Munna Bhai: Agar baghair daaton wala kuta kaat le to kia kernay ka?
Circuit: kuch nahi bhai, bus baghair sewi wale injection laganay ka

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.

ENGLISHMAN
What is this?

CIRCUIT
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN
What is this?

CIRCUIT
Sweet India

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