QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 21 2006, 02:32 PM) [snapback]2171203[/snapback]
Mujhay Moochi kis nay banaya 
Sir jee... app agr balooN ka qatal-e-aam na kertay tu ham ko nayee ( hajaam) bana daytay....
Full Version: Afsos Nama !
Mujhay Moochi kis nay banaya Sir jee... app agr balooN ka qatal-e-aam na kertay tu ham ko nayee ( hajaam) bana daytay....
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 04:13 PM) [snapback]2171181[/snapback]
Namaaz say pehlay ya Namaaz kay baad
shayed baad main 
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 04:23 PM) [snapback]2171195[/snapback]
Dheli hoti to bhi chalta, tractor ki to breakain hi fail hain
ji aaj hi is ki tunning karwatay hain. ehtiyatan is ki sawari na karain
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 04:22 PM) [snapback]2171194[/snapback]
Mochi PhaRya gaya
wo bhi rangay haathoon
ana waRa afsoos kerwaliya hay... pla'oo shal'oo kidher hay
ab khali paiT aur kitna afsoos karaiN
ab khali paiT aur kitna afsoos karaiN
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 04:21 PM) [snapback]2171193[/snapback]
1. Ham to apkay fithay munh ki baat kar rahay hain
2. Batana kis nay hay ji, sunay may aya hay
1. jawab darust hoa, Water cooler aap ka hoa
2. suni sunai batain aksar ghalt hoti hain
main nay bhi afsoos kerna tha
main nay bhi tractor key sair kerni thee
main nay bhi majain daikhni thee
main nay bhi pla'oo khana tha
main nay bhi tractor key sair kerni thee
main nay bhi majain daikhni thee
main nay bhi pla'oo khana tha
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 08:32 AM) [snapback]2171014[/snapback]
Kainat, baat shakal ki nahi akal ki hay jo ghas charnay chali gai thi aur ma nay taang ah kar apna sar aik moochi kay agay rakh dia. BAri be'rehmi say os nay meray haseen baalon ka naas maar dia
Haye ALLAH....
Ye tu waqee bura hua...
Lekin kya aap ko moochi hi milla tha....
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 21 2006, 01:32 PM) [snapback]2171203[/snapback]
Mujhay Moochi kis nay banaya Khan Amer nay
Khanay lagay mera zaati moochi hay 
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:38 PM) [snapback]2171205[/snapback]
ji aaj hi is ki tunning karwatay hain. ehtiyatan is ki sawari na karain
Lo daso, ham kio bhala tractor ki sawari karnay lagay
hamaray pass zaati bmw hay 
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 01:38 PM) [snapback]2171207[/snapback]
ana waRa afsoos kerwaliya hay... pla'oo shal'oo kidher hay
ab khali paiT aur kitna afsoos karaiN
Ji abhi lai hockey par rakh kay
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 21 2006, 01:44 PM) [snapback]2171210[/snapback]
main nay bhi afsoos kerna tha
main nay bhi tractor key sair kerni thee
main nay bhi majain daikhni thee
main nay bhi pla'oo khana tha
Aap may MAIN bohat hay, esay nahi chalay ga
QUOTE(*dhoop chaon* @ Aug 21 2006, 01:46 PM) [snapback]2171212[/snapback]
Haye ALLAH....
Ye tu waqee bura hua...
Lekin kya aap ko moochi hi milla tha....
Nahi Kainat mujhay moochi nahi mila ma moochi ko mil gai
Kitni be'rehmi say os nay meray baal katay, dil kar raha tha osay kaat loon
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 21 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]2171208[/snapback]
jawab darust hoa, Water cooler aap ka hoa
Janab, is cooler ki to tooti kharab hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 11:22 AM) [snapback]2171399[/snapback]
Aap may MAIN bohat hay, esay nahi chalay ga
Nahi Kainat mujhay moochi nahi mila ma moochi ko mil gai
Kitni be'rehmi say os nay meray baal katay, dil kar raha tha osay kaat loon
QUOTE
Khan Amer nay
Khanay lagay mera zaati moochi hay baal tu app nay hi kaTwaye na... waisay maiN soch raha tha kay agr app lalach maiN na aateeN aur thoRa sa kharcha kernay per tayaar ho jateeN tu yeh sab tu na hota... na yeh post hoti na Fajr ka raaz expose hota...
QUOTE
Lo daso, ham kio bhala tractor ki sawari karnay lagay hamaray pass zaati bmw hay
hamaray pass zaati bmw hay 
ab tu app ko tractor ki zaroorat paRay hi paRay
QUOTE
Ji abhi lai hockey par rakh kay
per hockey say chawal kaisay khaye jatay haiN
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 10:30 AM) [snapback]2171400[/snapback]
1. baal tu app nay hi kaTwaye na... waisay maiN soch raha tha kay agr app lalach maiN na aateeN aur thoRa sa kharcha kernay per tayaar ho jateeN tu yeh sab tu na hota... na yeh post hoti na
Fajr ka raaz expose hota...
2.ab tu app ko tractor ki zaroorat paRay hi paRay
3.per hockey say chawal kaisay khaye jatay haiN
1. Paisay to moochi nay bhi utnay hi liye, sath may hamara satiyanas karnay ki compensation kay liye next two haircuts free of charge kar diye, aab bataye kesi kasma'kash hay ... yani martay kia na kartay
2. Hmmm, ye hamari gari nahi, aur na hi ham heels pehantay hain aur na hi hamaray baal safaid hain (chootay sahei)
Hamari gari black hay, ham ya to khusay / kheri / kola'puri pahentay hain ya phir niki / puma, baal chamakdar, straight aur dark brown (almost black) hain
3. Chawal ka pata nahi par khatay zaroor hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 08:29 AM) [snapback]2171399[/snapback]
Nahi Kainat mujhay moochi nahi mila ma moochi ko mil gai
Kitni be'rehmi say os nay meray baal katay, dil kar raha tha osay kaat loon
hehehe.. chalain sabaq tu mill gaya na
ab ainda bach ker rahain gee
kuch na kych tu karna tha na uss Be -reham ka
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 01:29 PM) [snapback]2171399[/snapback]
Janab, is cooler ki to tooti kharab hay
Phir kharab ho gayee,
is ko hospital admit karwatay hain tab tak aap dhakan khool kar kaam chalainQUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 01:30 PM) [snapback]2171400[/snapback]
ab tu app ko tractor ki zaroorat paRay hi paRay
correction plz
in ko nahi
inki BMW koQUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 22 2006, 01:58 PM) [snapback]2171462[/snapback]
Phir kharab ho gayee,
is ko hospital admit karwatay hain tab tak aap dhakan khool kar kaam chalaincorrection plz
in ko nahi
inki BMW koper BMW maiN yeh bhi hooNgee na!!!
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 02:13 PM) [snapback]2171411[/snapback]
1. Paisay to moochi nay bhi utnay hi liye, sath may hamara satiyanas karnay ki compensation kay liye next two haircuts free of charge kar diye, aab bataye kesi kasma'kash hay ... yani martay kia na kartay
2. Hamari gari black hay, ham ya to khusay / kheri / kola'puri pahentay hain ya phir niki / puma, baal chamakdar, straight aur dark brown (almost black) hain
1.
Paisay bhi liye thay un ko to ulta denay chahiyen thay, bhui un ka naya haircut jo introduce hoa hay 2. Lijiye aap ki picture ready hay madam
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 04:03 PM) [snapback]2171464[/snapback]
per BMW maiN yeh bhi hooNgee na!!!
lakin phunsi to Garhi hay , yea to nai phunsi na
mud mainQUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 22 2006, 02:05 PM) [snapback]2171466[/snapback]
1.
Paisay bhi liye thay un ko to ulta denay chahiyen thay, bhui un ka naya haircut jo introduce hoa hay 2. Lijiye aap ki picture ready hay madam
lakin phunsi to Garhi hay , yea to nai phunsi na
mud maingaRi janay kay baad yeh MUD maiN kiya karaiN gee
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 04:08 PM) [snapback]2171467[/snapback]
gaRi janay kay baad yeh MUD maiN kiya karaiN gee
Raheen gay na Khaan hi, Bhui Tractor nay to Garhi ko dhaka lagana hay na. ab gari main jo bhi ho
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 22 2006, 02:12 PM) [snapback]2171469[/snapback]
Raheen gay na Khaan hi, Bhui Tractor nay to Garhi ko dhaka lagana hay na. ab gari main jo bhi ho
bus ab nahi maiN nay kerna koy masoo's wasoo's .. khilatay pilaatay haiN nahi ( ham nahi khatay hockey per) muft maiN rula rula ker halkaan ker diya
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 22 2006, 12:58 PM) [snapback]2171462[/snapback]
Phir kharab ho gayee,
is ko hospital admit karwatay hain tab tak aap dhakan khool kar kaam chalaincorrection plz
in ko nahi
inki BMW koTheek hay, ma dhakaan par guzara karnay ki koshish karti ho
Spank you
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]2171464[/snapback]
per BMW maiN yeh bhi hooNgee na!!!
Itni gehrai ma na jain, ah
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 22 2006, 01:05 PM) [snapback]2171466[/snapback]
1.
Paisay bhi liye thay un ko to ulta denay chahiyen thay, bhui un ka naya haircut jo introduce hoa hay 2. Lijiye aap ki picture ready hay madam
3. lakin phunsi to Garhi hay , yea to nai phunsi na
mud main1. Haan ye to ma nay soocha hi nahi
2. Nahi, ma glasses nahi lagati... meri size ki nahi miltin
3. Shukar hay end may MUD likh dia
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 01:08 PM) [snapback]2171467[/snapback]
gaRi janay kay baad yeh MUD maiN kiya karaiN gee
Tractor chalon gi
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 22 2006, 01:12 PM) [snapback]2171469[/snapback]
Raheen gay na Khaan hi, Bhui Tractor nay to Garhi ko dhaka lagana hay na. ab gari main jo bhi ho
To is may itna ronay ki kia zaroorat hay
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 22 2006, 01:26 PM) [snapback]2171474[/snapback]
bus ab nahi maiN nay kerna koy masoo's wasoo's .. khilatay pilaatay haiN nahi ( ham nahi khatay hockey per) muft maiN rula rula ker halkaan ker diya
Na shukrai na karain, aik to aapko halka 'an kia opar say bataain bana rahay hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 02:05 PM) [snapback]2171168[/snapback]
Fajr aur kar bhi kia sakta hay
Fajr kay baad hi tu din taloo hota hay... ju fajr na ho tu waqt bhi na badlay
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 21 2006, 02:33 PM) [snapback]2171204[/snapback]
Sir jee... app agr balooN ka qatal-e-aam na kertay tu ham ko nayee ( hajaam) bana daytay....
pochain baloon say kay woh mochi kay pass kernay kya gay thay
QUOTE
Aap may MAIN bohat hay, esay nahi chalay ga
mujhay bhi yehi lag raha tha.. lagta hay excel aur battery new dal ni paray gee
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 22 2006, 02:06 PM) [snapback]2171487[/snapback]
Fajr kay baad hi tu din taloo hota hay... ju fajr na ho tu waqt bhi na badlay
mujhay bhi yehi lag raha tha.. lagta hay excel aur battery new dal ni paray gee
Nahi nahi hamain taloo nahi hona abhi to hamain bara admi bana hay
Meri manay to chandah battery cell dalwa lain, ah
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 03:10 PM) [snapback]2171490[/snapback]
Nahi nahi hamain taloo nahi hona abhi to hamain bara admi bana hay
Meri manay to chandah battery cell dalwa lain, ah
aur kitna bara hona hay
dila dain na... 4 lay ker aye ga
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 22 2006, 02:25 PM) [snapback]2171497[/snapback]
aur kitna bara hona hay
dila dain na... 4 lay ker aye ga
Fajr jitna
Meray pass paisay nahi, saray moochi ko day diye hain
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 03:28 PM) [snapback]2171498[/snapback]
Fajr jitna
Meray pass paisay nahi, saray moochi ko day diye hain
tu phir meray pass paisay kyon nahi hain
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 22 2006, 02:29 PM) [snapback]2171500[/snapback]
tu phir meray pass paisay kyon nahi hain
Aap ki jaib Khan Amer nay kaat li hay
Aur paroo Khan kay chakroon may
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 06:32 PM) [snapback]2171525[/snapback]
Aap ki jaib Khan Amer nay kaat li hay
Aur paroo Khan kay chakroon may mere credit cards bhi kal kay nahin mil rahe. kahi'n yai bhi to usi ki karastani nahi
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 04:32 PM) [snapback]2171525[/snapback]
Aap ki jaib Khan Amer nay kaat li hay
Aur paroo Khan kay chakroon may Andaza karo... keh kon raha hay!!!
QUOTE(silenteyes @ Aug 22 2006, 07:27 PM) [snapback]2171567[/snapback]
mere credit cards bhi kal kay nahin mil rahe. kahi'n yai bhi to usi ki karastani nahi
QUOTE(silenteyes @ Aug 22 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]2171567[/snapback]
mere credit cards bhi kal kay nahin mil rahe. kahi'n yai bhi to usi ki karastani nahi
Ho sakti hay agar aap moochi hain toh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 23 2006, 07:48 AM) [snapback]2171753[/snapback]
Andaza karo... keh kon raha hay!!!
Jo bhi kahti hay kamal hi kahti hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 18 2006, 12:12 PM) [snapback]2170163[/snapback]
Esa kabi kisi kay sath na ho....
Kisi dushman kay sath bhi nahi...
Bohat bura howaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............
Ma kahin munh dikhanay kabil nahi rahi.....
Itna esweet sa mera munh tha....
Bas kuch na poochain....
Hosla BB hosla aaenda monh bhi dho ker rakhiye ga take ese saneha se bach saken
ab her dafa to shareef mulzim ya moochi to milne se raha
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Aug 23 2006, 09:20 AM) [snapback]2171791[/snapback]
Hosla BB hosla aaenda monh bhi dho ker rakhiye ga take ese saneha se bach saken
ab her dafa to shareef mulzim ya moochi to milne se raha
O hello, shairoon (regardless of gender) kay munh nahi dhultay
Ham har bar hami bharain ye bhi zaroori nahi
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Aug 23 2006, 10:20 AM) [snapback]2171791[/snapback]
Hosla BB hosla aaenda monh bhi dho ker rakhiye ga take ese saneha se bach saken
ab her dafa to shareef mulzim ya moochi to milne se raha
muNh dhonay say kuch farq nahi paRta... ab app apni misaal hi lay laiN
pehlay bhi Rafay thay baad maiN bhi Rafay hi rahay... 
)QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 23 2006, 10:29 AM) [snapback]2171796[/snapback]
O hello, shairoon (regardless of gender) kay munh nahi dhultay
Ham har bar hami bharain ye bhi zaroori nahi
aur maiN nay suna hay kay Shair baghair brush kiye hi nashta ker laytay haiN...
waisay kaheen issi wajaah say tu iss bat BEAUTY PARLOUR walooN nay mochi ka intayzaam tu nahi ker rakha tha... ab u know shair na tu munH dhotay haiN na baal...
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 04:32 PM) [snapback]2171525[/snapback]
Aap ki jaib Khan Amer nay kaat li hay
Aur paroo Khan kay chakroon may tu yahab per jaib katray bhi hain
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Aug 23 2006, 09:35 AM) [snapback]2171797[/snapback]
aur maiN nay suna hay kay Shair baghair brush kiye hi nashta ker laytay haiN...
waisay kaheen issi wajaah say tu iss bat BEAUTY PARLOUR walooN nay mochi ka intayzaam tu nahi ker rakha tha... ab u know shair na tu munH dhotay haiN na baal...
Nahi naaaaaaaaaaaa ham thoray say sophisticated shair hain
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 23 2006, 09:40 AM) [snapback]2171803[/snapback]
tu yahab per jaib katray bhi hain
Zahir hay, isi duniya ma saab kuch hota hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 23 2006, 10:43 AM) [snapback]2171804[/snapback]
1) Nahi naaaaaaaaaaaa ham thoray say sophisticated shair hain
2) Zahir hay, isi duniya ma saab kuch hota hay
1) yani circus walay shair
2) woh shair tha... Zahir ki Aankh say tamasha na daikh ( shayad zahir key nazr kamzoor thee issi liya) yeh wohi wala zahir tu nahi hay
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 04:58 PM) [snapback]2171483[/snapback]
1. Theek hay, ma dhakaan par guzara karnay ki koshish karti ho
2. Nahi, ma glasses nahi lagati... meri size ki nahi miltin
3. Shukar hay end may MUD likh dia
4. Tractor chalon gi
1. Yea Water Cooler kay Dhakan hi ki baat ho rahi hay na
2.
you mean Choocha size3. Deikh lain aap ko bacha liya,
Warna aap nay Phuns hi jana tha 4.
Is main eik hi seat hoti hay, QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 22 2006, 05:10 PM) [snapback]2171490[/snapback]
Nahi nahi hamain taloo nahi hona abhi to hamain bara admi bana hay
Yea process bhi kafi time leta hay
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Aug 23 2006, 12:20 PM) [snapback]2171791[/snapback]
ab her dafa to shareef mulzim ya moochi to milne se raha
Ji kabhi Bura Waqt ho to Saraj jaisay bhi Mil saktay hain
Sokh k munh ko kya ho gya????
Waisy yeh pehly say kuch acha nazar aa raha hai!!!
Waisy yeh pehly say kuch acha nazar aa raha hai!!!
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 23 2006, 10:22 AM) [snapback]2171817[/snapback]
1. Yea Water Cooler kay Dhakan hi ki baat ho rahi hay na
2.
you mean Choocha size3. Deikh lain aap ko bacha liya,
Warna aap nay Phuns hi jana tha 4.
Is main eik hi seat hoti hay, Yea process bhi kafi time leta hay
Ji kabhi Bura Waqt ho to Saraj jaisay bhi Mil saktay hain
Sari bataain choor dain, ye bataain kay raaz kaha say leak ho rahay hain
QUOTE(Lal Gulab @ Aug 23 2006, 10:28 AM) [snapback]2171822[/snapback]
Sokh k munh ko kya ho gya????
Waisy yeh pehly say kuch acha nazar aa raha hai!!!
Hona kia hay mazeed shookha ho gia hay
Tank u ji tank u
QUOTE
Zahir hay, isi duniya ma saab kuch hota hay
yani jaib katroon ko saza bhi isi duniya mien milti hay... per woh kaisay?
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 23 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]2171823[/snapback]
Sari bataain choor dain, ye bataain kay raaz kaha say leak ho rahay hain
Shoru din say hi asa laga jesay aik dosray ko sadhion say jantay hain... haan na shoru din say hi !!! Jesay ye mulakat aik itefak nahi raaz hay... Raaz hi to tha... par aaj ye raaz kisi gulab ki pation ki tarhan bikhartay ja rahay hain...
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samjho.
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samajhna ... bhi ek samjh hai..
samjh samjhke jo na samjhe ..
meri samajh me wo na samajh hai! ...
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 23 2006, 02:36 PM) [snapback]2171837[/snapback]
yani jaib katroon ko saza bhi isi duniya mien milti hay... per woh kaisay?
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 23 2006, 12:50 PM) [snapback]2171839[/snapback]
Shoru din say hi asa laga jesay aik dosray ko sadhion say jantay hain... haan na shoru din say hi !!! Jesay ye mulakat aik itefak nahi raaz hay... Raaz hi to tha... par aaj ye raaz kisi gulab ki pation ki tarhan bikhartay ja rahay hain...
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samjho.
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samajhna ... bhi ek samjh hai..
samjh samjhke jo na samjhe ..
meri samajh me wo na samajh hai! ...
issi liya Khan Sahib post nahi ker rahay, nawa haath lagwanay gay hoongay
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 23 2006, 11:36 AM) [snapback]2171837[/snapback]
yani jaib katroon ko saza bhi isi duniya mien milti hay... per woh kaisay?
Fajr ki karni Fajr hi janay
QUOTE(Tractor @ Aug 23 2006, 11:50 AM) [snapback]2171839[/snapback]
Shoru din say hi asa laga jesay aik dosray ko sadhion say jantay hain... haan na shoru din say hi !!! Jesay ye mulakat aik itefak nahi raaz hay... Raaz hi to tha... par aaj ye raaz kisi gulab ki pation ki tarhan bikhartay ja rahay hain...
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samjho.
Samajh samajh ke samajh ko samajhna ... bhi ek samjh hai..
samjh samjhke jo na samjhe ..
meri samajh me wo na samajh hai! ...
Aab wakt ah gia hay kay ma aap ka bhurta bana doon
QUOTE(Fajr @ Aug 23 2006, 01:17 PM) [snapback]2171849[/snapback]
issi liya Khan Sahib post nahi ker rahay, nawa haath lagwanay gay hoongay
oh bhai , app ki jaib maiN tha hi kiya, kuch bil ju abhi pay nahi howay thay aur 2 teen mardana baTway ju kisi aur kay thay...
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 23 2006, 03:11 PM) [snapback]2171957[/snapback]
1. Fajr kis din kaam aye ga
2. Magar rehtay to aap kay sath hi hain na
1) ab iss bechari say kahaaN tractor khanay per lagaya jaye ga
2) ab daikhaiN na kay unhooN nay mujhay bhi apnay jaisa ker liya hay
QUOTE(muskan_kaun @ Aug 20 2006, 07:38 PM) [snapback]2170914[/snapback]
khufsurat sa mask khareed ke apnay chehray pai laga lo... takah koie dosra na dare app ke chehray ko daikh ke..
mujhe kya zarooorat hai
itni sohni jo hoon 
QUOTE(Shokh @ Aug 21 2006, 10:32 AM) [snapback]2171014[/snapback]
''Grabs Desi zada Rani kaam and puts her head between the door and then bang bang bang ...'' hosh karo this is not your complex zone
u are such a dhakan
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