Yummy, chalain aab jaldi say bana kar khila dain

issay khanay key tarkeeb tu app ko aati hi hogee

Buri nazar walay tera munh kala

tarkeeb hi pochi thee.. khanay ko tu nahi maang liya tha... logooN maiN tu zara say bhi hosla nahi raha

mujhe bhi khani hai aalu ki kachoori

Daikhain khanay peenay ka koi mazaq nahi



Is reciepe par sab say pehlay ma pohanchi thi lihaza aap konay may aik taang par chup chap kharay ho kar intezar farmaiye

Theek hay

app nay meri ankhaiN khol deeN...







uss say bhi pehlay maiN nay yeh post dekhi thee... maiN Plate aur Imli key chaTni aur Ketchup lanay gaya tu App aa gayeeN.. chalay aaram say ja ker dosray walay konay maiN khaRiho jayaiN

Suba ho gai mamoo

Imli ki chatni, ketchup aur plate Acha theek hay dono mil kay khatay hain alo ki kachorian Wesay bhi mil baant kar khana chahiye

yeh koy sarkari maal nahi hay kay milbanT ker khayaiN... ja ker apni plate aur Ketchup wagher lay ker ayaiN

Ji nahi ma yahan say aik kadam nahi hilnay wali Kahin peechay say aap sab kuch harap kar gai to

Jain meray liye ketchup, plate aur IMLI ki chanti lay kar ain ma tab tak is post ki hifazat karti hoon

DekhaiN kuch Aaloo key kachori'yooN kay liya kaheeN meray haathooN Shaheed na ho ja'yeh ga.. maiN nay yeh Ketchup, Imli key ChaTni aur Plate say hi app ka kam tamam ker dayna hay.. abhi bhi moqa hay

ChalaiN jayaiN achay bachooN key taraah meray liya eak Sealed ThanDi ThaR Marinda lay ker aayaiN

Meri ghoori kay agay ye bandook thoos ho jani hay

Ham nay to aap say mil baant kay khanay ki baat ki thi par hun Khasma nu khao ji

Aab ma kachoorian khaon gi aur aap plate par ketchup laga kar khain Imli kay pani kay sath, munh daikha hay thandi thaar marinda huh

aap log larai karo
kachori main khaon ga

chalo aisa kerna aadhi marinda app pee layna.. chalo ab jaldi say ja'oo

Apkay aur kachoorion kay darmiyah aik bailna bhi atta hay Hath lagna to dur ki baat nazar bhi na daliye ga

Yeh tu app ko Shokh bata'teeN haiN abhi aa ker...

ChalaiN Shokh jee aaker in say 3/4 haath karaiN maiN KachoriooN key hifazt kerta hooN apni plate maiN rakh ker

Ji adhi marinda khud pi kar baki may jamal'ghota mila kar apko na pilla doon



Kasam say lainj'punay ki haad hay

mera khayal hay inhay bailnay khila hi daiN... maiN app key jagaah key hi hifazat karooN ga.. aur haaN jatay jatay Marinda day jana



1) aisa sazishi dimagh...issi say bachnay kay liya, pehlay aadhi marinda maiN pee'ooN ga

2) tu app kay khayal say yeh had app per hi khatam ho rahee thee

Daikhiye awin meray hathoon ko kash't ho ga ye bat pakrain aur Khalifa ko dhoobi'ghat lay jain Kachoorion ki fikar choor dain apko raas nai ani




1. Ji nahi pehlay ma pion gi phir khali bottle aap kisi tube-well par ja kar apnay liye bhar lena

2. Ji mera to yahi khiyal tha par apki amad say ehsas'e kamtari honay lagi hay

Khalifa Bat pehlay bhi kha chuka hay.. bailna nahi khaya.. aur yehi khana chahta hay.. ab app ko itni takleef tu kerni hi hogee maiN itni dair yeh wali kachoriyooN per phonkaiN mar ker inhaiN thanDa kerta hooN







1) Aisa karaiN pehlay bottle lay ker ayaiN phir Toss ker laiN gay.. Sika hay mera pass

2) bachay abhi app nay dekha hi kya hay

1. hargiz nahi

2. bachay Aap khud hoon gay bachay kuchay




Aur iskay sath hi Shokh nay Khan sahib ki plate un say lay kar unkay saar par phoor di

1) Na; sahi maiN baad maiN puri 7up pee looNga

2)

3) per kachoriyaaN tu maiN kha hi chuka tha na

1. Ji ji tube-well kay pani aur 7-up daikhnay may aik say hi lagtay hain, hamain zada nahi to thora sahi par apki khushi ka khiyal hay

2. lagi hay lagi hay

3. Aap nay kabi desi filmo may anjumaan ko chalang martay daikha hay Yakinan apkay pait ko is wakt os chalang ki zaroorat hay

1) waisay bhi sevenup key bottle rang.dar hoti hay, uss per "logooN" key buri nazraiN nahi paR sakteeN tu log aisi bataiN ker kay hi apna saRa show kerwatay haiN

2) Anjuman ko kon hay? app kay zamanay key Heroine tu nahi thee kaheeN???

1. Hari neeli ya peeli aap bottle par concentrate karain ma kachorion par karti hoon

2. Ji ye meray bachpaan kay zamany ki bohat mashoor adakara thin aur inhain aksar aap say milti julti shakhsiyat yani Sultan Rahi sahib kay sath caste kia jata tha

1) woh tu maiN nay sari jhooTi ker deeN haiN

2) baRay ho ker appp nay kitnay logooN ko nuqsaan puhanchaya hay..yehi app choTi rehteeN tu atleast yeh adakara tu abhi bhi hoteeN aur maiN inhay chalangay lagata bhi daikh sakta

1. Don't worry ma inhain oven may 360 degree par roast kar kay gareebo ko khila doon gi

2. Shukar karain ma bari ho gai warna pakistan may anaaj ki kilat ho jati. suna hay inho nay jahan jahan chalang lagai wahan dobara fasalain nahi ugin

1) waisay tu maiN bhi ghareeb hi hooN

2) baRi techinical chalanGaiN lagatee theeN... lagta hay Africa maiN app baRi nahi howeeN aur wahaaN per yeh chalanGaiN lagateeN raheeN.. issi liya wahaaN per qaht paRa rehta hay....

tu kya koy hero inhay uThanay key koshish bhi kerta tha ?

1. Aab ghareeb nahi maskin hain balkay maskin bhi nahi mesanay hain

2. Yahi to ghalti hoi un say chalang marni thi to aap kay pait par martin to aaj koi meray jesay bhooka kachorion ko na tarasta

3. Nahi janab Sultan Rahi sahib nay producer say is kaam ka dugna moafiza maag kar apni kamar bacha li

1) mujhay misna kaha

2) mera paiT hay.. kisi jageer.dar key zameen nahi.. pehlay hi mujhay itni thoRi sari bhook lagtee hay

3) yani Sultan Rahi bhi meri taraah Aqal mand thay

1. shukar karain misna kaha hay misna kootna nahi

2. Wohi na bhoook lagay na lagay nadeeday zada hain aap

3. Ji Sultan Rahi akalmaand thay aur aap akalbaand hain zada farak nahi bas 'm' aur 'b' ka hair phair hay

yahan tu koi aur hi kachorian ban gaye hain

Recepie achi hai rubbia

1) daikhaiN jee maiN bhi app ko phappay.kuTni keh sakta tha.. per maiN nay kaha.. nahi na

2) subah say line maiN app khaRi haiN.. kachoriyooN ko jhooli maiN Daal ker khanay ko bhi tayaar haiN app.. aur maiN tu chamach aur Plate kay saath hooN nadeeda ho gaya.. meri aisi qismat kahaaN...

3) agr maiN Aqal.band hota tu lazman Norway maiN paya jata...

1. Phappay kutni ki definition sunaiye pehlay (kamal hay har forum par SLAP ki option hoti hay aik isi forum par smilies ka kaal para howa hay)

2. Bilkul aap nadeeday hain kio kay aap say mera khana nahi daikha jata

3. Aik barf ka gola maroon gi na to akal teekanay ah jai gi

1) issay Algebra kay asool say samjhaiN

Shokh = Lahori LaRki
Lahori LaRki = LaRakoo Massi
laRako Massi = Massi Musibatay
Massi Musibatay = Jal kukRi
Jal kukRi = nadeedi
Nadeedi = Lahori LaRki


2) oye woh mera khana hay.. app ka nahi

3) barf ka gola yahaaN aatay aatay bhaap ban jaye ga

1. daikhiye apki equation may kahin bhi phappy kutni drive nahi ho rahi

2. oye kesay kaha hay oye

3. theek hay bhaap kay bhi apnay faiday hain

1) in sab ko jama ker kay Shokh per zarb day daiN... phappay.kuTni ban jaye ga

2) oye logoN kay khanooN per buri nazr Dalo gay tu OYE hi kaha jaye ga oye

3) ab bhaap kay kya faiday ho saktay haiN

1.Ji nahi phappy kutni wo hoti hay jo lagai bujhai karay yani iski baat os say aur oski baat is say aur ye aik wahid khiibi hay jo ham may hargiz nahi

Baki aap hamain jal-kukri kah sakatay hain kion kay ham jald hi thoongay maar kar apka satiyanass karnay walay hain

2. Oye ma utaroon sandel

3. Ye to doodh ka chala hi bata sakta hay na kay wo phoonk phoonk kar kion pita hay

1) yeh tu app ka khayal hay, aur app kay khayalaat key koy sanad nahi..

2) kyoN sandle utaray baghair app OYE nahi sun sakteeN

achaa jee line lag yaee hai khaney key liyeee


wesy bana kon raha hai kachorii

tu kachori abhi tak bani hi nahi

nahi

kia aap bazar sey leny jaa rahey hou

Nahi jee.. ab uss post maiN ja rahay haiN jahaaN kuch khanay ko tay'aar ho