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hamzaad

Sep 4 2006, 11:01 PM

How to identify the City of Pakistan
by observing a Street Brawl !!!

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Peshawar !

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Rawalpindi !

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

Quetta !

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall ---

That's anywhere in Lahore!

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state

Then you are in Islamabad !

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on ... And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says
"Bahot dino baad haath dhone ko mila"

of course !
itz "Hamzaad's" Home town
City of lights
City of fightsKARACHI !!!

KamlaJatt

Sep 5 2006, 09:47 AM

Bari baat haiy Mr. Funter

Waisiay Lahore mai to Larai hoti hi nahi kabhi

and Man Saying in ur signature is simply GREAT

DB_4ya

Sep 10 2006, 11:14 AM

yani Pakistan mein 2 logon ki larai hona zaroori he

kh@lifa

Sep 10 2006, 11:25 AM

ap apney naam k sath Laraka laga lo yani LARAKA HUMZAAD .. har jagha larai karwa rahey ho

KHAL NAYAK

Sep 17 2006, 01:21 AM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Sep 4 2006, 11:00 PM) [snapback]2176078[/snapback]

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on ... And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says
"Bahot dino baad haath dhone ko mila"

of course !
itz "Hamzaad's" Home town
City of lights
City of fights[color=#006600][size=5]KARACHI !!!

kabhi kabhi yeah bhi kahtay hain. chalo yarr hum bhi hath saf kar laytay hain ajj kafi din howa maza nahi aa raha

JeeNa'

Sep 17 2006, 08:35 AM

bohat mazydar sach

*Kainaat*

Sep 17 2006, 08:57 PM

No one is fighting...
peace every where...

you are in kainaat's Town

saaahil

Sep 20 2006, 01:00 PM

QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Sep 17 2006, 08:57 PM) [snapback]2180392[/snapback]

No one is fighting...
peace every where...

you are in kainaat's Town

Yeh zameen ke kis khittay per waqay hai, humain bhi pata bata dijiye, hum bhi to dekhain

zapk7

Sep 20 2006, 02:34 PM

Bohat khoub

*Kainaat*

Sep 24 2006, 07:38 PM

QUOTE(saaahil @ Sep 20 2006, 08:00 AM) [snapback]2181426[/snapback]

Yeh zameen ke kis khittay per waqay hai, humain bhi pata bata dijiye, hum bhi to dekhain

hmmm... ye zara security waloon se permission le ker batana pare ga

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:03 AM

QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Sep 5 2006, 09:47 AM) [snapback]2176166[/snapback]

Bari baat haiy Mr. Funter :laugh:

Waisiay Lahore mai to Larai hoti hi nahi kabhi :laugh:

and Man Saying in ur signature is simply GREAT

thanku kamla.........

sahi kahan aapnay k lahore mien ladai nahi hoti hay........lahore mien tou jhagda hota hay,,,,,,danga fisaad hota hay

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:04 AM

QUOTE(*NANHI PARI* @ Sep 10 2006, 11:14 AM) [snapback]2177903[/snapback]

yani Pakistan mein 2 logon ki larai hona zaroori he

ladai 2 person k darmian hi hoti hay .......akela koi kaisay lad sakta hay.....kia tum lad sakti ho?

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:07 AM

QUOTE(kh@lifa @ Sep 10 2006, 11:25 AM) [snapback]2177910[/snapback]

ap apney naam k sath Laraka laga lo yani LARAKA HUMZAAD .. har jagha larai karwa rahey ho

is mashwara ka bohat shukria janab.....waisay meinay tou kahi bhi ladai nahi karvai........

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:09 AM

QUOTE(KHAL NAYAK @ Sep 17 2006, 01:21 AM) [snapback]2180246[/snapback]

kabhi kabhi yeah bhi kahtay hain. chalo yarr hum bhi hath saf kar laytay hain ajj kafi din howa maza nahi aa raha

u r rite sir........

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:10 AM

QUOTE(JeeNa @ Sep 17 2006, 08:35 AM) [snapback]2180285[/snapback]

bohat mazydar sach :laugh:

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:12 AM

QUOTE(zapk7 @ Sep 20 2006, 02:34 PM) [snapback]2181446[/snapback]

Bohat khoub

hamzaad

May 10 2007, 12:14 AM

QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Sep 24 2006, 07:38 PM) [snapback]2182780[/snapback]

hmmm... ye zara security waloon se permission le ker batana pare ga :happy:

jahan peace hi peace ho wahan security ka kia kaam

Silent-Viewer

May 10 2007, 11:21 AM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Sep 4 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]2176078[/snapback]

How to identify the City of Pakistan
by observing a Street Brawl !!!

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Peshawar !

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Rawalpindi !

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

Quetta !

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall ---

That's anywhere in Lahore!

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state

Then you are in Islamabad !

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on ... And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says
"Bahot dino baad haath dhone ko mila"

of course !
itz "Hamzaad's" Home town
City of lights
City of fightsKARACHI !!!

hahhahahahah

VERY LOVELY VERY NICE BHAT KHOOB
HAHAHAHHAA
YAHI TOU HAI APNA KARACHI

ISI BAAT PER APP SAY LARYEE HOJAYE

Forever Green

May 11 2007, 01:15 AM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 10 2007, 11:21 AM) [snapback]2312728[/snapback]

hahhahahahah

VERY LOVELY VERY NICE BHAT KHOOB
HAHAHAHHAA
YAHI TOU HAI APNA KARACHI

ISI BAAT PER APP SAY LARYEE HOJAYE

me not from Karachi.but born in Karachi.....n i loveeeeeee it

Silent-Viewer

May 12 2007, 01:44 PM

QUOTE(Forever Green @ May 11 2007, 12:15 AM) [snapback]2313490[/snapback]

me not from Karachi.but born in Karachi.....n i loveeeeeee it

Born Karachi hain tou fir karachi ke he howen app

Forever Green

May 13 2007, 08:24 AM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 12 2007, 01:44 PM) [snapback]2315686[/snapback]

Born Karachi hain tou fir karachi ke he howen app

jee me from another city........... Not Karachi....But i LOVE Karachi

Silent-Viewer

May 14 2007, 06:50 PM

QUOTE(Forever Green @ May 13 2007, 07:24 AM) [snapback]2316824[/snapback]

jee me from another city........... Not Karachi....But i LOVE Karachi

Forever Green

May 17 2007, 07:37 AM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 14 2007, 06:50 PM) [snapback]2319156[/snapback]

kuch samajh nahi aaya......ZOOR se bolennnnnnnnn

Dying Breath

May 17 2007, 09:55 AM

city OF LIGHTS YA CITY OF FIGHTS

Silent-Viewer

May 19 2007, 11:44 AM

QUOTE(Forever Green @ May 17 2007, 06:37 AM) [snapback]2323610[/snapback]

kuch samajh nahi aaya......ZOOR se bolennnnnnnnn

phir to sub sun lenge

hamzaad

May 27 2007, 03:22 PM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 10 2007, 11:21 AM) [snapback]2312728[/snapback]

hahhahahahah

VERY LOVELY VERY NICE BHAT KHOOB
HAHAHAHHAA
YAHI TOU HAI APNA KARACHI

ISI BAAT PER APP SAY LARYEE HOJAYE

ok most welcome................kahan pito gay ye batao.........

hamzaad

May 27 2007, 03:28 PM

QUOTE(Dying Breath @ May 17 2007, 09:55 AM) [snapback]2323731[/snapback]

city OF LIGHTS YA CITY OF FIGHTS

BOTH

hamzaad

May 27 2007, 03:32 PM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 19 2007, 11:44 AM) [snapback]2326662[/snapback]

phir to sub sun lenge

tou sunnay do ............koi problem hay kia?

TANHA JAAN

May 27 2007, 07:38 PM

zindah dil an e lahore

hamzaad

Jun 17 2007, 03:24 AM

QUOTE(TANHA JAAN @ May 27 2007, 07:38 PM) [snapback]2337935[/snapback]

zindah dil an e lahore

TANHA JAAN

Jun 17 2007, 03:31 AM

ZINDAH DIL A NE LAHORE

DB_4ya

Jun 17 2007, 08:29 PM

Hyderabad ka to naam hi nahin hainaa =(

TANHA JAAN

Jun 17 2007, 08:49 PM

hyderabad ko kehtay hain
...........

hamzaad

Jun 18 2007, 11:20 PM

QUOTE(*NANHI PARI* @ Jun 17 2007, 08:29 PM) [snapback]2367045[/snapback]

Hyderabad ka to naam hi nahin hainaa =(

oh ....really........itna important city rah gaya................by the way........tum kia Hyderabad mein rahti ho jo itna yaad aaya tumhien Hyderabad??

hamzaad

Jun 18 2007, 11:24 PM

QUOTE(TANHA JAAN @ Jun 17 2007, 08:49 PM) [snapback]2367053[/snapback]

hyderabad ko kehtay hain
...........

kia kahtay hien??????/ hyderabad ko kuch nahi kahna haaan