Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in
it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked
his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man
born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't
know who is Jayanthi.
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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach
walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the
same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly
Sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's
four legs, it becomes deaf
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When Sardar was traveling with his wife in a Taxi,
the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are
trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive. 
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Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the
washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing
this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar
pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught
fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: it’s simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
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... superb 
