In the jungle all the animals eat Gutka but the girafee eats
Tulsi.
Why?? because OONCHE LOG OONCHI PASAND ....
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Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen
Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi
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Boy : Jaan-e-man... is
dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal utaron kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja
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