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QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:21 PM) [snapback]2171102[/snapback]

lagta hay tractor kay carborator maiN khacra aa gaya hay.. 1-think.gif

ji ghalti say jo petrol dala hay , us main kisi khan nay thook diya tha 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
na cheer malangan noo 0-sosad.gif nai tay pay jan gay tunga noon 0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:21 PM) [snapback]2171103[/snapback]

wo kia, baat karnay say pehlay hi tumhari chocking start ho jati hay breakface1.gif

0-sosad.gif ghur karain to yea chocking baray kaam ki cheez hay 0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]2171105[/snapback]

Uth oye, berry brilliant blink.gif

a191.gif
0-sosad.gif main to bacha hoon aap baron ki sohbat main reh kar bara honay wala hoon 0-sosad.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:38 PM) [snapback]2171136[/snapback]

ji ghalti say jo petrol dala hay , us main kisi khan nay thook diya tha 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
na cheer malangan noo 0-sosad.gif nai tay pay jan gay tunga noon 0-sosad.gif


yeh hota hay paThanooN say panga laynay ka anjaam.. yeh tu sirf warning thee.. abhi bhi sahi nahi howay tu puri ki puri service hi ker daiN gay
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]2171106[/snapback]

naye packing maiN aur bhi baRay gur haiN.. 1-afsana.gif

0-shhh.gif
paking utarain kay to wohi khan nahi aa jaye ga
0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:25 PM) [snapback]2171113[/snapback]

Note: above icon sirf sochnay ki adakari hay

doodh ka jala chaaj bhi phoonk phoonk kar peeta hay 0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:27 PM) [snapback]2171117[/snapback]

0-moped.gif 0-moped.gif

0-sosad.gif
Bara roll lana saath detol ki shishi bhi, mochi baal katay ka to tuck lazi lagna hay
0-sosad.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:41 PM) [snapback]2171138[/snapback]

0-shhh.gif
paking utarain kay to wohi khan nahi aa jaye ga
0-sosad.gif
doodh ka jala chaaj bhi phoonk phoonk kar peeta hay 0-sosad.gif

0-shhh.gif

yeh baat yahaaN per batanay wali nahi hay.. lagta hay AI Tractor abhi puri taraah intelligent nahi howa 1-announce1.gif

QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:44 PM) [snapback]2171138[/snapback]

Bara roll lana saath detol ki shishi bhi, mochi baal katay ka to tuck lazi lagna hay
0-sosad.gif


choTee shishi ya baRi...


Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:28 PM) [snapback]2171118[/snapback]

Zahir hay khan sahib ka 1-afsana.gif
Ye kab howa 0-22_yikes.gif

1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif to aap khans ki is kefiyat say waqf hain
oh sorry rona to bhool hi gaya
0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:29 PM) [snapback]2171121[/snapback]

baRay ajeeb Tractor ho sleep.gif

aaj kal ghareeb bhi hoon 0-sosad.gif isi liye to 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 12:35 PM) [snapback]2171134[/snapback]

Jee Jee Bilkul Dekha nahi app nay kitna Intelligent lag raha, per choking ki wajaah samah nahi aa rahi


Bas ji, tractor ki karni tractor hi janay 1-jokes.gif

QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 21 2006, 12:35 PM) [snapback]2171135[/snapback]

blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif

1-think.gif 1-think.gif 1-think.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:31 PM) [snapback]2171124[/snapback]

you1.gif
To chalo ja kar nehar kay pul par park ho jao happy.gif

nehar walla pull 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
waheen ka to waada tha 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
Ye Fajr moochi ko kia howa
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:32 PM) [snapback]2171126[/snapback]

jee, yeh naye ijaad hay abhi tajrubaati marahil say guzr rahee hay 1-jokes.gif

aur tajurbay kay duran yea baat samany aayi kay tractor ka koi faida hota hay par khan ka 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 12:38 PM) [snapback]2171136[/snapback]


0-sosad.gif ghur karain to yea chocking baray kaam ki cheez hay 0-sosad.gif
a191.gif
0-sosad.gif main to bacha hoon aap baron ki sohbat main reh kar bara honay wala hoon 0-sosad.gif


Hmmm 1-think.gif Foran chocking kay fawaid nashar karain 1-afsana.gif

Bacha nai bacha kucha glare.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:34 PM) [snapback]2171129[/snapback]

Aay tractor-e-bay.TRali

ja kay ker pehlay TRali lay aa...

Trolley Trolley 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
ki yaad kara ditta aay zalma 0-sosad.gif
hun tay kalla engin e rey gaya aay 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 12:49 PM) [snapback]2171143[/snapback]

nehar walla pull 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
waheen ka to waada tha 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif


waada kia hota hay 1-think.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:34 PM) [snapback]2171132[/snapback]

Wesay aap ki kabliyaat daikhtay howay aaj say ye kaam apko hi sonpa jata hay banned.gif

main is bhari zimedari ka ehl nahi hoon, waisay bhi nahosat bhi hoti hay aur tractor to HOTA hay nay. aap ko kuch nahi kaha main any 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:49 PM) [snapback]2171143[/snapback]

nehar walla pull 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
waheen ka to waada tha 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif



rehna kah tha.. tractor nay dhoka day diya.. ain moqay per chok ker gaya
Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]2171145[/snapback]

aur tajurbay kay duran yea baat samany aayi kay tractor ka koi faida hota hay par khan ka 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif

you1.gif you1.gif you1.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 12:53 PM) [snapback]2171152[/snapback]

rehna kah tha.. tractor nay dhoka day diya.. ain moqay per chok ker gaya



you1.gif you1.gif you1.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 01:49 PM) [snapback]2171144[/snapback]

Ye Fajr moochi ko kia howa



meray khayal say ussay bhi choking ho gayee hay happy.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 12:52 PM) [snapback]2171151[/snapback]

main is bhari zimedari ka ehl nahi hoon, waisay bhi nahosat bhi hoti hay aur tractor to HOTA hay nay. aap ko kuch nahi kaha main any 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif


Lo daso, tractor hi to baray baray kaam kar sakta hay warna aaj bhi khetoon may majaain hotin, kaam choor kahin kay banned.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 12:54 PM) [snapback]2171155[/snapback]

meray khayal say ussay bhi choking ho gayee hay happy.gif


Zaroor tractor pay baitha ho ga you1.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:41 PM) [snapback]2171137[/snapback]

yeh hota hay paThanooN say panga laynay ka anjaam.. yeh tu sirf warning thee.. abhi bhi sahi nahi howay tu puri ki puri service hi ker daiN gay

paThanooN kay kab liya panga , 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif un panga lain to wo ho jaytay hain ......... 0-sosad.gif ab main bolon kay na bolon 0-sosad.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 01:52 PM) [snapback]2171149[/snapback]

waada kia hota hay 1-think.gif



En.cycle.o.pe.Dia MardaaN kay mutabiq:

Eak aisa process ka irada ju sinf-e-nazuk ko naye kha'ab day.


En.cycle.o.pe.Dia aurtaaN kay mutabiq

Eak aisa process ka irada jisay kabhi na kerna ho

1-afsana.gif 1-afsana.gif 1-afsana.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 03:45 PM) [snapback]2171139[/snapback]

0-shhh.gif

yeh baat yahaaN per batanay wali nahi hay.. lagta hay AI Tractor abhi puri taraah intelligent nahi howa 1-announce1.gif
choTee shishi ya baRi...

aap ki testing main Intelligence duas.gif
0-sosad.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 01:56 PM) [snapback]2171157[/snapback]

1) Lo daso, tractor hi to baray baray kaam kar sakta hay warna aaj bhi khetoon may majaain hotin, kaam choor kahin kay banned.gif
2) Zaroor tractor pay baitha ho ga you1.gif


TractorooN nay majooN ko bayrooz.gaar ker diya.. tu Shokh jee ab app key guzr auqaat kaisay hoti hay

2) FAJR kay sawlaaat yahaaN per masroof haiN janaab
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 12:58 PM) [snapback]2171159[/snapback]

En.cycle.o.pe.Dia MardaaN kay mutabiq:

Eak aisa process ka irada ju sinf-e-nazuk ko naye kha'ab day.
En.cycle.o.pe.Dia aurtaaN kay mutabiq

Eak aisa process ka irada jisay kabhi na kerna ho

1-afsana.gif 1-afsana.gif 1-afsana.gif


Acha to ye wo walla waada hay:1-jokes:

Wadaa tera wadaa
wadaay pay teray mara gia
Bandah ma seedha sadaha

0-moped.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:49 PM) [snapback]2171144[/snapback]

Ye Fajr moochi ko kia howa

lagta mochi ko ab neend aa rahi hay aur khan ji haami nahi bhar rahy 0-sosad.gif
chulain aap hi eik bar phir qurbani day dain. meri to pehlay hi tind hay 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:50 PM) [snapback]2171147[/snapback]

Hmmm 1-think.gif Foran chocking kay fawaid nashar karain 1-afsana.gif

Bacha nai bacha kucha glare.gif

abhi tak bacha hoa hay yea bacha 0-sosad.gif 0-headbang.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:01 PM) [snapback]2171163[/snapback]

Acha to ye wo walla waada hay:1-jokes:

Wadaa tera wadaa
wadaay pay teray mara gia
Bandah ma seedha sadaha

0-moped.gif



nahi jee itnay bhi seedhay nahi hotay....

agr seedhay hotay tu waday wali baat aati hi kyoN 1-jokes.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 03:52 PM) [snapback]2171149[/snapback]

waada kia hota hay 1-think.gif

Jo toot jata hay 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:00 PM) [snapback]2171162[/snapback]

TractorooN nay majooN ko bayrooz.gaar ker diya.. tu Shokh jee ab app key guzr auqaat kaisay hoti hay

2) FAJR kay sawlaaat yahaaN per masroof haiN janaab


Aap nay mujhay Allah mian ki gai kahnay ki koshish ki blush.gif Bas ji Allah mian nay saab ka dana pani likha hota hay, aap tension na lain glare.gif

Fajr aur kar bhi kia sakta hay look.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 02:03 PM) [snapback]2171167[/snapback]

Jo toot jata hay 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif

wada na howa Tractor ka excel ho gaya wacko.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:02 PM) [snapback]2171164[/snapback]

1.lagta mochi ko ab neend aa rahi hay aur khan ji haami nahi bhar rahy 0-sosad.gif
chulain aap hi eik bar phir qurbani day dain. meri to pehlay hi tind hay 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
2.abhi tak bacha hoa hay yea bacha 0-sosad.gif 0-headbang.gif



1. Munh acha na ho to baat achi kar letay hain

2. Ji har baligh bacha yahi kahta hay
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:51 PM) [snapback]2171148[/snapback]

Trolley Trolley 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
ki yaad kara ditta aay zalma 0-sosad.gif
hun tay kalla engin e rey gaya aay 0-sosad.gif



Engine salamt.ast
tRaly navi.pawa la'aaN.ast

1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]2171165[/snapback]

nahi jee itnay bhi seedhay nahi hotay....

agr seedhay hotay tu waday wali baat aati hi kyoN 1-jokes.gif


Very smart thinking Khan Sahib 1-think.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]2171162[/snapback]

TractorooN nay majooN ko bayrooz.gaar ker diya.. tu Shokh jee ab app key guzr auqaat kaisay hoti hay

10 majoon ka kaam eik tractor 0-sosad.gif

Bhi majain bhi to apnay ghar wallon kay bajaye gawaloon say ziada free ho gayee theen 0-sosad.gif
aur Shokh jee , Majh nahi hain StayAway.gif

0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:05 PM) [snapback]2171169[/snapback]

wada na howa Tractor ka excel ho gaya wacko.gif



you1.gif

QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:07 PM) [snapback]2171174[/snapback]

10 majoon ka kaam eik tractor 0-sosad.gif

Bhi majain bhi to apnay ghar wallon kay bajaye gawaloon say ziada free ho gayee theen 0-sosad.gif
aur Shokh jee , Majh nahi hain StayAway.gif

0-sosad.gif



blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:06 PM) [snapback]2171171[/snapback]

1. Munh acha na ho to baat achi kar letay hain

2. Ji har baligh bacha yahi kahta hay



kabhi Tractor ka bhi muNh acha howa hay

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Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 04:01 PM) [snapback]2171163[/snapback]

Acha to ye wo walla waada hay:1-jokes:

Wadaa tera wadaa
wadaay pay teray mara gia
Bandah ma seedha sadaha

0-moped.gif

Sanu Nehr wallay Pull tay Bulla kay tay horay mahi kithay reh gaya 0-sosad.gif

Yea Waada Jummay kay din kiya tha Lo aagaya phir Jumma 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:10 PM) [snapback]2171178[/snapback]

kabhi Tractor ka bhi muNh acha howa hay

IPB Image


Ye bhi hay you1.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 02:11 PM) [snapback]2171179[/snapback]

Sanu Nehr wallay Pull tay Bulla kay tay horay mahi kithay reh gaya 0-sosad.gif

Yea Waada Jummay kay din kiya tha Lo aagaya phir Jumma 0-sosad.gif



Namaaz say pehlay ya Namaaz kay baad cool.gif

QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:08 PM) [snapback]2171176[/snapback]

you1.gif
blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif



oh jee app ko kiya howa 1-afsana.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:13 PM) [snapback]2171181[/snapback]

Namaaz say pehlay ya Namaaz kay baad cool.gif
oh jee app ko kiya howa 1-afsana.gif


Namaaz parhain kay is say pahlay apki parhi jai wink.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 04:05 PM) [snapback]2171169[/snapback]

wada na howa Tractor ka excel ho gaya wacko.gif

is ka excel toot jaye to utna nuqsan nahi hota jitna truck ulatnay say hota hay

IPB Image
khan_amer
Universal Truth hay

Aurat kay do roop hotay haiN eak Makeup say pehlay eak Makeup kay baad...


theek issi tarah Shokh kay bhi do roop haiN eak mochi kay pass janay say pehlay eak mochi say cutting kerwanay kay baad 1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:13 PM) [snapback]2171181[/snapback]


oh jee app ko kiya howa 1-afsana.gif



Mujhay to kuch nahi par tractor kay paich dheelay zaroor ho gai hain 1-afsana.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:15 PM) [snapback]2171185[/snapback]

Universal Truth hay

Aurat kay do roop hotay haiN eak Makeup say pehlay eak Makeup kay baad...
theek issi tarah Shokh kay bhi do roop haiN eak mochi kay pass janay say pehlay eak mochi say cutting kerwanay kay baad 1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif


Ji, moochi wali baat sahi hay baki make-up ka taradud mujh say hota nahi warna zaroor karti 1-afsana.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 04:06 PM) [snapback]2171171[/snapback]

1. Munh acha na ho to baat achi kar letay hain

2. Ji har baligh bacha yahi kahta hay


1. Oh sorry monh ki traf to dekha hi nahi . Humm bilkul acha nahi aap ka monh 0-sosad.gif balkay shayed 0-shhh.gif wo Durrrr wala monh 0-moped.gif

2. aap ko kaisay maloom 1-think.gif
0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:14 PM) [snapback]2171182[/snapback]

Namaaz parhain kay is say pahlay apki parhi jai wink.gif



Janab woh tu paRh lee!!!

apni nahi ... apnay uper farz hay woh wali!!! 1-afsana.gif 1-afsana.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 04:07 PM) [snapback]2171173[/snapback]

Very smart thinking Khan Sahib 1-think.gif

duas.gif Allah ki Qudrat hay. 1-afsana.gif

ohh 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 04:07 PM) [snapback]2171172[/snapback]

Engine salamt.ast
tRaly navi.pawa la'aaN.ast

1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif

banned.gif Pehlay test kaun karay ga us ko
khan_amer
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 02:14 PM) [snapback]2171183[/snapback]

is ka excel toot jaye to utna nuqsan nahi hota jitna truck ulatnay say hota hay

IPB Image



paa jee aisay kaam weekend kay liya uTha rakhaiN !!! kyoN kay ab jab tak road ki safai nahi hogee us waqt tak Traffic jaam aur saray kaam late 1-jokes.gif
Tractor
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 04:08 PM) [snapback]2171176[/snapback]

you1.gif
blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif

1-think.gif yea tractor ki breakain kuch ziada dheli nahi hain 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:17 PM) [snapback]2171188[/snapback]

1. Oh sorry monh ki traf to dekha hi nahi . Humm bilkul acha nahi aap ka monh 0-sosad.gif balkay shayed 0-shhh.gif wo Durrrr wala monh 0-moped.gif

2. aap ko kaisay maloom 1-think.gif
0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif


1. Ham to apkay fithay munh ki baat kar rahay hain 1-jokes.gif

2. Batana kis nay hay ji, sunay may aya hay 1-jokes.gif
khan_amer
Mochi PhaRya gaya



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Shokh
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:19 PM) [snapback]2171192[/snapback]

1-think.gif yea tractor ki breakain kuch ziada dheli nahi hain 0-sosad.gif 0-sosad.gif


Dheli hoti to bhi chalta, tractor ki to breakain hi fail hain glare.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:22 PM) [snapback]2171194[/snapback]

Mochi PhaRya gaya
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Oh Fajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjr you1.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]2171193[/snapback]

1. Ham to apkay fithay munh ki baat kar rahay hain 1-jokes.gif





IPB Image

QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:23 PM) [snapback]2171195[/snapback]

Dheli hoti to bhi chalta, tractor ki to breakain hi fail hain glare.gif
Oh Fajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjr you1.gif



tu Fajr issi liya nahi aa raha/rahee 1-think.gif
Fajr
1-announce1.gif 1-announce1.gif Mujhay Moochi kis nay banaya StayAway.gif StayAway.gif
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