HC par jin members par maiN arsay say nazar rakhay howay houN, onn maiN abdullah bhai saray fahrist haiN. mujhay hairat hoti hai k koi abdullah bhai "jaisa" bhi hosakta hai......... intehayee nafeeees, coooooooool, baaaaaaaaaa ekhlaaq, bolay to mouNh say phool jhaRay, gaaliyaaN khaa kay bay mazah nah ho, kabhi peshani pay bull nah aaye, kabhi kissi say naraazgi ka izhaar nah karay....... aisee "naik parveen" to qissay kahaniyouN maiN payee jati haiN

iss post ka maqsad Abdullah bhai ki khamiyouN ki talaash hai... agarchay maiN khud iss kaam ka maahir houN, lekin abdullah bhai k ziman maiN mujhay ab tak koi kaamyabi nahee milee hai......... aap maiN say bahoot say log onn say mil bhi chukay haiN, aur personal affairs k bhi hamil haiN. warnah HC par to raabtah raha hi hai......... aap nay karna sirf yeh hai k kabhi onhaiN ghussay maiN paya ho, aap say kissi baat par naraaz howay houN, aap ko kabhi koi nuqsaan pahoonchaya ho to oski tafseel pesh karaiN.... bil jhijak... bay kam o kaast.... etna to aap ko bhi yaqeen hoga k agar aap nay onka "pol" khol bhi dia to woh sirf aap ka shukarya hi ada karengay.

phir bismillah karain aur bari bari abdullah bhai say joRay tamam "naa.khush.gawaar maamlaat ko bayaan karaiN...... khabar daar jo kissi nay onki tareef karnay ki koshish ki....... aisee har koshish ko aahni haathouN say nimta jayega.....

Pehgli khami tu yeh hay kay yeh Ganjay haiN aur iss haqeeqat ko tasleem nahi kertay , yeh howi dosri khami. tesri khami yeh hay kay un-married ka laTo ghumanay maiN apna sani nahi rakhtay.

Kiyon Tasleem nahi kartay, Eatraaz is pay hay Ganjay nahi Semi Ganjay

Aur yea koi Khami nahi, aaj kal English films kay Heros
Nicolas Cage
van desil
Frank Martin, - transporter
bhi to meri tarha hi hain

Is main mera Level II ya III hay




Kiyaaaa , Aap to aisay na thay Usuf bhai

waisay Neem Ganjay GanjooN say zyada Khaternaak hotay haiN.

ab bhala yahaaN meri tareef karnay ki kia zaroorat thee

Janab

shayed aap bhool rahy hain main eik Masoom Sauhar hoon - jo kabhi dosri, tesri aur cothi shadi ka nahi soochta. aur aisa karnay ki ab adat ho gayee hay


Usuf bhai yea choti baat hay jo aap main aur mujh main common hay

(*) aap sochtay bhi naheeN haiN nah sochnay ki 'quality' kaa hamil shauhar to ...... biwiyouN ko bahoot pasand hai. aisay shauhers ki to market maiN baRi demand hoti hogi



(*)

Janab in ko masoomiyaat aur bay.zareri key baRi wajaah kuch gherloo istaymaal key ashiya bhi haiN. AA bhai, app tu un ashiya say ba.khoobi waqif hooNgay.

suna hay kay eak americi sadr jab white house maiN aye tu "khaterna'" ashyia key fehrist maiN unhooN nay gamlooN ka indraaj kerwaya, bhala woh kyoN? koy mujhay bhi bataye

Wo Gamla nahi Steel ka Flower Stand tha

lagta hay app kay americi sadr say khasay qareebi taluqaat haiN.. waisay kiya app nay bhi Flower stand ko KHATERNAAK ashiya maiN shamil ker choRa hay

yahi to main keh raha hoon meray case main Gamla nahi Gamla Stand tha, Wo bhi Lohay ka

tu yeh nay masoomiyat key wajaah ... aur kitnay stand abhi baqi haiN gher maiN

aik kissan apnay khait maiN gun liyeh ghoom rahaa tha k odhar say aik meray jaisay sahafi ka guzar howa... oss nay kissan say poocha aap k khait k aas pass rahnay walay log kaisay haiN... kisaan nay kaha bahoot shareef aur seedhay log haiN... sahafi nay poocha phir aap yeh gun liyeh kiyouN ghoom rahay haiN... kissan bola inhaiN seedha aur masoom rakhnay k liyeh...

COME TO THE TOPIC

abhi tak kissi nay topic par koi khatir khaah baat naheeN ki

Khamiyaan bohat hain, balkay wo insaan hi kiya jis main khamiyaan na hoon.
Ji Mera khayaal hay HC ki Jitni GTGs aur jitnay Members say main Bil mushafa mil chuka hoon, shayed hi koi mila hoo. Aap say milnay ki Tamanna kiye Khi bhi gaya tha eik GTG main , Par nakaam lauta . Ab to ham pardesi ho gaye hain

Oho, baat ko itna banay ghumanay ki kia zaroorat thi Seedhi tarhan kahain na kay ye thread ganjoon ka hay

Aab hamarah to yahan kia kaam, ham chalay reshmi zulfain lay kar, ah

GhaTa barsaanay yaa naagan lahraanay.... woh kissi kambakht shair nay kaha hai naa kay:

oss zulf ka kia kahna jo dosh pay lah.raaye
simTee to bani naagan, phaili to GhaTa chaayee

Hamain lagta hay Abdullah bhai ko choor kar hamain apki ghaltian nikalni parain gi

Is reply ma ap nay mudarjazail ghaltiaan kin:

1. Sahir ko kosa yani kambakht kaha

2. Aur hamain nagaan bana dia

Aab apko 100 koray parain gay

Ab pachtaway kiya Haoot
Jab Mochi lay gaya Baal

naqlay kufr, kufr nah bashad pahlay sahir ko 500 koRay maray jayaiN ....



aakhir aap nay mochi ko etna free kiyouN kia thaa k ....

(PS: plz don't repeat this ques )

Lain aap itni bhi lut nahi parhi hoi kay ham nay saar hi mundwa liya, length may yakinan kami ayi hay par ganj



Pharsi Ji haan ham nay sunn rakha hay kay ganjay loog intellectual hotay hain

Oho, yani ''intellectual ganjay ''

Par aap nay shair ko sher bana dia lihaza ham aap say intellectual honay ka ezaz wapis letay hain

Aap siraf ganjay hain

inhoooN nay moochi ko free nahi kiya tha... yeh experimental cutting kay liya gayeeN theeN.. ab yeh tu hona hi tha

Daikhain ham apko pehlay hi samjha rahay hain kay panga maat lain

yani eak tu kerala uper say neem chaRha

tu app ab pangay baich raheeN haiN

Nahi ham esa kuch nahi baich rahay Ham siraf itellah day rahay hain

tu YouN kahaiN na kay Pangay key Marketing ker raheeN haiN..




ChailaiN ab Abdullah bhai key burayiyaaN jaldi jaldi bayaan ker daiN

Abdullah Bhai, Khan Amer kay sath rehtay hain

achiyaaN bayan kernay ko nahi kaha.

kunad ham jins, baa hum jins parwaaz
kabootar baa kabootar, baaz bah baaz

Bari hansi aa rahi hay aap ko Back To The Topic



Ya Allah, yea aaj meray saath kiya ho raha hay, Reham kar meray Maulla


Haan yea Achaayi aur bahaduri ka kaam hi to hay kay aap kay saath reh rahy hain


Sirf Rehtay hi nahi saatha Khatay peetay Uthtay Baithtay aur sootay hain


Lakin aap roo is tarha rahi theen na kay jaisay Farigh ul baal ho chuki hain

aap ki training horahi hai ... i mean k aik bay zobaan shauhar ko bolnay ki practice karayee jarahi hai takay agar aik baar woh kissi ko kharee kharee sonanay k qabil hojaye to omeed hai k darbaray begum maiN bhi oski zoban band nahee rahegi.....

Aap hamaray sath esa kio kar rahay hain



Kia na Abdullah bhai aap to chaltay phirtay ghaltion ka putlah hain, ma awin depress ho gai

Aap ki saab say bari khamai hay kay aap had'darja kay budhu hain Agar ma rona dhona aur shopping choor doon to phir aap may aur meray may kia fark rah jai ga Ham may kuch to khawateen walay anasir rehnay dain



Meray khiyal say Abdullah bhai ki buriaan define karnay say pehlay ye tah kar liya jai kay achai kia hay

mujhay yaad hai sab zara zara...

aik martabah jab koi popular member mod bah jaye to aksar members ko oss say shikayat paida hojati hai... jab modship bhi Abdulla bhai ka kuch nah 'bigaR' saki to aik 'sazish' k tehat onhaiN islam section ka mod bana dia gaya... yeh woh koochah hai jahaaN say shayad hi koi modz baa.izzat taur par wapis aata hai.... lekin 'afsos' k Abdullah Bhai iss kochay say bhi 'sahi salamat' nikal aaye.... 'tang' aakar intezamia nay onhaiN GM bana dia k shayad koi apnay daftari GM 9general manager) say naalaaN bandah abdullah bhai say bhi ulajh baiThay lekin........ 'afsos' abhi tak aisa kuch nahee howa.......... aakhir hum kab tak intezaar kartay...... 'dil ka ghubaar' iss post ki soorat maiN saamnay aa hi gaya....

Fikar not aab ham ah gai hain maidaan may hai jamalo

Asalam-0-Alyekum

kaise hain aap sab dost, Ehbab

Abdulah bhai ko main August 2002 say janta hoon kyoon ke tab main new tha aur maray jo sab say pehlay Bhai banay thay wo yehi thay ........ pher EID par Bhai sahib maray ghar AWAN TOWN tashreef laye thay lekin main mil nahi saka tha kyoon ke main ghar par hi nahi tha uss waqt aur pher baas aisa hoa ke chah kar bhi hum dono mil na paye ..................

iss baat main koyi shak nahi hai ke Abdullah bhai bohut achay aur saaf dil ke maliq insaan hai aur main Bila'jijhak keh sakta hoon ke "HC" par in say acha bhai aur koyi nahi hai ........... kam say kam mera tu ..............

aaj kal Adbullah bhai ya tu behad masroof hain ya pher muj say naraz kyoon ke pehlay ki tarha na tu ab MSN par baat karte hain balke shayed ADD bhi nahi kiya hoa aur na hi hansi mazak ......... Lekin ALLAH aap ko khush rakhay aur Zindagi main jo bhi aap JAYEZ khwahish karain wo pori ho ........ Ameen [b]

Lakin yea Training kar kaun raha hay,
Aap to nahi kar saktay, So aap to waisay hi Farigh hain (kharee kharee sunaye na)
Khan Amer abhi is Qabil nahi ( )
Shokh ka to Dept hi opposite hay( )

Baqi Jab main khud darbaray begum mais sar Jhukana Baais e aafiyat samajhta hoon to training ka fayida

issi baat ki to training hai k kab tak chup rahogay bhai ... jo chup rahegi zobanay abdullah, to beTa pokarega... yaa abdullah

Ghalati say hi to ham seekhtay hain, yahi to insan ka Wasf hay. Sab say Pehlay insaan, Hazrat Adam AS, nay bhi to ghalati ki thi aur yea wo lafz hay jis ko main hameesha Ghalat hi likhta hoon

Bilkul Budho Anari jo chahay keh lain, main to khud apnay aap ko kabhi bhi Aqalmand nahi kehta.

Ji nahi pehlay Raat aati hay Phir hi to Din nikalta hay, is liye Burai karain, to achayee ka maloom hoga na.

(*) bhai yeh RRAG to sara HC gaa rahaha hai... aap kuch new baat karo

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(*) haan yeh kuch KAAM ki baat lagti hai.......... magar iss maiN bhi Abdullah bhai ka qasoor kam aur onki masroofiat ka qasoor zeyadah nazar aarahi hai. Aap ki do'aaouN ka shukarya abdullah bhai k zimmay.



yehi to aap aqalmandi kartay haiN. kaaaaaaash k aap khud ko aqalmand samajhnay aur kahnay ki 'ahmaqanah harkat' kartay to aaj mujhay youN ishtehaar day kar .............

Eik Chup Hazaar Sukh

qareab hai yaar roz e mahshar chhupe ga kushton ka khoon kiyon kar
jo chup rahegi zuban e Khanjar lahoo pukarega aastiin kaa

Bi Jamalo Try This




Walaikum Aslaam Janab, Aap ki Duaaon ka bay had shukriya
Eik baar nahi 2 baar main aap kay ghar aaya tha Kehr Yaar Zinda Sohbat baqi, Insha Allah zaroor mulaqaat hogi

Janab jis ID say aap say chat hoti thi wo kisi Zalim nahy Hack kar li, us kay baad main nay MSN user karna hi chor diya, A_R_M_Y kar kay aap ka ID hota tha na Is kay ilawa bhi Chat bilkul nahi karta ab, Jo hay yaheen hay

Been there done that

Koi nia perfume laiye, mausaam ki nazakat aur winter ki munasibat say

khulay aam rishwat per bha'o ta'o ho raha hay

jee aap sahi keh rahay hain masrofiyat bohut kuch Pas-e-Pusht dal deti hain ...................



Bhai jee dua'oun ka shukriya Adda mat kijiye baas Bhai ko apni Dua main yad kar liya kijiye ......... Ah0o0

jee yad a gaya do bar tashreef laye thay aap aur main mil nahi saka tha ........
jee Insha ALLAH pher kabhi mil lain gay ........

jee A_R_M_Y6745 thi ID lekin wo hack ho gaye ......... aur i think mian ne aap ko new ID tu di hai mager shayed aap ne bilkul hi MSN use karna chor diya hai tabhi ab tak muje Add bhi nahi kiya gaya ..........

chaliye jee yahaan bhi mulaqat ho jati hai yehi kafi hai ............

Abduallah Bhai ajkal Khan Amer ke saath heyn ? Kya hum issey khami keh saktey heyn

Abduallah Bhai Bhabhi ke samney Sher banney ki koshish kertey heyn.Kyun ?

Mujhay to achi cheez eik baar pasand aa jaye to Mushkil say hi Chut ti hay jab tak wo brand na band ho jaye, Aap ko bhi to yea perfume pasand hoa karta tha


Rishwat, Kaisi Rishwat Kiyon Rishwat Is ko lenay wala aur denay walla dono Fuel Industry main use honay wallay hain


Theek hay Janab Aap ka naam Add kar liya hay list main Ji Bilkul Chatting ka mauqa bohat kam milta hay, isi liye to Dil ki Bharaas yahan Nikaal letay hain



Ji Yea Saza hi hay un Khamiyoon ki jo Na samjhi main mujh say ho chuki hain,

Kiyon kay yea Hasrat na Reh jaye kay Eik Din bhi Sheer ki Zindgi na guzari, Ab Koshish kabhi na kabhi to Kamiyaab hogi na

Ramzan mai burai karna achi baat nahi hai.. Ramzan ke baad agar moqa laga to zaoor irshad farmain gay..