, kuch Mirch masala hona chahiye
Farishtay say behtar hay Insan hona
Magr is man lagti hay mehnat ziada

Ye jin kay hath may soon halway ka dabah hay sath may dikhanay kay liye aik do kitbaain aur aur munh par baray baray baal hain, sar par wig rakhi hoi hay, chashmay kay peechay surmay daar ankhain hain... bas yahi hain aap

Hoye nahi ab tak aap 300 posts

Jab ho jayain gi to yea hoga

Zaroori hay idhar unka kahna hay kay tum kuch kahnay ki zehmaat na kia karo, 'you have eyes that can kill' (aur ye koi compliment nahi hay) Mujhay to kabi kabi tars ah jata hay

Acha baba aap Naik Parveen hain aab khush

Aap ko Kaisy maloom hoa Kay yea main hi hoon

Lagta Hay aap nay Avatar say andaza lagaya hay

Lijiye eik aur link, ab ki baar ghalati ki Gunjayesh Nishta

http://www.hulchul.net/HC/index.php?showto...2&#entry2166622

Wowwwwwwwwww

Ye batain kay aap kay pass jo smilies hain ye jantah kay pass kio nahi hain

Mmmm pahlay halwa hath may tha aab halwa pait may, zada farak nahi, jin sahib ki naak ki seedh may khali daba hay wo aap hi hain... The END

Khan sahib ye aap nay baloon may lal dupata kio bandha howa hay Buri baat foran sar par aurh lain

Yea to bachnay ka Bahan hay

Achawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

shokh jee
i know aap ko 300 posts ki kitni zarorat hai.. post ker ker ke thak gaye hain aap

main bhi aap ke help kerti hon..

aur i hope FALAK jee bhi aap ke help ker deen

Ab Dodoh ka doodh aur pani ka pani ho gaya hay,
Lakin phir bhi Main hi Jhoota hoon
(Khan Ji ab aap ko bolany ki Khuli Ijazat hay)


Yea bari Lammmbi dastaan hay, phir kabhi

(300 nahi hoye )

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss

Chalain jaldi jaldi bakwas shoru karain

Haww haye main nay bay khabri main kisi ka raaz to faash nahi kar diya
Allah Mujhay Maaf karain


Aap mauqa dain gi to hamari bar aaye gi na

Aab ap jo koi bhi hain, first impression is the last depression I mean impression

To fikar kis baat ki shoru karain apni dastaan, hamain 300 hit karna hay BAS

Ji zaroor karain, Bas Haathi nakal gaya hay us ki choti walli dum reh gayee hay


In ka matlab hay kay khati hain to Kis Time, kiyon kay aap Musal Sal in par Hamlay karti ja rahi hain,

Sharam ani chahiye apko, aaj unko apki wajah say kitni maar paray gi



Moka detay nahi moka hasil karna parta hay

jaldi jaldi karain , bas 20 reh gaye hain

nahi nahi .. shokh jee

ye kaam na kerwain






kuch muhawray tu bass..

chalain secondon ka kaam reh gaya hai... aisy keh letay hain

Hia uss zood e pasheman kaa pashemaan hoona

Thank you Abdullah ji aaj apki wajah say hathi nikal gia aab baraye meharbani hath ki poochal say pair hatah lain



Hamlah kab kidhar kis nay kis par kia

Awain ilzam... huh, ma koi jangali billi hoon

Main zara Sharmilla waqiyaa hoa hoon, Chalain aap hi kar lain Hamari Kheer hay

Accha to yea Haati ki Poonchal hay
OK utha liya ab aagay Move karain bas manzil thori hi door hay

Jis nay ki sharam oskay phootay karain

Nahi jangali billi kis nay kaha, Lakin Chakay Chakay Kafi Acchay laga leti hain

Mujhay kuch dikhai nahi day raha

Ab aap sahi line par hain
Jokes section main jayain aur Dhara dhar, Joke parhay bina yea icon ban dalain, bas Ghnton ka kaam minton main
yea baat hay raaz ki par aap ko bata raha hoon

spank you berry mush

Jis nay Ki bay Hayai , us nay khaye Doodh malai

Be fikar ho jain aab ye baat ma saab ko bata doon gi



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