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khan_amer
Teer, Shikar, Rasi, baal, Dewar... app nay konsa karobar shoroo ker diya hay....



sab theek tu hay na... 1-jokes.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 12:33 PM) [snapback]2180649[/snapback]

Teer, Shikar, Rasi, baal, Dewar... app nay konsa karobar shoroo ker diya hay....
sab theek tu hay na... 1-jokes.gif


Ji ma aaj kal teer say shikar kar kay, phir shikar ko rasiyon say baandh kar dewaar par ulta latka kar halal karnay ka business shoru kia hay a191.gif

Apkay aur Abdullah bhai kay hotay kuch ghalt ho sakta hay 1-think.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 18 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]2180654[/snapback]

1) Ji ma aaj kal teer say shikar kar kay, phir shikar ko rasiyon say baandh kar dewaar par ulta latka kar halal karnay ka business shoru kia hay a191.gif

2) Apkay aur Abdullah bhai kay hotay kuch ghalt ho sakta hay 1-think.gif



1)baRa khatr.naak business shoroo kya hay? Allah na karay kay kabhi app ko iss business kay lya hamari zaroorat paRay duas.gif duas.gif


2) yeh bhi hay.



waisay maiN Abdullah bhai ko lay ker baRa preshan hooN.. buhat hi ajeeb ajeeb harkataiN kertay haiN.. jaisay almari kay paT hamesha band rakhtay haiN...kapRay badal ker puranay kapRay dhonay wali basket maiN rakhtay haiN... subah uTh ker sab say pehlay apna bister set kertay haiN... ab in ka kya ilaaj karoN 1-think.gif 1-think.gif 1-think.gif
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 12:43 PM) [snapback]2180656[/snapback]

1)baRa khatr.naak business shoroo kya hay? Allah na karay kay kabhi app ko iss business kay lya hamari zaroorat paRay duas.gif duas.gif
2) yeh bhi hay.
3)waisay maiN Abdullah bhai ko lay ker baRa preshan hooN.. buhat hi ajeeb ajeeb harkataiN kertay haiN.. jaisay almari kay paT hamesha band rakhtay haiN...kapRay badal ker puranay kapRay dhonay wali basket maiN rakhtay haiN... subah uTh ker sab say pehlay apna bister set kertay haiN... ab in ka kya ilaaj karoN 1-think.gif 1-think.gif 1-think.gif


1. Daikhiye charity begins at home aab apdono kay illawa meray hay hi kon HC par blush.gif

2. yehi to hay 1-jokes.gif

3. Daikhiye Abdullah bhai nay 9 saal qaid'e ba'mushakat kati hay. Abhi wo zamanat par reha howay hain tongue.gif

Aap yun kijie Abdullah bhai kay uthnay say pehlay aap rooz suba nihar munh uth kar unki do ungliaan kareebi electrical socket may laga kay 'on' ka switch duba kar lambi taan kar so jaya kijie a191.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 18 2006, 01:50 PM) [snapback]2180661[/snapback]

1. Daikhiye charity begins at home aab apdono kay illawa meray hay hi kon HC par blush.gif



2. Daikhiye Abdullah bhai nay 9 saal qaid'e ba'mushakat kati hay. Abhi wo zamanat par reha howay hain tongue.gif

3. Aap yun kijie Abdullah bhai kay uthnay say pehlay aap rooz suba nihar munh uth kar unki do ungliaan kareebi electrical socket may laga kay 'on' ka switch duba kar lambi taan kar so jaya kijie a191.gif


1) 0-moped.gif 0-moped.gif 0-moped.gif

2) issi liya tu zyada kuch nahi keh raha.. per unhaiN theek kernay key koshish ker raha hooN.. kuch kuch farq paRa per still long way to go

3) yeh ToTka purana ho gaya hay.. woh roz hi pata nahi kaisay mujh say pehlay uTh jatay haiN... koy dosra ToTka batayaiN
Shokh
QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 12:57 PM) [snapback]2180665[/snapback]

1) 0-moped.gif 0-moped.gif 0-moped.gif

2) issi liya tu zyada kuch nahi keh raha.. per unhaiN theek kernay key koshish ker raha hooN.. kuch kuch farq paRa per still long way to go

3) yeh ToTka purana ho gaya hay.. woh roz hi pata nahi kaisay mujh say pehlay uTh jatay haiN... koy dosra ToTka batayaiN


1. Aap kidhar bhaag rahay hain, horse power to meray pass hay 1-history.gif

2. Chalain ji dair aye darust aye closedeyes.gif

3. Hmmm.... aap nay kabi kariki kay baray may suna hay? Ye choohay marnay wali aik chutki hoti hay... ye do adad dar'kar hain... jab aap daikhain kay Abdullah bhai mah've khawab hain to unkay bistar kay samnay lagi jootion may fit kar dain. Jesay hi wo suba uthain gay aur jooti may pair dalain gay to bas samjhain apka kaam ho gia... lakin ehtiyat ki sakht zaroorat hay lihaza aap apnay kanoo may yaad say roi thoos lijie ga a191.gif
khan_amer
QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 18 2006, 02:44 PM) [snapback]2180690[/snapback]

1. Aap kidhar bhaag rahay hain, horse power to meray pass hay 1-history.gif

2. Chalain ji dair aye darust aye closedeyes.gif

3. Hmmm.... aap nay kabi kariki kay baray may suna hay? Ye choohay marnay wali aik chutki hoti hay... ye do adad dar'kar hain... jab aap daikhain kay Abdullah bhai mah've khawab hain to unkay bistar kay samnay lagi jootion may fit kar dain. Jesay hi wo suba uthain gay aur jooti may pair dalain gay to bas samjhain apka kaam ho gia... lakin ehtiyat ki sakht zaroorat hay lihaza aap apnay kanoo may yaad say roi thoos lijie ga a191.gif



App shayad bhool raheeN haiN kay woh 9 saal tak hazir Service Shohar reh chukay haiN... inhay tu kiRki key waisay hi khushbooo aa jatee hay...
Abdullah
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Sep 15 2006, 08:53 AM) [snapback]2179666[/snapback]

Abduallah Bhai to yeh baat hey aap ki Lahore sey shift honey ki 1-think.gif



0-shhh.gif Aap ki Qainchi Kahan hay 1-think.gif
Abdullah
QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 15 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]2179748[/snapback]

1. Oh u mean, zaat di korh'kili tay japhay shateeran nu you1.gif

2. Hai reech'aan day waar kalander hi janay blush.gif

3. theek hay aglay aik haftay tak aap khan Amer ko apnay hath say khana bana kar khilain gay clapping3.gif


1. Kiya Suthri Misaal di hay clapping3.gif

2. Goongay di ramzaan Goonga janay ya Gongay di Maan biggrin.gif

3. Meray haat say aur kuch to kha saktay hain Khana nahi, Meray paas bas eik Diary hay 0-shhh.gif jis ko parh kar main inhain chezain bana kar khilata hoon

QUOTE(muskan_kaun @ Sep 15 2006, 08:47 PM) [snapback]2179904[/snapback]

blink.gif Kya waqaii Khi mai do din rah ke ayy aur Hum se milay bhi nahi... ohmy.gif Arai Contact Number ko kyun dosh dete hain Yoon kaihain na saaf saaf App Ice cream khilanay aur Tofi shofi denay ke dar se hi Hum se nahi mile sad.gif

Bas EL say kafi baat rahi aur kisi ka No nahi tha meray paas, sad.gif Ice cream kiya khana bhi khilatay aap ko aap kay kharchay par clapping3.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 12:34 PM) [snapback]2180577[/snapback]

tu app Abdullah bhai ko teer keh raheeN haiN 1-think.gif 1-think.gif

Nahi aap ko Jalebi keh ahi hain 1-jokes.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 01:21 PM) [snapback]2180636[/snapback]

pata nahi kyoN mujhay lag raha hay app mujhay kuch kehnay key koshish ker raheeN haiN 1-think.gif

Kehna nahi yea aap ko Bist karnay ki Kamiyaab koshish kar rahi hain 1-think.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 02:52 PM) [snapback]2180692[/snapback]

App shayad bhool raheeN haiN kay woh 9 saal tak hazir Service Shohar reh chukay haiN... inhay tu kiRki key waisay hi khushbooo aa jatee hay...

look.gif Yea sazish ho rahi hay meray khilaaf ? 9 nahi sarhay 9 yes.gif

QUOTE(khan_amer @ Sep 18 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]2180665[/snapback]

yeh ToTka purana ho gaya hay.. woh roz hi pata nahi kaisay mujh say pehlay uTh jatay haiN... koy dosra ToTka batayaiN

Bhui meray Ghoray Jaldi bik jatay hain aur aap kay Khotay biktay hi nahi clapping3.gif Aur aap ko kia maloom kay aap kay KhuraaToon say main tamaam raat soya bhi kay nahi 0-16_angry.gif

QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 18 2006, 02:44 PM) [snapback]2180690[/snapback]

Hmmm.... aap nay kabi kariki kay baray may suna hay? Ye choohay marnay wali aik chutki hoti hay... ye do adad dar'kar hain... jab aap daikhain kay Abdullah bhai mah've khawab hain to unkay bistar kay samnay lagi jootion may fit kar dain. Jesay hi wo suba uthain gay aur jooti may pair dalain gay to bas samjhain apka kaam ho gia... lakin ehtiyat ki sakht zaroorat hay lihaza aap apnay kanoo may yaad say roi thoos lijie ga a191.gif

yippie.gif Main Kamray main jooti hi nahi lata, Aur kisi ko lanay bhi nahi deta StayAway.gif

QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 18 2006, 01:50 PM) [snapback]2180661[/snapback]

1. Daikhiye charity begins at home aab apdono kay illawa meray hay hi kon HC par blush.gif

2. Daikhiye Abdullah bhai nay 9 saal qaid'e ba'mushakat kati hay. Abhi wo zamanat par reha howay hain tongue.gif

Aap yun kijie Abdullah bhai kay uthnay say pehlay aap rooz suba nihar munh uth kar unki do ungliaan kareebi electrical socket may laga kay 'on' ka switch duba kar lambi taan kar so jaya kijie a191.gif

1. Ji nahi yea sara HC hi aap ka hay, jahan chahay dandnati phirain. koi pochnay walla nahi hay biggrin.gif

2. Ji nahi sarhay 9 chotay chotay saal 0-love.gif

Jab yea Switch ON karain gay to main in ka Haath Pakar loon ga 1-jokes.gif
Abdullah
QUOTE(Shokh @ Sep 18 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]2180654[/snapback]

Apkay aur Abdullah bhai kay hotay kuch ghalt ho sakta hay 1-think.gif

Kuch Ghalat nahi ho sakta , Sab kuch Ghalat zaroor ho sakta hay clapping3.gif
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